Sucks to be Austin Nichols:
1. His HBO show “John From Cincinnati” has been cancelled.
2. Last night he got arrested in Michigan. The usual. DUI. He’s looking at facing up to 3 months in jail.
Do people NOT get it? We humans are like moronic monkeys with 1/4 of a brain sometimes.
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE
DO NOT [...]
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Austin Nichols: Never Even Made The One-Hit-Wonder List
Published by Ruben on August 24th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto, Random Celebs
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Joe Francis Didn’t Leave Jail Today As Planned
Published by Ruben on June 5th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto
Girls Gone Wild creator Joseph Francis, who granted bail in a federal tax evasion case in Nevada, will remain in jail to avoid the possibility of being sent to Florida to be arrested on another charge, his lawyer said Tuesday.
“We had hoped he’d be out today,” defense lawyer David Houston said. But when the judge [...]
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Paris Hilton Begins Self-Defense Course 22 Days Shy of The Attack of The Denny’s Butch Lesbians
Published by Ruben on May 14th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto, Paris Hilton
And so…the “mighty” heiress falls.
Big Bird says she’s gonna quit boozing and also cut back on shopping. Furthermore, the princess will no longer be racing around in luxury cars according to her friends.
Paris — who is set to begin a 45-day jail stretch in 22 days’ time — has been spotted regularly with her personal [...]
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Elliot Mintz For Paris Hilton - Spin Your Wheel of Fortune Baby
Published by Ruben on May 10th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto, Paris Hilton
Elliot Mintz Paris Hilton concocted this clever mea culpa (in quotes below) in a way that couldn’t have been phrased better by former president Clinton himself. Anyone out there who buys this crap is out of their mind. In my eyes, she’s going to jail because she subconsciously THOUGHT she was above the law and [...]
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When a Celebrity Apologizes, It’s Political, Never Genuine
Published by Ruben on May 9th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto
Excerpt from Akon’s statement in regards to him dry humping a 15-year old like a beast on stage:
“It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone [...]
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Elliot Mintz and Big Bird Rekindle Strutted Feathers
Published by Ruben on May 8th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto, Paris Hilton
“I represent Paris and I’m proud to,” Elliot Mintz told Reuters early on Tuesday after a night out with his client. “We had a wonderful evening, we talked, and our media relationship resumes uninterrupted.“
PR In –> Out Translation:
“Following Paris Hilton’s 45-day jail sentence, her family disowned her. Following that, she realized that I was the [...]
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The World Claps Its Hands as Paris Hilton Gets Cage Sentence
Published by Ruben on May 7th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto, Paris Hilton
CommentaryKarma is such a bitch. Celebrities tend to think that they rise above the allowed limits of the law simply because they’ve got money and usually get to skip a line or two here or there. What’s worst about this case though is that Paris Hilton is not even a real celebrity - she [...]
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Kevin Federline’s Little Brother Serving Jail Time
Published by Ruben on April 4th, 2007Filed in Celebrutto, Kevin Federline
According to records obtained by Star from Pendleton Municipal Court, 20-year-old Cameron — a minor by local law — was arrested by members of the Pendleton Police Department at midnight on March 4, during a raucous party at his family home. At an April 3 court appearance, Cameron Federline pled guilty to the charges of [...]
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