While Britney Spears was gone, I realized that life without her is mundane. Where else can you see a walking trainwreck on a daily basis…for free? When she left the hospital yesterday and resumed her normal routine of being chased by the paparazzi, sleeping at random hotels, and of course, my personal favorite, dressing like she’s a homeless person that lives outside of the Starbucks where I get my non-fat lattes…I thought to myself, “Self, wow…Brit’s life might seem to no longer bear any importance, but wow, she sure makes things fun!”
Soooo, welcomed back Brit Brit! It’s so refreshing to know that we can still count on you to not shower, wear a bra, talk in a phony British accent, and much much more!
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I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy for you!! What would write about more frivolous and less meaningful about this tragedy other than to be on Panty Duty!!!! We are so glad you are out there monitoring the web. . .LOL
Wow carolina you are such a proffesional.NOT!HAve some respect.Clearly this woman is not well.HAve some dignity and stop exploiting her.
If Britney were to start acting with dignity and respect, and quit exploiting herself, much of the world would follow suit.
I kinda agree with you…… :/
Yes, and her fans were disgusted by this…yesterday.
At least we were spared the other panty shots of britney from that same day, which were much worse….
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HEY MR SPEARS!!!!!! TAKE ALL OF BRITNEY’S MONEY AND BUY HER A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PANTS!!!!!!!! REALLY LONG PANTS!!!!!!!!!! AND SINCE THIS IS BRITNEY WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T SEE-THROUGH!!!!!! IN ONE MOVE YOU’LL ELIMINATE ANOTHER OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S DESPERATE ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE FAME THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS HOW, AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM ANY MORE OF HER FAME-SEEKING CROTCH FLASHES!!!!!!! YOU BETTER WELD THE ZIPPERS SHUT TOO BECAUSE ADNAN IS STILL AROUND, RIGHT????????
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Let’s give brit brit a break, shall we? After all, she is texting AND smoking at the same time. We should be proud of her, this proves she can actually do at least two things at the same time. She’s come a long way, before she couldn’t even dance and sing with her own voice, having to rely on lip-syncing. Now I don’t want to hear her really sing, but maybe next time we can teach her to text, smoke, AND keep from her from exposing herself. Oh brave new world, that hath such people in it (Huxley)………
OH! Don’t forget ignoring the fact she has kids, wearing those rancid boots, funkdifying the neighborhood, and waiting to wrap her legs around the next passing PAP or back up dancer. I really don’t know how anyone ANYONE can have sympathy for this bitch.
Does anyone really think Britney is somehow going to magically change her ways overnite? She’s been on who knows how many medications and been stabilized twice and her behavior hasn’t changed one iota. Right back to the same circus. It’s apparent that this is the real Britney now, love it or leave it. Strutten’ her stuff like royalty with the help of random persons who see fit to worship her untalented ass. In her eyes she’s the same old pop goddess performing innovative new routines, revealing new costumes and sets, and reveling in the applause of an audience that recognizes her genius and talent. Some say she’s mentally ill, but is rejection of an unwanted reality really crazy? Haven’t we all wished that we didn’t have to grow up at some point in our lives?
“Some say she’s mentally ill, but is rejection of an unwanted reality really crazy?” You might have something here Recognition. And your also right that this IS the real Britney, and she isn’t going anywhere. Damn.
It didn’t even take a day for her to flash her lady bits to us again! Only one day!!!! But yes, a life without this trash can is a much more boring life.
Give her a freakin break
at least she wearing underwear this time…..