Britney Given One Last Chance To Get Kids Back

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Monday’s custody hearing is Britney Spears‘ last chance to redeem herself. TMZ reports that although she is not legally required to make an appearance in court, it’s in Brit Brit’s best interests to go anyway and speak to the judge, explain her craziness or whatnot. That is, if she wants her kids back. If she is a no show or uncooperative, it could be the end of this messy custody battle.

But there’s more! There’s always more when it comes to Britney, lol. Commissioner Scott Gordon wants the LAPD, firefighters, and paramedics who were on scene Thursday night to testify in court about what they saw.

The L.A County Sheriff’s Department will be there on standby in case things get ugly on Monday to “handle” whatever comes.

Godspeed, Britney!

Meanwhile, check out how Britney is on the cover of all the tabloids this week.


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Comment by Agent D
2008-01-11 13:08:20

I don’t think she will show.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 16:17:51

Of course she won’t show, it’ll be Monday and she’ll still be hungover. Besides, she has to give her vajayjay a chance to dry out after her weekend with Adnan.

 
Comment by Exyank
2008-01-11 22:14:03

I don’t think so, either. Her track record is pretty poor on these things, and it’s not like she’s going to have anything positive to contribute.

 
 
Comment by Adam
2008-01-11 14:46:03

She doesn’t have to show, but she should. Don’t just do the minimum of what you are told, go that extra mile and it will pay off.

Comment by Girl
2008-01-11 15:11:00

True. But when has she done more than the bare minimum? If that.
I also don’t think she’ll show.

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 20:19:08

I think most people would have to be dragged away from a court hearing concerning the welfare of her children. She may not be required to be there, but she should. This is the hearing where she could lose her children for ever, it is her right to hear what is said and what goes down. Not likely that she could sit still while people talked about her dysfunctional behaviour.

 
 
Comment by Adam
2008-01-11 14:53:48

Cliches about to be proven true:
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Terms:
“fantard”
“hater”
“retard”
“tween”
“suck it”
“i hate britney”
add more here.
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Arguments:
Britney is a bad mom/no she’s not
Britney is a coke head/no she’s not
Britney is fat/she’s not
Britney is over/she’s not
Britney is bipolar for realz/who knows
Britney is selfish/spoilt/bratty/delusional/ no shes not
Haters are losers/fans are fantards
add more here
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It’s sad that it’s all become a little predictable.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 16:28:39

But Adam, you forgot the one I wrote last week about you! Remember, the post that said something like “Britney fans are such idiots that if britney was to grease up a fully loaded cement truck and cut the brake lines just before driving it downhill at top speed, the only thing a fan would do is bend over, spread their asscheeks, and ask britney “Is this wide enough?”
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Oh, and I forgot, after she rams that greased up ten ton bucket of cement and rusty steel up your wazoo, YOU’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER!!!!!! NOW THAT IS PREDICTABLE, YOU APOLOGIST A-HOLE!!!!! AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT WHEN BRITNEY STEPS OUT OF THE TRUCK SHE’S GOING TO FLASH HER BALD COOCHIE TO THE WORLD AGAIN??? BETTER GET YOUR EXCUSES FOR HER READY YOU ASSRAMMED STUPID SONOFAB*TCH!!!!!!!

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 17:35:51

And let’s not forget:
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“Britney’s exploding chin zits”
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That was some of my best work. It evolved from:
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“Britney’s moustache made of zits”
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Some liked the one about the fact that the Dolce & Gabanna sunglasses have fused to her skin at the molecular level, and:
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“America’s Skankheart” has come up in a post every now and then. But there’s something else you forgot to put in the “Arguments” section:
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whore
whore
whore
whore
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Oh, that’s right, nobody argues about that, WE ALL KNOW YOUR MAKE BELIEVE PRINCESS IS A WHORE!!! EVEN THE FANTARDS ADMIT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 17:46:13

“Twisted nazi whore”, that’s one, the fact her personal hygiene is so bad she uses skid marks to hide her BO, there’s another one for ya…that she looks like a cadaver thats been hit with sandpaper, then had the formaldehyde drained and the body filled with liquid marshmellows…ummm, and have we covered “lazy” yet? Oh yeah, AND HOLDING HER OWN CHILDREN HOSTAGE, WHO CAN TOP THAT SH*T? WHO COULD BE WORSE? ONLY BRITNEY, JUST WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE HAS PLANNED NEXT WEEK.

Comment by Adam
2008-01-12 03:03:06

MikeG go get a fucking life omg! You’re more obsessed with britney than any fan i know. Lmao you really are pathetic. You’ll just reply another 5 times or so to this with “suck it fantard” and some insults about Britney which i couldn’t care less about. You need help like Britney needs panties.

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Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 08:12:24

Wow Adam, I’ve got to hand it to you. I’ve never seen anyone be able to type with so many foreign objects rammed up their ass like you do. All that practice must be paying off! We already knew you can type and SUCK IT! at the same time.
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OHHH ADAM! STOP THAT, IT TICKLES! I TAUGHT YOUR MOM THAT, I GUESS SHE TAUGHT IT TO YOU!!!!!! NOW GO BACK TO WORSHIPPING YOUR DRUGGED UP DELUSIONAL SELFISH WASHED-UP FORMER POP STAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO VALUE IN THIS WORLD, ONLY YOUR FRAGILE LITTLE FANTASY LAND!!!! AND THATS WHERE YOU SUCK IT!!! ADAM YOU SUCK IT SO GOOD, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM!!!!! NOW GO CLEAN THE TOE JAM UNDERNEATH HER NAILS AND MAYBE SHE’LL SUCK IT FOR YOU AGAIN YOU OBSEQUIOUS, SUBSERVIANT MOMMAS BOY!!!!!!!! GROW A PAIR AND TRY USING YOUR MIND FOR ONCE FANTARD!!!!

 
Comment by Adam
2008-01-12 12:27:04

It’d be very upset to read that, if it were all true, and probably if i gave a shit what weird and queer thoughts your imagine conjures for your adoring hateretarded fans to giggle at over their 2 cent keyboards. It’s obvious that you are just a lost soul crying for help, just like Britney.
“Observe reality {snort} hahaha!” Ok mikeG, if you’re that horny just go out ad buy yourself a rent boy, if you’re loose for cash it’s ok, i’m sure you know how to steal from your mommas money jar which she put’s a quarter in everytime she said she don’t love you. You’ll be rich!

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 19:51:39

Adam, say what you will, but it has never been a hater that murdered a star in cold blood. That is a crome committed only by cult like fans.

 
Comment by Adam
2008-01-13 11:44:17

Are you saying chris crocker is gonna kill Britney? ROFLMAO!!! OK KELLY, WHAT A GREAT ARGUMENT!

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-13 15:32:59

No, Adam. Britney will pretty much kill herself before anyone has the chance to murder her. She is so selfish and self absorbed that it’s clear she doesn’t give a shit about her fans. This public melt down was a huge mistake on her part because her fans are seeing now what she is truly made of, and they are losing respect for her by the day. There are probably few people left who are obsessed with her enough to risk jail time. But the point is, of the murdered celebs most of them were killed in tragic accidents, by somone they knew, or else by a fan who claimed to love them. Too bad you don’t know your history any more than you know your psychology.

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-13 15:33:51

And Honey, Chris Crocker is an excellent example of just how messed up Britney’s fans truly are.

 
Comment by MikeG
2008-01-13 16:12:35

“…Are you saying chris crocker is gonna kill Britney…”
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The only thing Chris Crocker will kill is ANY SOCIAL ADVANCES GAY MEN HAVE MADE IN THE PAST 50 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
Comment by Hey There a.k.a. Crista
2008-01-12 11:11:34

lmao!!!! holy shit man

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Comment by Agent D
2008-01-14 11:44:52

Ah, MikeG, I just love your comments. You have me laughing out loud at work! I love it!

 
 
Comment by dgfdfhdfh
2008-01-11 18:37:17

Britney is bipolar, Adam. You don’t know? Well…..I do.

Britney is sick with bipolarity. She’s been for years. It’s getting bad. Bring on the forced treatment and very needed MEDICATION. It’s the only thing that will make her normal. THE ONLY THING. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BET??????????????????

NOBODY will talk sense into Britney. NOBODY will ever get through to her. NOBODY ON THIS EARTH! And Britney will NEVER seek help herself. AGAIN, DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BET ON THIS????????? She needs proper medication to treat her bipolarity. It’s the only way! ALRIGHT?! IT’S THE TRUTH!

THE END!

(MikeG, find some time to start your own blog please. I like to read your crazy comments. You. are. super.)

Comment by Exyank
2008-01-11 22:46:46

I have a fair bit of familiarity with bipolar disorder. I agree that Britney absolutely appears to be bipolar. I recognise the random behavior, the sense of paranoia, all of it. Everyone around her knows she’s unwell, too, but they don’t seem to be willing or able to talk sense into her.
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She needs more than medication, though. Bipolar disorder does respond reasonably well to medication in most cases (though it can take a while to get the balance right), but then you also have to learn how to live with it and manage yourself and your life. It takes a fair degree of counselling to get those skills.
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Britney has almost NO life skills. She doesn’t know how to make sensible decisions, she doesn’t know how to weigh up her options, she doesn’t know much about anything, because she’s poorly educated and spent her childhood and young adulthood being handled, managed, and directed. Now that she’s on her own, she’s totally lost. So aside from getting the mood swings under control, she needs to learn how to be an actual real grownup, AND how to manage the illness.
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It’s definitely possible to recover from even severe mental illness, but you have to want to do it. I don’t think Britney is up to the work it would involve, I’m sorry to say. (Though I’d be happy to see her prove me totally wrong; I’m not gonna hold my breath.)

Comment by jenn
2008-01-12 04:16:58

Not to mention, there’s no such word as “bipolarity”, dgzq-whatever. Exyank, you have a good sense of the disorder- are you a nurse? I am a special ed teacher myself, so I have kids who run the gamut. I also grew up with a close friend whose mother had and still has the disorder. It’s really hard to manage; you have to be on top of it all the time. I don’t even think I can add anything else that would add to your articulate post. The only good things I can see are that: 1. Britney’s people can’t hide anything anymore- I always used to say that Britney seemed to have been taught to be secretive, and look what’s come out. 2. Maybe people will now become familiar with this terrible mental ilness and understand it better. 3. PLEASE GOD, Britney will now get help and get better. She’s sinking into terribly dangerous behavior.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 08:55:26

“…Britney’s people can’t hide anything anymore…”
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Does she have any people left? Well, except for the personal assist…..err, I mean BFF by the hour? She’ll probably be gone now that she told the press britney was popping “vitamins” all day and that vitamins was her code word for drugs (just like she’d ask Sean Preston to get her “lollipops”, aka cigarettes…just one more thing that’ll screw that kid up royally).

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Comment by Hey There a.k.a. Crista
2008-01-12 11:15:17

I wish there was a way to contact you without you leaving info on this site because you know if you were to post a myspace or an email address, the fantards would completely obsess over it! lol, you are very awesome MikeG

 
Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 17:27:23

mmmmmmmmm…..this doesn’t have to do with my Johnny Depp post doesn’t? What would somebody want to say to me there that they can’t say here?
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As far as the fantards, who cares about them? They’re fantards and by definition nothing to fear. If they were smart they wouldn’t be fantards because they would realize the errors in their logic, and to be fair, some have. However, if I do blog I’d want them around because the outrageousness of the celebrity lifestyle is matched by the gullibility of their fans, and both need a dose of reality.

 
 
Comment by djdklgkdj
2008-01-12 09:17:24

“Bipolarity” is not a word?

Sorry LOL

Anyway, you know what I meant.

(English is not my first language lol)

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Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 17:29:35

“…Sorry LOL Anyway, you know what I meant.
(English is not my first language lol)..”
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I knew it! LOL is French, isn’t it? Swedish? Dutch?

 
 
 
Comment by jay
2008-01-12 11:52:00

finally, an intelligent post…. I agree 100%.

 
 
Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 08:34:58

“…(MikeG, find some time to start your own blog please. I like to read your crazy comments. You. are. super.)….”
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THANKS!!!!!
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I have thought about it, thats for sure. The problem is I already live comfortably, so I don’t need a blog to pay the bills, and I have plenty of hobbies and not enough time.
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As I mentioned before, one reason I went away for a while was because BRITNEY HERSELF WAS HUMILIATING HER FANTARDS SO MUCH THE WORLD DIDN’T ME TO DO IT ANYMORE. Now it looks like this bipolar thing, which I still don’t believe, has brought out the few remaining ‘tards too meek & weak previously to speak out BUT ARE NOW FUELED BY A MIS-GUIDED SENSE OF COMPASSION. Another reason was the change of seasons. Winter has me inside AND FINGERBANGING MY KEYBOARD AGAIN!!!! OHHH, SHE LIKES THAT!!!!!!!!!
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On the other hand, I really do enjoy writing AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD NEEDS THIS TYPE OF OUTRAGEOUSNESS, AT LEAST WHERE THE HOLLYWOOD CELEBS ARE CONCERNED. Outrageousness to call stars on their outrageousness. JESUS, IF ANGELA JOLIE’S LIPS GET ANY BIGGER SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PUT ONE OF THOSE GRANNY WALKERS BENEATH THEM!!!! YOU KNOW, THE TYPE WITH THE TENNIS BALLS ON THE BOTTOM?????
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I’ve got my last springtime hobby to finish up and some work stuff to deal with, but I’ll give the blog idea some thought over this weekend.
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IF I DO GO AHEAD WITH IT, YOU GUYS WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. Thanks again.

 
 
 
Comment by montana mike
2008-01-11 14:59:15

she makes it so hard to root for her. i have a hard time trying to believe that she actually wants her boys. i don’t know the laws, but if someone doesn’t step up and put her somewhere, i don’t see this having a happy ending.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 16:43:08

“…i have a hard time trying to believe that she actually wants her boys…”
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Lose the delusion mm. She doesn’t want her boys because it comes with so much responsibility and sacrifice to raise them. She just wants to have them around so she can love them, when it’s convenient for her.

 
 
Comment by anonymous
2008-01-11 15:24:25

they need to commit her and i am tired of these crazy stories that come out in the news when that idiot does something stupid (not your blog). they need to stop trying to cover up what people already know, britney is insane. the police need to tell the truth in court why they were there for 3 hours. tell the judge what britney said and did for the sake of those kids. britney is unstable and cannot take care of her kids. stop endangering them with these visits before she seriously harms or kills one of them.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 17:09:11

“…they need to stop trying to cover up what people already know, britney is insane…”
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They’re finally starting to realize she’s a skanky ho, too…

 
Comment by Exyank
2008-01-11 22:11:38

It’s extremely difficult in California (and most U.S. states) to have an adult person committed for psychiatric care against their will. Just as you can’t force someone to undergo, say, cancer treatment against their will, you can’t force them to undergo mental health treatment. Well, not easily, anyway. It can be done, but it’s hard to accomplish.

 
 
Comment by z
2008-01-11 16:49:47

mikeg: you are the scum of the earth, why ? cuz it is clear that she is mentally ill, yet you spew your hate around and you are making fun of someone who is severely in trouble. you make me sick, id love to puke in your mouth.

you are a person who would take a cane from a blind man.

piece of shit scum of the earth. hopefully soon you will be scrapped up off the pavement.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 17:55:01

welcome to the party z.
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I doubt she’s bipolar. She’s just so incredibly selfish and spoiled and her sense of entitlement is so great it’s mistaken for mental illness. Plus, she’s never learned how to make decisions for herself. Go back a few pages and you’ll find the whole explanation….a couple of times, knowing me…..
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You are right in one manner, however, I would indeed take a cane from a blind man, but only in one condition: IF HE WAS WALKING OFF A CLIFF. IT’S THE SAME REASON I WAIL ON THE FANTARDS, THEY NEED TO “SEE” BEFORE THEY HURT THEMSELVES!!!!!!!

 
Comment by dgfdfhdfh
2008-01-11 19:02:52

MikeG is not a “scum of the earth”.

MikeG is obviously a very smart person. Whoever he/she is. Smart and clever and funny.

I love you MikeG. Ha ha.

(I still beleive that Britney is mentally ill though)

 
Comment by Hey There a.k.a. Crista
2008-01-12 11:21:02

puking in the mouth? *nods* that is true love

 
 
Comment by MikeG
2008-01-11 16:56:08

“…they need to commit her…”
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at this point burning her at the stake would be more appropriate. If they take away the boys she’s just going to get pregnant again to have more kids. If that happens perhaps she’ll move to another country with weaker child protection laws, thereby ensuring her ability to keep what will most assuredly turn out to be some sick, twisted little bastards (literally).
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I would hate to see any innocent child suffer, but it may be worth it if we NEVER HAVE TO SEE HER COOCHIE AGAIN!

Comment by Exyank
2008-01-11 22:07:43

Burning her at the stake?! Are you KIDDING me? And turn that pop tart into a SAINT?!

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 08:42:44

“…Are you KIDDING me?…”
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Yes, I am.
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“…And turn that pop tart into a SAINT?!…”
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Ouch! Good point! Firing squad, maybe???? I just thought burning her at the stake would also eliminate the chances of BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR from spreading to others areas and contaminating them…
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Death by hanging is out, because BRITNEY’S EXPLODING CHIN ZITS would lubricate the rope and allow her escape.

 
 
 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-01-11 23:23:05

Maybe Britney is so worried about losing custody of her sons forever that she’s hooking up with Adnan in hopes of him impregnating her, so that she will have other children.

Comment by Hey There a.k.a. Crista
2008-01-12 11:22:48

possible, i know somebody who knows somebody that has done that. She had her kids taken away, she met someone new and made another baby.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 17:37:19

That or she could just wait a couple of months. It’s only a matter of time before Walmart starts selling Chinese babies by the six-pack. Everything else they sell comes from there…..
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There’s speculation that America’s Skankheart amped up her crazy train (the next thing she’ll grease up to assram adam with, of course which he’ll defend her for) because of Jamie Lynn getting all the attention with her pregnancy (rather than seeing as shared attention in “boy, those sprears chicks are really F’d up). Taking that, and all the other baby momma celebrities right now, do you think that is propelling her down maternity road faster than if she would do it just to spite KFed and get different kids alone?

 
 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 19:54:00

Yes, they call that the replacement baby. Entirely possible, also possible that Brit could miscarry as she is not healthy at all right now.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-13 07:30:52

Should we call this RBT, for Replacement Baby Theory? I think it could be very possible.
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As far as her health, that won’t stop her if she wants another baby. She won’t even think about that or the possible harm to the child.

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-13 19:08:43

No, actually I was wrong. It’s the “replacemnt child” theory. So RCT.

 
 
 
 
Comment by jersey
2008-01-12 02:22:36

Mike g cracks me up…he is just fighting the good fight. No matter what this bitchs problem is the bottom line is that she does not deserve the right at another chance with her
her kids. She has done nothing to better her self created situation.she hasn’t so much made the slightest inclination that she cares or does not care about the welfare of her children
she does not feel the need.she has better things to do than to. Care for the welfare of her children .
There a starbucks in thousand oaks she has yet to visit she does consider herself the true critic of a frappachino. Let’s not forget a quick romp to mexico for painkillers and marathon unprotected sex with an illeagal alien. But before she is forces to attend the last possible chance she might be able to see her kids without a protective shield of glass sepeeating them. She has to fill the car up with gas and steal a lighter . I don’t care if she is on fire there is no excuse for a mother not caring for her children worse than that she could care less. All I want to know is what kind of person sticks up for that kind of behavior. Mental illness or not no onecshould enforce this kind of behavior

 
Comment by Adam
2008-01-12 03:25:54

I’m just glad that this blog doesn’t represent what is out there in the real world. I have never met any body, even Britney haters, who when Britney is brought up speaks about her the way you haters do. I’m fortunate enough to have never met a freak like MikeG. It’s funny that as soon as you know something about their personal life it becomes so clear that they have no room to judge, like hey there aka crista lmao. Like that article said on ET, jelousy. Not of where she is obviously but of how much she has achieved in her tiny life so far, which lets face it, is more than anybody on here will ever achieve throughout their whole lives. You don’t want her to have “everything” so she can’t have happyness, it would kill some of you if Britney started therapy, got her life together and got her kids back. People here obviously put hating Britney before thinking about the kids because you are so manipulated by the media and your own personal thoughts on BRitney you have a one tracked mind that says. “i hate britney, she can’t have everything, she can’t have her kids” because lets face it every child needs a mother, most of this down fall would not have taken place if it wasn’t for this custody case whether you choose to believe it or not.You say “she doesn’t deserve a second chance at having her kids” and you just confirm you don’t think of the kids. The kids deserve a second chance at a mother, and while people on her will reply after this with a few fantard comments, i believe that Britney needs her kids for her to get stable. She’s not gonna be happy until she hasn’t got them so how is she gonna get better? She needs to have stability as much as her children do, coz she has all this control in her life and she couldn’t handle it and threw it away.

Comment by slhgfj
2008-01-12 09:07:09

Britney DOES NOT want her children. (Not when she’s so sick and off proper medication!)

You say MikeG is a freak????? Oh, because Britney isn’t?????????????

And I’m glad I don’t know anybody that is still a fan of Britney today, in 2008!!!!!!

 
Comment by MikeG
2008-01-12 09:27:13

“…but of how much she has achieved in her tiny life so far, which lets face it, is more than anybody on here will ever achieve throughout their whole lives…”
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The end does not justify her means. Suck on that! This blog has nurses, special ed teachers, charity volunteers, and who knows what other professionals who patiently, maturely, and responsibly help the truly disadvantaged and less fortunate live a normal life, and they do it with little reward or fanfare. I would dare say in the end they will have A MUCH RICHER LIFE AND BE FAR MORE VALUABLE TO SOCIETY THAN BRITNEY EVER WILL BE. She can have her millions, she should just try to get better and get out of everyone’s face. YOUR ARGUMENT DOES SHOW HOW SHALLOW FANTARDS LIKE YOU ARE ADAM. MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING, BUT IF BRITNEY HAS IT OR GOOD RECORD SALES IT JUSTIFIES EVERYTHING IN YOUR MINDS.
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“…You don’t want her to have “everything” so she can’t have happyness, it would kill some of you if Britney started therapy, got her life together and got her kids back…”
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Wrong again. Nearly everybody on here has stated they wanted her to get healthy and become a better mother, BUT YOU DON’T REALLY READ THE POSTS, YOU’RE JUST A TROLL, under the ‘net definition. You can suck on that too.
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“…i believe that Britney needs her kids for her to get stable…”
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Once again, SHALLOW. There are a lot of things she needs and changes she must make, not only involving her kids. And HER idea of the kids is so shallow that she can’t put their well-being ahead of her own momentary desires. She can’t make sacrifices for them, like going to court or taking drug tests on time, NOT STEALING, NOT EXPOSING HERSELF, and NOT HOLDING THE KIDS HOSTAGE. Let’s face it - BRITNEY IS TOO UNSTABLE TO BE NEAR HER KIDS. Even if she did “need them back” SHE’S NOT DOING A DAMN THING TO GET THEM BACK - QUITE THE OPPOSITE IN FACT.
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“…She’s not gonna be happy until she hasn’t got them so how is she gonna get better…”
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She’s going to punch out (literally, eventually) a few of Adnan’s kids and start over, and probably do something truly horrible like make him sign a contract giving her sole rights to the children, WHICH FANTARDS LIKE YOU WILL DEFEND HER FOR. GOD HELP US ALL.
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“…she couldn’t handle it and threw it away…”
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She kicked it, p*ssed on it, and tore it to bits, then she threw it away. And she did so deliberately AND ALL IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN HAVE HER FAME. AND SHE (metaphorically and strategically) DID ALL THAT TO HER KIDS SO SHE CAN HAVE FAME, BUT YOU WANT HER TO HAVE THE KIDS BACK. THAT’S WHY WE CALL YOU “FANTARD”, ADAM. NOW IF THERE’S ANY ROOM LEFT IN YOUR ASS BEHIND THAT GREASED UP CEMENT TRUCK BRITNEY RAMMED IN THERE AND ALL THOSE OTHER HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT SUDDENLY WENT MISSING FROM YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT, STICK YOUR HEAD BACK IN THERE WHERE IT CAME FROM AND QUIT BREATHING MY AIR!!!!
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A quick question for the rest of you, is adam totally owned (p’wned) yet, or should I continue???

Comment by Adam
2008-01-12 15:53:10

Did i say money anywhere in my post? No you just associated money with the word success probably. I was talking about her SUCCESS not her money. She’s broken and made so many records throughout her life musically (in some cases she is only beaten by Madonna), whether she was doing it for publicity or not she has donated millions to charity (even if that isn’t her priority at the moment), she has millions of fans all over the globe, she has millions of people all over the world who are supporting her (i.e. hoping she will get better and not judging), she is cared about more than any other celelbrity in general. Her mini house of blue tours were successful and very good, and she even had hardcore fans paying 100’s to get a ticket. This is success MikeG, that’s the shit i’m talking abut, money is just the icing on the cake, and one less trouble for her to be honest. And anyway, what’s your position MikeG? Are you a social working, do you devote all your time to the poor? Nah didn’t think you would. And dude/bitch/woman whoever you are, you used the term shallow in kinda the correct context once, and just completely over used it on things of irrelevance. Britney isn’t shallow when it comes to her kids, if that was true she would see them as a status builder or something like that, which as much as you probably think she does, she doesn’t. She didn’t use her kids for fame, she didn’t do all this for fame. She has the fame, she never lost it in the first place, the paps have always been like this before and after the kids. Get a grip man before you start spreading bullshit everywhere. MikeG, whoever that is, you have got to be THE most disgustingly evil person i think i have ever interacted with. Keep hating, keep holding out for her next mistake, keep shouting fantard everywhere you go. Britney could have EVERYTHING in a snap if she got the help she needs (emotionaly, and just her family), she could have more than you could ever dream of, you sat there with your bear gut and your “frat bros” getting one of them to suck your needly dick. She could be the hottest person in the world again if she cared, she could be the hottest artist if she cared. But she doesn’t at the moment, she wants to have these moments with her kids, which she can’t so she is lost, unbalanced. Give it a year or two MikeG and she will be happy. If she’s not back to being a mother, and a successful artist and woman within two years i will personaly pay for your lypo surgery and facials. Actually i’ll pay for you a whole makeover, you won’t probably look any better than shrek but it’s better than looking like what you do in the inside. Pathetic.

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 19:56:33

Adam, at the end of people Britney’s age are graduated from high school, and college or else pursuing college. They have steady jobs and pay checks They have healthy relationships with their families, their partner/spouse and their children. They have hobbies other than showing off their vayjay in front of the pzpz. Honey, the public does things everyday that BRitney will never do. WE LIVE NORMAL HEALTHY LIVES AND WE ARE ALL THE MORE SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPIER FOR THAT.

Comment by MikeG
2008-01-13 07:40:12

WOW! If ever there was a post by someone else that deserved a “SUCK IT” in it, that was it. Clear, concise, and it even had some ALL CAPS at the end!
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Good job Kelly 1! That’s one tasty piece of reality they can wrap their lips around and inhale into their system. Hopefully, some aspect of it will enter their bloodstream and ultimately, their mind. It’s only truth fantards, and in the long run its a lot less harmful and less painful than the consequences of what you are doing and where you are heading now. SO SUCK IT! SUCK IT GOOD, FANTARDS!

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Comment by Adam
2008-01-13 11:59:17

Yeah you expect me to believe what people tell me about their lives? Huh ok. All i know about MikeG is that he got a lot of hobbies, and a lot of work to do, and still lives with his “bear gut” frat bros. Hey there aka Crista lives in germany and works in the military which she has expressed she gets bored doing (she is on this site while at work) and her 3 month old is in day care. Plus her spouse is healthy out at war, sounds like a realy happy successful family. We know pretty much nothing about you so w/e. The facft is Kelly, while you may think that anyone with a healthy mind or happy life would bother dedicating any time to hating Britney spears as much as these people and you do, you must be a completely retarded individual. Please don’t even try sell me this “WE LIVE NORMAL HEALTHY LIVES AND WE ARE ALL THE MORE SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPIER FOR THAT” crap, haha but if that keeps you happy keep writing it down. And yeah you’re right, Britney will never be able to do things that the public do, like walk down a street with 50 people wanting something from her, or feel safe and have at least one ounce of privacy. While we are all realy lucky to have these things, there are some things that any sane indivual would gladly take from britney. And MikeG you’ve got your own anti Britney cult going. If only they were being lead y somebody with a less warped and biased mindset.

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Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-13 15:40:23

Adam if you think money, youth and fame make up a life, then you are sadly mistaken. Where is Britn’s so called beauty now? She’s destoyed it. Where is the money? Oh it’s stil there but not for long. She says she loves her children and she buys them toys, but did it ever occur to her to put money in the bank for their future or for their college? NO. She has her youth…pbbbtttt….she looks older than Pam Anderson in some pictures. And you wanted to harp on me for my discussion of health and exercise. If Britney paid more attention to her health than her libido then she wouldn’t look like a 55 year old. When was the last time Britney traveled, not for a tour where she wouldn’t have had time to see much, and not to get holed up in some hotel, buit to see the sites? When was the last time you saw her enjoy a hobby? You don’t. Britney doesn’t live because she doesn’;t know how. The only hobbies she has is having sex and showing off for the papz, and it’s killing her. At the end of the day, those of us who live nomral lives out of the spotlight will live happier lives than she will ever know.

 
Comment by MikeG
2008-01-13 16:28:03

It’s the same fantard behavior we’ve always seen here, “keep the twisted dream alive by attacking the source and the critics”
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It’s the same behavior that this stupid teen exhibited, attacking others to keep the dream alive. In this case he was trying to open a car door and hit innocent kids riding their bikes, so he would look cool to his douchebag friends video taping the whole thing, and look where it got him:
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=81oPQ4TZLEQ&feature=related
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Yes, you FEW REMAINING FANTARDS, your moment of truth is coming. PUT ON YOUR LIPSTICK because the moment you kiss that bumper is coming. We tried to warn you, we tried to help you, we tried to steer you away, BUT YOU’RE TOO F*CKING STUPID TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS.
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WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THAT TAIL PIPE WHEN YOU’RE MOVING AT 30 MPH AND SUCK IT!!!! SUCK IT JUST LIKE THIS JERK DID!!!!! SUCK IT AND WHEN YOU ARE LYING MOTIONLESS UN THE PAVEMENT, UNABLE TO MOVE YOUR LEGS, AND SPITTING OUT THE BLOODY FRAGMENTS OF YOUR TEETH, KNOW THAT BRITNEY IS LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!! SHE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOU ONE BIT UNLESS YOU MAKE HER LAUGH WHEN YOU SUFFER!!! EVEN THIS DOUCHEBAGS FRIENDS SOLD HIM OUT AND PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!!! JUST LIKE BRITNEY HAS SOLD YOU OUT BUT YOU STILL DEFEND HER!!!! FANTARDS!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Jay
2008-01-12 04:52:02

Who cares? People, get some perspective. There’s war and starvation and people blowing each other up in the Middle East and you are worried about Brit’s zits? She’s sick & as a part of her sickness refuses help. Her kids are safe and healthy and well fed because surprisingly, Kevin Federline turned out to be the normal one who probably kept her from imploding for a couple of years. LET IT GO. WE SHOULDN’T BE WASTING TIME AND ENERGY on this quasi-celebrity when there are real issues out there. Stop arguing over the zits and B.O. of some person none of you have ever met!!!

Comment by slhgfj
2008-01-12 09:09:29

We can’t talk about war and starvation 24/7.

This is a celebrity blog…

Nobody is forcing you to read celebrity blogs.

 
Comment by Hey There a.k.a. Crista
2008-01-12 11:34:56

My husband is deployed, lets please not talk about war.

Comment by Adam
2008-01-12 15:34:14

What war are germany involved in? Are they in Iraq too.

 
 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 23:03:16

Jay if you want to talk politics alone, you really need to stay away from celeb blogs. However the Britney saga does bring up relevant questions: What rights do fathers have in America? When will the court step in to prtoecct a child from a mentally ill parent? How far into madness must a person go before it it permissable to hold them against their will to prtotect the public? Why does the American culture routinely applaud celebs and call it ‘rock and roll behaviour” when really the star has a mental illness and should not be applauded for their antics? When will we step up to the plate and not allow a child to be sexploited by their parents just to groom the child for stardom?

 
 
Comment by bhoboan
2008-01-12 05:21:34

Hey, Britney,Did you upload your personal video at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named “MarryMillionaire…. com”? many celebs are talking about it now.

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 23:04:27

I’m really not sure what your purpose here is other than to advertise for that sight. But trust us when we tell you that BRitney doesn’t need help finding men, any old thing with a penis will do for her.

 
 
Comment by i think
2008-01-12 12:26:39

mikeg is the only one that hasnt figured out she is sick with a mental disease.

he just keeps on ranting and raving perhaps mikeg is in denial and he just has to keep on going.

it will be ok mikeg, just accept it.

 
Comment by Adam
2008-01-12 12:29:33

It’s convenient that Ruben’s return coincides with MikeG’s, i bet they’re doing it. Eww no that’s too damn nasty. Ruben tryna do it to himself because y’all know they are the same person.

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 19:58:45

I’ve never known Ruben to hide behind a facade. That’s what you fantards do when you lose a fight and want to support her from another line of thinking. No, Ruben says what he thinks. And it is so cliche to go on hating Ruben when he was right about Britney.

Comment by Adam
2008-01-13 07:34:58

If you knew more about his relationship with britney, he first became bitter when she didn’t show up to meat some fans that won a comptetion of his, and he had pretty much guaranteed that he’d be able to get them to meet her. Ruben was right about Britney going out of control, but everyone predicted that, even the fans so no biggie.

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-13 15:29:25

And your point is Adam? Everyone knew Britney would get out of control, but not you since you still think she does not have a mental disorder. Why shouldn’t Britney’s fans and the mods of her fan sites get upset when she is a no show? GUESS WHAT?! SHE IS STILL A NO SHOW. FROM NOT BEING THERE FOR HER FANS SHE HAS PROGRESSED TO NOT SHOWING UP FOR COURT AND NOT BEING THERE FOR HER CHILDREN! So to make it sound like Ruben, or the fans frustration with her was irrational, you have to have your head in the sand. Oh wait, that pretty much summs up every stand you’ve made on this blog.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by oh my my
2008-01-12 21:17:50

who the fuck made you god kelly 1, saying that one person is right about britney.

god your a moron.

let me sell you some ice from alaska, CUZ I KNOW, and you know fuckface ruben knows all about everything, i mean, he is with her all the time, and has talked to her, and has seen her, so yeah ruben knows all.

fuck off kelly, go and get a real life and STOP ASSUMING SHIT FROM GOSSIP PAGES.

how pathetic you are, go read a book, JUDGEMENTAL LOSER.

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 22:56:06

Funny that you would target me when people on this blog are saying the same things I have to say, and when other people are much ruder. I must have said something that is true and that you don’t like for you to target me. It just goes to show hom immature you are that you can not discuss this mature and rationally without throwing a temper tantrum. If I am so wrong then you ought to be able to prove that, and you can’t. What kind of life does Britney running away with a pap and smiling just after losing her children? Your logic makes no sense to defend her and then blow up over a few lines written in a celeb blog. If it upsets you, then you shouldn’t come here.

 
 
Comment by oh my my
2008-01-12 21:22:09

fuck off kelly. not one of you know what is ” RIGHT ” about britney. ruben knows FUCK ALL of what is going on, how the fuck can you draw any type of concrete conclusions based on tabloid and gossip sites.

fuck your a moron. ruben does not KNOW britney, nor does he spend any time with her, nor does he talk to her, nor does he talk to any of her ppl.

just fuck right off and go read a book or something, you stupid fucking judgemental moron.

you think kevin is not responsible for half this shit ? if you say NO, you are more of a moron.

takes 2 to create a problem.. FUCK FACE. !!

the second i see you say anything about yourself on here kelly, i am going to rip you and your life to shreds, cuz i will KNOW, I WILL KNOW all about you from reading what you say.

FUCKING MORON !!

Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-12 23:00:08

What is there to fear from a stranger throwing a temper tantrum?
I never said Kevin was not repsonsible for some of this mess. What I have said is that Britney is responsible for her own actions, and blaming Kfed doesn’t take her off the hook. Also that people can change and mature, and Kfed seems to be doing this, while Britney is continuing her slow descent into maddness. Kefed made mistakes, but he seems to be doing right by the children, at least for now. Whereas BRitney is too self absorbed to even show up to court to fight for the children she claims she can not live without. She’s doing a good job of “living” (if one can call that a life) without them while vacationing in Mexico, rather than gettign the help she needs to be a mother to those two innocent children.

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2008-01-13 00:03:44

Oh gee, let’s see: I let it be known that I study. Let’s see you attack that while defending a girl who does not value higher education.
I let it be known that health and fitness are important to me. Let’s see you attack that while defending a girl who neglects her health entirely and the tries to quickly get into shape the week or two before a performance like a student cramming for a test. You can’t cram physical fitness; that just creates a situation where the heart and muscles are overworked, and the desperation that leads to unhealthy practices such as starvation, bulimia, and over use of diet pills.
Oh, let’s see: I let it be known that I’ve read the biographies of several hollywood stars. That would be why I saw red lights right away when other people thought Britney was perfectly happy. Let’s see you attack that.

Comment by Adam
2008-01-13 07:44:29

Really now Kelly1 you’re just a pathetic little bitch to be honest. All you do is judge, and don’t tell me that your fulfilled in your life, coz if you were, you wouldn’t come onto a blog just to write nasty or hateful comments about people. Your just as obsessed about her as any fan is, which is completely unhealthy. Keep on telling us stuff about your life that i know is probably just lies, anyone can say “oh i am rich, i am completely healthy, i am pretty much perfect” because that’s all the haters ever seem to claim that they live their lives without faults. Not once have i read “oh yeah, i make mistakes, like one time i walked out of the room and left my baby on the bed” which isn’t a big deal or make you a bad mother, but you hide behind this veil of “i’m so perfect that’s why i can judge” which just makes me sick. MikeG is a pathetic loser, i truley mean that, i look at his posts, i see caps and just think, “yeah, i get the picture Britney’s a bitch, now move on with your life”. Seriously opinions can be had, but if you ain’t got nothing nice, or even remotley understandin