With her PapSmear out of the picture, Britney Spears did something other than get coffee, go shopping at awkward hours, and behave erratically. She actually hit up Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood last night to rehearse for hew new single.
Studio owner, Robert Baker, told People,
She is working on the choreography for her song ‘Hot as Ice’. She rehearsed an amazing routine with a chair.
Hum, sounds familiar. Is she recycling choreography and ideas too? With all the Beyonces of the world, that’s the last thing we need!
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A chair???? 1999 called…they want their dance moves back.
LMAO!
The digital manipulation performed on her body for the “piece of me” video wasn’t exactly a success. She was busted for that on the first day the full video was out, and it couldn’t have been more obvious.
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My theory for the chair is:
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1) Since britney’s dancers on the POM video were smokin’ hot, and the only thing about britney that’s smokin’ hot is the tailpipe to her Mercedes after a 135 MPH drive through town on a flat tire, she’s going to hide all the backup dancers behind the chair so she doesn’t look bad by comparison.
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2) Jive will hide britney behind the chair so they can feature more attractive backup dancers and less ugly freakshow britney. Hell, she’s only going to shoot the video for about ONE HOUR of ONE DAY, and THE B*TCH WILL SHOW UP LATE FOR IT TOO!!!!!!!!
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3) britney’s in such bad shape the chair is for her, after about ten seconds of dancing. “Sure brit, sit down and take at least two forms of legally prescribed amphetamines while we get you a highly caffeinated frap. Huh? Yes, you can also take a couple of hits of your stimulant inhaler too, if there’s any left after you partied last night past 3 am”. MONGO LIKES CANDY!!!!!!!
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4) The chair is a James Bond style ejector seat in disguise as part of that “creative way” they’re going to get her in therapy, BECAUSE TRICKING THIS B*TCH IS THE ONLY WAY SHE’S GOING TO GET ANY HELP! SHOOT HER ASS STRAIGHT TO THE LOONY BIN AND TRY TO KNOCK OUT A COUPLE OF TREES, BILLBOARDS, AND THE CORNER OF A 10 FOOT THICK BANK VAULT WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. GEEZ, HER FOREHEAD IS SO BIG YOU WOULDN’T EVEN HAVE TO AIM TO HIT THOSE THINGS!!!! ON SECOND THOUGHT, JACK UP THE CHAIR AND PUT BRITNEY IN ORBIT SO THE SHADE FROM HER MASSIVE BALDING FOREHEAD WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN AND SAVE THE EARTH FROM GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh stopit already.britney did the chair thing long before beyonce. remember the STRONGER video???? idiot!!!
Tisk Tisk….what can we say that isn’t the obvious, or that hasn’t already been said? The bitch only cares about one thing. She should be caring about three.
“…The bitch only cares about one thing. She should be caring about three….”
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But three things are exactly what she cares about:
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1) Finding another paparazzi to sleep with, or invite into her home, or to think she’s friends with.
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2) Starbucks
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3) Gas station bathrooms
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Too bad we couldn’t make it four things, then we could include UNDERWEAR, or A BAR OF SOAP!!!!!!
u say what u like bout britney but at the end of the day shes the one who will have the last laugh as she is a multi-millionaire with her name on almost every magazine ! this is the type of shit you shouldn’t give to someone you dont know ! get a life and grow up
I write this for britney and those who feel an affinity for her.Britney,you are our tupelo honey in my mind and the song could be written for you!AN ANGEL IN THE FIRST DEGREE.You can do anything your heart believes in without limitation.when i see this trauma your going through that has caused the stressors on your life making you seem eratic,it is a normal reaction.esspecialy an original artist.I wish I could know;But; i venture to guess you are a hard core non conformist and growing in to it with enormous courage that inspires me more than any current commercial artist ever could,fortunately,all this will lead to an explosion of creativity.I hope to be able to offer my opinion on possibilities about the how of things, that you may read,in the future.Once,in july in 2001,I was living near you and saw you in the condo garden in the nyc village then another night, littaraly bumped in to you and federline.As I was in a vogue euphoria I was wearing platform boots,tight white overalls a realy gay looking cut off button down shirt underneath (and a turquoise bandana!).I did not Know who you were but you seemed to like the crazy outfit and smilled at me.thanks!!!!!!your a nice person,you will do great things in your life perhaps beyond your current style or art form.You are free and i caould see it in your eyes.we still have to do the laundry etc in life regardless.there is no road to heaven,heaven is the road,there is no road to happyness,happyness is the raod.your like this song by neil young……”missisippi mud never touched her fingers as the sand of california hurt her hands….miississippi mud never touched her fingers dance girl dance.love from the heart of the streets of nyc.
um . . . what?
It’s a normal reaction to walk around without pants on the day of your period when you are going through a custody battle.
Dream on!
sorry……iffin ya want to read my blog where i also share things about being a wingnut artist and am so very inept….i reckon you would have a good laugh!feel free.no answer or communication with me is expected and i travel,missing e-mails etc for months when i head for the serious hills of my grandmas native appalachia and beyond.happy trails!!!!!
With all your use of jargon and slang, you didn’t say anything of worth, and if you valued yourself so much then you wouldn’t have forgotten to capitilize the i everytime you referrred to yourself in the first person.
hey kelly one.you may want to get all the facts together before you find yourself guilty of what you accuse me of.your comment only tells us of you and your hang ups.your very nice kelly…….youwould beat up a cripple.good work’they allmust be so proud of you.
Im sure ull see that ‘praying’ move she seems to be putting in her choreography…(gimme more, piece of me)
Britney needs to sit down and focus on getting her life in order. she shouldn’t be worried about her career anymore. if she doesn’t get the feedback she is expecting (because she lives in a delustional world where she thinks people worship her) she may fall even harder in this abyss. Just because she shows up for her deposition, doesn’t mean that she has now turned her life around. she needs to change her entire self and get herself truly together. like stop driving around taking several papparazi home. stop dressing like you have nowhere to go but a strip joint. act like you really want your kids. if you are going to get on tv….get on a reputable show and tell them what is really going on with you instead of making responses to the paparrazi. what about your kids??? forget the video!!! what about keeping an attorney and not running them off. what about staying at home for a day instead of driving around LA everyday. STAY AT HOME and take care of YOURSELF Britney.
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I really like Britney. I just get irritated at her tired ways….she does not care about anyone but herself. what about her children? what about her family? She is not held responsible for her actions and she deals with people who does not have her best interest in mind. Britney needs to sit her ass down.
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What so you expect her to sit on her ass all day until she finaly get visitation with her babies? She’s started going to her depositions, she’s not bin partying since her birthday, she got rid of adnan, she’s wearing acceptable and ordinary clothes. We have hardly seen anything of her lately, news has been slow. Going to dancing sessions could be for her, did you ever think of that? Mabye she feels good dancing, it so stupid the way you have to judge everything she does. Fucking moron.
I know! Damn! Who is anyone to judge someone who doesn’t show up to 6-7 depositions or holds her kids hostage!? Dumbasses! Who the heck is anyone to judge the fact that she has looked the happiest since she has not visitation? I mean, gosh really? So what if she makes time to go out of state with her PAPARAZZI boyfriend who one day she calls the the cops on and the next she is partying with? Geesh, you guys are just so damn judgemental. Poor Britney! She’s had it so damn tough! She broke into the music industry even though she can’t even sing, give the girl a break! She used her cute little body (at one time) to lure fans (pedophiles) she deserves a day at the spa . . . everyday! Just leave her alone! She can’t help it, she just forgets to wear her pants sometimes! Everyone does that! As for her fucking other people’s boyfriends and husbands, well damn! She can do that if she wants, she’s not married to them! She showed up for her depo, she must really love her kids! She’s on the right track now! She’s ready for her comeback, even her weave is looking a little less greasy!
To poop on.
She showed up at this last depositon all right %) MINUTES LATE!!!!!!!!!!! WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT BECUASE SHE WASN’T WEARING A BRA.
“…WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT BECUASE SHE WASN’T WEARING A BRA….”
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No kidding, hers are so bad she could tuck ‘em in under her belt line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“…She’s started going to her depositions, she’s not bin partying since her birthday, she got rid of adnan, she’s wearing acceptable and ordinary clothes…”
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HAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!! OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD MILK JUST SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE, AND I HAVEN’T HAD ANY SINCE LAST TUESDAY!!!!!
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HAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU STUPID FANTARDS!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!! YOU’LL BELIEVE ANYTHING BRITNEY TELLS YOU YOU FOOLS!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! BRITNEY JUST BAILED ON A DEPOSITION, STARTED SCREWING ADNAN AGAIN, AND STILL DRESSES LIKE A WHORE WHO CAN’T FEED HERSELF WITHOUT STAINING HER SHIRT, AND YOU’RE STILL MAKING UP EXCUSES FOR HER AND ATTACKING HER CRITICS YOU FANTARD!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!! BRITNEY JUST MADE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT SHIA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT????? DON’T ANSWER IT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION YOU FANTARD!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!! SUCK IT GOOD!!!!!!! BRITNEY HERSELF BLIND-SIDED YOU SO YOU BETTER SUCK IT BEFORE SHE DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Words of wisdom Carrie. That is exactly what Britney needs to do is stay at home…just for one day. Could you imagine? It would be like the whole world would stop just for one day….and that is fucking pathetic. Anyway, I totally agree with you.
She wants to try something new so she’s going to do a lap dance or a chair dance like she did in her lame M&M tour, or her Stronger video. Whatever.
It should be clear by now that all Britney wants to be is a porn star. In her videos, she’s just going down a list of fetishes. She’s done the girl next door, the cathlic girl, the flight attendant, the stripper….etc.
Oh, by the way….fantards, IT WAS SO NICE OF YOU TO MAKE GIMME LESS A HIT VIDEO AND NOW YOUR IDOL STATES THAT SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE VIDEO BECAUSE IT MADE HER LOOK OLD. So just as long as you guys enjoyed the video more than she did, that’s all that matters right? Hey Britney, meth, cigaretts, hyper stress, sun tanning and caffeine will age the body prematurely!
She just released “Piece of Me” last December. Why another single so soon?
Because POM is doomed now that most people accept the truth that Britney asks for the papz to trail her, and because they need something to take attention from the fact that she just lost her children. And because Britney’s priorities are completly screwed up. And maybe because Jive wants one or two more singles before they either drop her ass, or before she dies.
snap!
you must be mostlu irish to be so emblematic of the irish nationalpersonality of contrarian asme.i have celtic too.if you judge others you are judging youself.plase be carefull not to alwayse nit pick and disagree!your passion for expression perhaps may go much further!!!!!!
you are so beutifull!!
we idolize britney too much but the problem to this girl is their not change wat they doin like not caring there child! change it promise u will be a certified nyc artist!
i agree that she is idolised too much and i think papperazzi have taken this to the point of britney not havent a minute privacy ! an cmon every1 needs it !