Paris Hilton Banned From Oscars

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If there is one event in town that desperately does not want to be associated with Paris Hilton in any way, shape or form, it’s the 80th Annual Academy Awards.

Perhaps one of the main reasons for their decision is the fact that her latest film, The Hottie and The Nottie, is ranked the worst movie of all time.

The source revealed to the Daily Star that Paris has already bought a £2 million Kira Plastinina dress for the ceremony.

She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with the film bods.

She’s tempted to go to the parties afterwards, but might wear her trademark brunette wig to save her dignity

What dignity? That has been nonexistent since the beginning of her time.


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Comment by Gypsytrill
2008-02-19 14:46:45

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
That really old guy from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid hates me cuz I ruined his film festival.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Comment by Joaquin
2008-03-17 01:52:50

lol…… anyways, that picture of her is priceless!

 
 
Comment by Rip Doff
2008-02-19 14:49:16

Back to making anal porn crackie!

 
Comment by Crista
2008-02-19 21:09:41

Let me get this straight…she is banned from the ceremony so they could spare her further embarrassment?? Would they do that with any other star? I call unfairness. 2million euros is a effin ton of money. Not a complete waste, I am sure she will just throw a party or something. This is ridiculous, they should let her go so she can come face to face with the reality that she is a no-talent crybaby.

 
2008-02-20 02:38:16

[...] out the idiot authors attempt to dramatize this shit…. The quotes are fuckin hilarious… Paris Hilton Banned From Oscars [...]

 
Comment by Agent D
2008-02-20 07:59:54

Why WOULD she be invited? And who the hell spends 2 million on a dress for an event she wasn’t even invited too? She is such a joke! Maybe this will be the straw that breaks her back, and she won’t make another movie ever again, another album again, or anything else for that matter.

Comment by Joaquin
2008-03-17 01:54:39

she’s not even in the film industry! why would they even want her?

 
 
Comment by leo carter Subscribed to comments via email
2008-02-20 10:07:20

I think Paris is great and don’t undestand why she is picked on she is pretty and not her fault if she was born into a rich family. it wouldn’t surprise me one bit to see her mak a great movie and get even with all these bastards

 
Comment by selman krasniqi
2008-02-24 02:31:43

hapy brithday paris hilton love love

Comment by Joaquin
2008-03-17 01:55:01

lol wtf?

 
 
Comment by selman krasniqi
2008-02-24 02:38:00

paris hilton is number wan in HOLLYWOOD AND USA AND THE WORLD

 
Comment by selman krasniqi
2008-02-24 02:40:23

ayem SELMAN KRASNIQI IN KOSOVA

 
Comment by selman krasniqi
2008-02-24 02:43:51

HEY PARIS HILTON KOSOVO INDENPECENT IN 17.02.2008 AND HAPY BRITHDAY LOVE LOVE AND YOU NUMBER WAN SEX GRILS IN THE WORLD BYE BYE

 
Comment by Joaquin
2008-03-07 05:08:45

that is what she gets or being a hoe

 
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