
I’ve never given birth, but when I do, I can only hope that 3 weeks later I can look as gorgeous as Christina Aguilera did at the Back to Basics Live and Down Under DVD signing at Best Buy.
And my oh my, lots of milk in her boobies, huh!?
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Ugly Tramp… she looks like a man.
You’re a ditch pig, she’s a goddess.
kthxbye
Are you sure you looking at the same pics as everyone else?
Christina Maria Aguilera Legendera Bratman DOES NOT look like a man.
She looks like a woman. She is the best. Period.
The end.
Dude, get over it. Must you always state her entire name? Legendera? Hardly.
Legendera.
Period.
The end.
Bow down, Carmen.
lmfao @ Carrie! so true…….
Carrie, put the glass pipe down.
why? just because she said the truth?
Oh my god her implants look they are gonna explode!! How she went from an A cup to like a DD is beyond me she’ll probably have to have them changed out again!! But besides the heavy make-up she looks awesome for just giving birth 3 weeks ago! Keep it up chick
LOL at you.
Christina Maria Aguilera Legendera Bratman can do no wrong.
She looks great and just IS great.
The best.
As a mom of two I know that your boobies get so big and hard that they look like implants. Her baby must be a big eater!!!
Implants or no implants, Christina Maria Aguilera Extra Legendera is still THE BEST.
That is the bottom line.
Talented, articulate, sane, beautiful, rich, loved, the best.
OK, I have to say just one thing….ARE YOU ALL MORONS OR SOMETHING????? Did you learn anything in health class???? She had a baby 3 weeks ago, when women have babies, their breasts fill with milk to feed the baby. THEY AREN’T IMPLANTS YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!! I can’t even believe anyone would think they were implants. Some of you need to either go back to school or stay there for a long, long while.
This was especially directed at Xtina and dfjksdfh.
She looks AMAZING!!!! Love you Christina! You are gonna make a great mom!!!!
… because she… is pretty?
Pretty? Christina is STUNNING! I’m in awe of her beauty.
her boobs look AMAZING!
Holy Schmoley!!!!!!!!! Where the hell did those things come from???!!!!! Even women with breast implants will develop larger breasts as a natural part of the birth cycle, but no freakin’ way!!!!!!
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The most likely source of Christina’s new headlights:
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1) My dreams.
2) A Hollywood doctor.
3) A Hollywood doctor xtina hired for a standard breast augmentation who took a big money bribe from me right before the surgery along with the request “Make them even bigger”.
4) Aliens….male aliens.
5) A Kmart catalog.
6) I guess prayers do in fact work, obviously.
7) A side effect resulting from excessive lipstick toxicity syndrome.
I love you MikeG, but Christina Aguilera owns your soul.
She is the best. I like her.
“…I love you MikeG, but Christina Aguilera owns your soul…”
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Not until she puts on a cheerleader outfit and spanks me in it. She does have an amazing voice, I’ve always wanted her to record a sultry jazzy blues record instead of the pop stuff.
Okay, I hated it when she did the fake bake “Look, I’m an oompa loompa!” orange face - but why is her make up now several shades lighter than her natural skin tone?! As a Mac girl she should know better. I am very disapponted.
But yay for momma boobies.
Who gives a sh*t about her makeup and fake tan?
So Christina likes tan! And what?
She is the best.
Her voice is ridiculous.
She is ridiculous (in a good way).
The b*tch can do no wrong.
Bow down, people. LOL
Sexy mother. She is great as always! I wish all happines for her and the baby.
I bet those things are so heavy…Mine were heavy. All I wanted to do was either stand in the shower, or lay down.
I bet they’d look pretty good in a cheerleader outfit (winks coyly, not wanting to overstep any boundaries)
Hm, I was never a cheerleader. I was on danceline though, and I do still have those outfits……(akward silence)….oh, they were short skirts with bloomers as well, except with go-go boots. ;)
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lol, oh Mike.
oh, god, i know- i’m fairly big chested as it is, so i ended up looking like a derailed parade float at times.
She looks ok, most other womens that are pregnant don’t look so nice!! But I think it’s all about the money, not about natural beauty!!
What’s with the trout face? Not cute. She is beautiful, but she needs to wipe off at least 9 of the 10 layers of make-up off her face. She would look even more beautiful without the war paint.
Vaughan
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man, why doesn’t she buy at least a boob pump? girls do looks beautiful when they have babies!