Alex Borstein Knocked Up


Shame on you if you don’t know who Alex Borstein is. The woman is ONLY a comedic genius. Voice of Louis on Family Guy? Cast of ‘Mad TV’? Ring any bells? LOL

Yes, she’s quite the sassy cookie. I love her. And now she will bring a child into this world. Let’s hope it inherits her talents, or else…

She blogs,

Tiny Penis

Hello folks. Just thought I’d pop online and give you an update. I am knocked up. It’s official. I have a teeny tiny penis inside of me right now and it will be coming out of me in September. So, there you have it. Some exciting news from the Alex Borstein camp.

I look forward to all of the nasty things that will be happening to my body, both inside and out and I promise that I won’t try to describe all of those nasty things as though they were beautiful. You’ll get enough of that crap from all the Hollywood whores who are knocked up right now, too, like: Angelina, Jamie Lynn, Ashlee, Nicole, Jessica Alba, that weird guy who was on Oprah…

It’s a fertile world and we’re all just livin’ in it.

~alex

[Dimitri Halkidis/Wenn]


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3 Comments »

Comment by klhghgj
2008-05-16 14:10:50

LMAO at her comments.

She was so cute and funny on Mad Tv.

 
Comment by stating the obvious
2008-05-18 11:46:55

It’s Lois…. thanks.

 
Comment by Elena (a.k.a.) MaD.Tv.LoveR Subscribed to comments via email
2008-06-23 23:06:08

Did The Real Alex Borstein Type This???

 
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