Britney Spears can now add to her list of things that makes her flip out a temporary restraining order. People reports that the LAPD passed the order last Thursday night after her custody drama.
It is called an “emergency protective order,”and is enforced for five business days. K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplain confirms that officers did it to “stabilize the situation.”
Apparently, Kaplan, did not request the restraining order and also declined to comment on whether he would seek to extend it.
Kaplan added,
Kevin doesn’t want to keep his kids from being involved in [Spears's] life. But foremost is that the kids be in an environment of structure [and] stability. The next goal is to get things to a point where both parents are able to participate fully in their [children's] lives.
LAPD spokesman Mike Lopez, who could not confirm the restraining order on Spears,
The person it’s placed upon would have to stay approximately 100 feet from the other person, or face arrest. In most cases, it’s issued by officers when there’s the possibility of imminent and immediate danger to the victim.
Couldn’t confirm? Um, I have an idea. How about a restraining order be placed on Britney until she willingly chooses to get help? Thursday night stamped a confirmation that she is in dire need of mental attention, and if she does not seek it, she SHOULD NOT be able to be around those babies…period.
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I want her dog!
“…I want her dog!…”
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That’s funny, BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS HER PUSSY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
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OUCH!!!!! BOOM!!!!!! YES!!!!! SUCK ON THAT BIG HUNKING PIECE OF REALITY YOU FANTARD ENABLERS AND APOLOGISTS!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!! I GOT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE SO SUCK IT!!!!
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Here’s what Adnan was thinking while he had britney, America’s Sweethea…..err, America’s Skankheart (or “America’s Skankiest Parts”) hidden away in the desert AFTER SHE TORMENTED HER CHILDREN AND CAUSED IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THEM:
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“Well, I’ll just tell my friends I was drunk”
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“….what’s that smell? Oh yeah, britney”
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“ummm, exactly what are you going to do with that lollipop? No britney, I haven’t seen ‘2 girls and a cup’, but what can you do with….huh?….AWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! NO, WAIT BRITNEY, THAT’S ENOUGH! I DON’T CARE IF YOU DO LIKE IT, I…I… AWWWWWWWWWWWWW, THAT IS SICK!!!!! QUIT LAUGHING AND TALKING IN A BRITISH ACCENT YOU TWISTED NAZI WHORE!!!”
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…(while Adnan endlessly flips the TV remote through channels as britney rambles on, gesturing wildly and even screaming at times (LIKE SHE DID FOR HOURS IN FRONT OF HER TWO ILLEGALLY IMPRISONED AND FRIGHTENED CHILDREN)…but anyway, Adnan thinks: “yeah britney, uh huh, kevin’s fault. yep….oh, that too? kevin’s fault….yep… yeah… his fault again…kevin….oh who is it this time, kevin? it’s all his fault? oh gee, what a surprise……uh huh…..wait for it, wait for it……. YES! SHE SAID IT’S KEVIN’S FAULT AGAIN!!!!! NOW THIS TIME I’LL COUNT *DOWN* FROM 1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Gee, if I’m going to get enough time with this skanky spoiled bitch to take some photos to sell off, then I’ll have to sleep with this awful woman…. (britney stumbles into the room, drunk, complaining that it’s all kevin’s fault, but it’s obvious she’s thinking about sex because this time she actually PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTIES because she thinks the lace and grease stains from the Taco Bell burrito is sexy…not to mention the fact that the SKID MARKS HIDE THE SMELL OF HER B.O.)…back to Adnan… “Oh God, I’ve got to pull through!!!! Think sexy thoughts or I’ll never get it up with her in the room!!! Oh damn!!!! Her breath!!! Does she ever NOT SMOKE????? And try to brush your teeth before passing out just once instead of simply getting them whitened you camera whore!!!!! OK Adnan, kiss her and think sexy thoughts before she knows something is wrong…twins…drunk twins….the Swedish Bikini
Team rubbing canola oil on each other while wearing undersized bikinis and a mild west coast ground fault causes even the smallest woman to jiggle while laughing sinfully…yeah, here we go Adnan, coming up in the world, going to show britney something now, yes, take it out of the pants and…OH GOD!!!!!! ONE OF HER CHIN ZITS JUST EXPLODED!!!!!! GHHHHAAAAGGGGGG! I THINK SOME GOT BRITNEY ZIT JUICE ON MY TONGUE!!!!!! IT TASTES LIKE ACID DIPPED IN ASS!!! BRITNEY HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!
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Hey Agent D, thanks for the kind word on the Johhny Depp post, and the set-up here. Maybe I should start my own blog after all…….
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While I was gone, there was once or twice when I just zipped through here and saw you keeping up the good fight. Stay tru, bro!!! (and watch out for that britney zit juice)
Come to think of it MikeG, in a sick sense they are perfect for each other. Every pimp needs a whore.
In reality her choice in men is as screwed up as always and this only goes to show how far from rational thought she is.
“…Britney Receives A Restraining Order…”
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Geez, too bad nobody could send her a bra, a pair of panties, or some clearasil. A new pair of sunglasses wouldn’t hurt either, I’m surpirsied those Dolce & Gabbana’s haven’t fused together with her skin at the molecular level. They obviously have at her pyschological level, that’s for sure, just like those busted-up freak boots that almost have the toes worn off (just like other parts of britney).
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“…Every pimp needs a whore…”
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Honestly, that really sums it up right there. It really does. AND “WHORE” HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS FOR “BRITNEY”.
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“I’m surpirsied those Dolce & Gabbana’s haven’t fused together with her skin at the molecular level”
LMAO.
Please have your own blog, MikeG. NOW!!!!
Yes, you should have your own blog MikeG. Many of us would like to see that happening!
You are hilarious and clever. I’d visit your website.
You could call it “America’s Skankheart” or “America’s Skankiest Parts” like you said!
It’d be so great LOL
LOL at the Adnan story here, too lol
Thanks!
“…I want her dog!…”
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That’s funny, BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS HER PUSSY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
.
OUCH!!!!! BOOM!!!!!! YES!!!!! SUCK ON THAT BIG HUNKING PIECE OF REALITY YOU FANTARD ENABLERS AND APOLOGISTS!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!! I GOT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE SO SUCK IT!!!!
.
Here’s what Adnan was thinking while he had britney, America’s Sweethea…..err, America’s Skankheart (or “America’s Skankiest Parts”) hidden away in the desert AFTER SHE TORMENTED HER CHILDREN AND CAUSED IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THEM:
.
“Well, I’ll just tell my friends I was drunk”
.
“….what’s that smell? Oh yeah, britney”
.
“ummm, exactly what are you going to do with that lollipop? No britney, I haven’t seen ‘2 girls and a cup’, but what can you do with….huh?….AWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! NO, WAIT BRITNEY, THAT’S ENOUGH! I DON’T CARE IF YOU DO LIKE IT, I…I… AWWWWWWWWWWWWW, THAT IS SICK!!!!! QUIT LAUGHING AND TALKING IN A BRITISH ACCENT YOU TWISTED NAZI WHORE!!!”
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…(while Adnan endlessly flips the TV remote through channels as britney rambles on, gesturing wildly and even screaming at times (LIKE SHE DID FOR HOURS IN FRONT OF HER TWO ILLEGALLY IMPRISONED AND FRIGHTENED CHILDREN)…but anyway, Adnan thinks: “yeah britney, uh huh, kevin’s fault. yep….oh, that too? kevin’s fault….yep… yeah… his fault again…kevin….oh who is it this time, kevin? it’s all his fault? oh gee, what a surprise……uh huh…..wait for it, wait for it……. YES! SHE SAID IT’S KEVIN’S FAULT AGAIN!!!!! NOW THIS TIME I’LL COUNT *DOWN* FROM 1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
“Gee, if I’m going to get enough time with this skanky spoiled bitch to take some photos to sell off, then I’ll have to sleep with this awful woman…. (britney stumbles into the room, drunk, complaining that it’s all kevin’s fault, but it’s obvious she’s thinking about sex because this time she actually PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTIES because she thinks the lace and grease stains from the Taco Bell burrito is sexy…not to mention the fact that the SKID MARKS HIDE THE SMELL OF HER B.O.)…back to Adnan… “Oh God, I’ve got to pull through!!!! Think sexy thoughts or I’ll never get it up with her in the room!!! Oh damn!!!! Her breath!!! Does she ever NOT SMOKE????? And try to brush your teeth before passing out just once instead of simply getting them whitened you camera whore!!!!! OK Adnan, kiss her and think sexy thoughts before she knows something is wrong…twins…drunk twins….the Swedish Bikini
Team rubbing canola oil on each other while wearing undersized bikinis and a mild west coast ground fault causes even the smallest woman to jiggle while laughing sinfully…yeah, here we go Adnan, coming up in the world, going to show britney something now, yes, take it out of the pants and…OH GOD!!!!!! ONE OF HER CHIN ZITS JUST EXPLODED!!!!!! GHHHHAAAAGGGGGG! I THINK SOME BRITNEY ZIT JUICE got ON MY TONGUE!!!!!! IT TASTES LIKE ACID DIPPED IN ASS!!! BRITNEY HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!
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Hey Agent D, thanks for the kind word on the Johhny Depp post, and the set-up here. Maybe I should start my own blog after all…….
.
While I was gone, there was once or twice when I just zipped through here and saw you keeping up the good fight. Stay tru, bro!!! (and watch out for that britney zit juice)
wow. I just learned how to double post. two years and over ten grand for graduate school and yet I stumble across this when drunk and after an extended day work…
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Don’t worry TOB, your secret is safe from me as long as I receive some really provocative and flirtatious photos of Miss C in the mail. That or the antibodies scientifically designed to protect me from britney’s chin-zit juice. That stuff is nasty man, just nasty…
MikeG, Thanks doll, but I am no man. I’m all woman!!!!!!!!!!! And thanks for the tip on the zit juice!
And yes, you should have your own blog, let me know when you get that up and running, I would def check it out.
that is a cute dog
So the cops had reason to believe she was a danger to herself and other people, specifically KFed. People love to blame Kfed, but the truth is if he was really trying to mean he could ahve had a restraining order from day 1. It took an outside party to enact the order after she wigged out. I wouldn’t be surprised if the order is extended after next week’s hearing if Britney does not seek inpatient treatment.
From not having a ploice record just a few months ago till now, she’s given them a lot to put in her file in a very short time. That’s never a sign of a balanced mind.
“…So the cops had reason to believe she was a danger to herself and other people…”
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Not to mention britney is a danger to good taste, family values, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING TO DO WITH A HEALTHY FAMILY, a common sense of decency, all the pedestrians and parked cars in Los Angeles, the unexpecting porcelain rim of a gas station bathroom, and a proper display of style and fashion. SHE JUST SUCKS!!!! SUCK IT BRITNEY YOU WHORE, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
See TOB, no double posts….(waiting for those sexy pics of Miss C)……
Good idea here, Caroline.
I agree.
With an “a” lol
sorry
Period? Yo nasty.