Earlier this morning, Demi Moore was on her way to make a morning appearance on ‘Live with Regis and Kelly’ and even signed some autographs on the way out of ABC studios once she finished.
But before that, she made an appearance on Letterman last night and revealed her beauty secret: leeches.
I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy.
These aren’t just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we’re talking high level blood suckers. They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit - and your health is optimized. It detoxifies your blood - I’m feeling very detoxified right now. I did it in some woman’s house laying on her bed. We did a little sampler first, which is in the belly button.
It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to go, ‘You bastard.’ Then you relax and work on your Lemaze breathing just to kind of relax. You watch it swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when its super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar. You first feel worse then you feel better. But I’m going back - I only got 4 leeches and I feel a bit cheated.
Meanwhile, here’s what Ashton Kutcher was doing.
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this all sounds like she is getting ripped off!!!! If you want to detoxify, drink some damn water! Come on, she really does this? It really sounds like a scam someone came up with just to charge dumb celebrities $1000’s of dollars so they can “detoxify”. Well, I’m not buying it! There is no fountain of youth, stop searching!
ewwwwwww wtf lol!