An Open Letter To Dave Navarro

I never meant to hurt you with my post. I had no idea that you actually received Google alerts for anything with your name on it..but I suppose I understand. Regardless, you are right. I shouldn’t have written what I did and called you a douche. But by douche, I mean the most potent of fragrant douches money can buy! Whatever happened to all your advice and life conclusions reached in “Don’t Try This At Home”? It gave me so much insight…especially Ten Reasons To NOT Tie Off, especially #9….seriously. What could I do to prove to you that I meant no harm with my words? Well, Dave…I only see one solution to this problem. I must be spanked. That’s right Dave. You must come teach me a lesson. I’ve been a bad, bad girl. (email available on contact page)

Here he is along with Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, and Alyson Hannigan at the ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall‘ premiere at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood on Thursday night.

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