This is absolutely redonkulous! Some people might insure their lives, or sometimes even their ass, but not Tom Jones, oh no, he’s insured–get this, his chest hair for almost $7 million dollars!
Correct me if I am wrong,but does that mean that if I break into his home, and shave his chest pubes off while he’s sleeping, that his insurance would compensate him for his “loss”?
John Thomas for Lloyd’s of London, who insured the chest forest, said,
Admittedly, this is one of the most obscure requests I’ve had — but I still came up with a wording that addressed the need.
Oh, side note. This company, Lloyd’s, also insured other celebrities’ body parts, including Keith Richards’ fingers and Jennifer Lopez’s booty.
What I’ve always wondered is how do you determine the value of a person’s chest hair or booty? Is there an ongoing rate on the market for dumbfounding dumb insurances, or…?
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Chest hair? Ewww…why? It would grow back, so why waste the money? Is he expecting it to all fall out or some random act of shaving? Correct me if I’m wrong but the only lunatic in Hollywood waving a razor shaved her own head, right?
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Keith Richard’s policy makes sense. That’s how he makes a living.
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JLO’s? I’d like to see the wording in that…does it cover her ass if she loses too much weight or gains too much? What if she gets cellulite or no one cares anymore because some other hot Latino came along? Many policies have cancellation clauses, if you commit suicide your life insurance is kaput, for example. So is there a clause in there that says JLO may not engage in any activities which would damage her butt and which activities would be included? Roller skating? Skiing? Rough Sex?
Hmmm…how much is a butt worth? How much booty for a booty?
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If you don’t have a faint heart or a weak stomach, maybe you could ask these people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpZrPpNfJ8
(Or if you do have a weak stomach, I’m sure they’d be glad to take it off you….just don’t ask them to give you a hand, though!)
Thanks Kelly! That youtube video was really interesting. I had no idea this was such a popular practice. How disturbing. I may be a girl and complain about body image, but ‘ll keep all my body parts to myself, thank ya very much! LOL
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-Carolina
Eeeewwwww! Just the picture alone makes me shutter. *shutters again*