
TMZ reports that Eva Mendes has entered rehab at Cirque Lodge, in Utah, the same place Lindsay Lohan was treated. The Lodge is apparently one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at there for several weeks now due to a substance abuse problem. When TMZ contacted her rep, no calls were return for a comment.
















I hope she’s ok if this is even true. I never expected her to have any substance abuse problems. Ah well it’s her life and she’s dealing with it. Shocker.
It was a bit shocking but I’m glad she seeked help now without having something drastic happen. That is a pretty good sign since it seems she wasn’t forced to do it.
HUGE shocker with this one!!
Mmmmmmmmm, I would follow her to rehab. With a cheerleader outfit in my suitcase. So she could spank britney in it.
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Ummm, yeah. Excuse me, I think, uh, my phone is ringing in the other room. Yep that’s it. I’ll be back in 20 minutes.
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Whoops! I just got a good look at that pic again. Better make that 15 minutes.
and HUGE, yes, definitely. Looks like I’m casting a shadow over north eastern Kansas again….DAMN YOU EVA MENDES!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR SEXY LATINA BODY!!!!! AND THOSE TOTALLY HOT, YET KINDA CUTE PANTIES THAT ARE A LITTLE TOO SMALL!!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR SLIGHTLY VULNERABLE DUE TO RECENT REHAB ENROLLMENT, BUT SMART ENOUGH TO ADMIT FAULT AND STRONG ENOUGH TO DO THE RIGHT THING MENTAL STATE!!! EVA!!!! GET HEALTHY SOON SO WE CAN SPANK BRITNEY TOGETHER!!!!!!
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Uhh, I think I forgot something in, um, the bathroom. 1O minutes.
Spanking britney is another one of my hidden metaphors, in case anyone was wondering. Plus, it’s just fun to think of a bad behaving britney getting spanked. I’ll be back in about 5 minutes to finish the post. I think I forgot something, uh, upstairs.
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The cheerleader outfit is a metaphor for female beauty, although I don’t attach the same standard cultural expectations to the uniform like most people do, and sadly, I used to.
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Mmmmmmm, hidden metaphors………
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The spanking metaphor?? Anyone???? Bueller??? Bueller??? (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
lmao @ MikeG!
….and sometimes it’s people you’d NEVER expect to hear about. I never woulda thunk this with her, but everyone has problems on some level. I wish her the best in her recovery!!!
Best wishes for your speedy recovery!
I LOVE Eva, she is my fav. This is shocking. I said it after Heath Ledger’s death, drug addicts don’t wear uniforms you can spot from a mile away, they all don’t look like Amy Winehouse or Pete Dohrety. Best of luck to you Eva.
Great point, I like the way you put it.
It could also be an alcohol-related problem… rehab isn’t just for drugs. But either way, it’s shocking.
exactly… could be anything…alcohol…illegal narcotics….maybe perscriptions drugs… We don’t know, and with Eva, we may never…and that’s ok! She’s not flaunting it all for the whole world to see and know about, and I doubt she will.
Oh definitely. I always think that drinking has become “too acceptable”. I’m always hearing people brag about getting drunk and what not.
People forget that it is possible to catch an addiction in its early stages before the person’s body begins to deteriate. Her prognosis should be better than someone like Whino who waits till they are a walking corpse to seek treatment, if they even seek it then.
People forget often that these people are human. We act as if they are perfect and they are far from it. We really have no CLUE at what is happening in their private lives
This is true for most people in Hollywood. Eva definately falls into this category. She seems very private…I don’t know a whole lot about her other than she’s insanely beautiful and makes decent movies as far as I can tell, and she’s not on the covers of all the mags every week. Yes, she gets the occasional cover, but they are always respectable magazines. Hopefully she’ll comeback stronger than ever and kick ass where ever she goes from this point forward!
“…Hopefully she’ll comeback stronger than ever and kick ass where ever she goes from this point forward!..”
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And spanking britney would be a good start. In a cheerleader uniform….OK, I’m done…literally…
it’s the ones that are quiet that tend to have the biggest problems because they don’t advertise their issues. then, when things happen, everyone is shocked.
i wish i was a heroin addict or alcoholic; all the cool and/or good-looking people go to rehab. rehab is the cool place to be.
That’s a wish you can grant yourself if you are foolish enough to be serious!
sakara18235 are you freakin crazy?
Can’t believe Eva has that kind of problems!!
I STILL can’t believe it’s not butter.
Ispank that latino cu.nt so hard
why do they all end up being alcoholics?