HOW CUTE!
Chimpanzees are practically people. They have done everything from fly jet planes to sleep in the same bed as a former President of the United States. It’s that grin. That huge, toothy grin they flash for the cameras, it makes them look like devilish little scamps, like they have some great and hilarious secret they cannot wait to share. And then they put their arms around the action star and snuggle in and everybody goes awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Then they pucker their lips and make fart noises and everybody just laughs until they die.
OH SH*T, RUN!
That is not a grin. What that is, see, is a mouthful of very large teeth being bared. Right at you. The chimp is attempting to inform you that you are invading his space. If you do not understand this, the chimp would be happy to further elaborate. With that mouthful of very large teeth. While smashing his very long and extremely strong arms about your head and shoulders, grabbing your hair and slamming your head into things. All the while shrieking a vicious symphony of noise that is calling all his buddies over to beat you until you cannot grow anymore. Following which, they will pelt you with feces.
It’s sort of like a fraternity initiation, only they don’t give a shit if you survive. For instance, look how the adorable monkey treats his “friend” the zoologist, [VIDEO ABOVE] who’s been coming to his island and feeding him bananas for years.
It gets much worse: On four recorded occasions in the last 50 years, chimpanzees have abducted, killed and eaten human babies.
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I effin’ hate monkeys!! Well, I hate the ugly ones, and chimps are UGLY, annoying, and disgusting.
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Oh, and they eat babies??? I hate them even more. We should hunt them.
actually, chimps aren’t monkeys. they’re apes. monkeys have tails.
I think chimpanzees are nasty lol……. i’ve never liked them… :(
well, you must not like your mom, cause damn that bitch is hairy.
he is really cute thats my favorite animal