Diaper Run For The New Parents

ah, to have nannies. In the first month of my son’s life me and my husband didn’t get to both run out to the store for anything…. not unless we wanted to pack up the baby too.

Aw, why doesn’t she at least smile!

She looked soo much better pregnant.

Did you ever see the Seinfeld episode when Elaine has the rash, and the doctor wont see her because her file says she is hard to deal with. Then Uncle Leo opens the package Jerry refused and burned off his eyebrows, then Elaine goes to the doctor with Uncle Leo and draws Leo’s eyebrows on because his doctor was gonna find out about her, and he looks pissed with these crazy black drwan on eyebrows and then his doctor wont see him then, and they end up at a vet’s office? Because Nicole looks like Uncle Leo! Those sunglasses make her look like she has crazy mean eyebrows! I know, long rambling, stupid commment, but I find it hilarious! Eh, its been a really, REALY shitty day. I have to find humor somewhere.

she doesn’t have the new mama glow AT ALL. christina aguilera has it, but nicole richie doesn’t. i have seen her out with her boyfriend quite a few times, acting as though they were still carefree. i bet she is overwhelmed with everything that a baby means; she has always seemed incredibly selfish. some people love the attention pregnancy brings- then the actual baby comes, and they’re like, wait a minute!

i still can’t believe she fell in love with him lol…..