Ummm, ok. What a HORRIBLE photoshop job. Sean Preston looks like a shemale.
Moving on…
Extra, extra this just in! ET reports that Britney Spears spoke in a British accent while couped up inside Cedars-Sinai hospital on Friday. Dr.Phil made a smart move and decided to not comment during exclusive interview with ET, but he did say that she needs treatment.
He advises,
She needs to be in in-patient care for a period of time. Is she having a rough time right now? Yes, she is. Why? I’m not really going to go into that at this point. But I can tell you this is a good person and I truly believe she’ll get back to being a good person.
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If they intend upon laying all the details of her illness bare, then why bother trying to improve her appearance? The reason she looks the way she does is a direct by product of her inability to function. That in itself is aprt of the story.
As for Dr. Phil’s endorsement of her character: This means nothing from someone who is himself shady. This is the first time he’s ever spoken out against Britney’s antics, and as he was never fully honest before due to the “family friendship” why would he be truly honest now?
Here’s what each celebrity thought as their picture was being taken:
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Britney:
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“I’m not crazy!!!”
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Jamie-Lynn:
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“I’m not crazy like britney”…”Let’s face it, she’s a freak! Look at her fer chrissakes! That is not normal! That bitch needs medication and those funny little jackets that bind your arms to your waist!!!! Please!!! She’s so far off kilter I’m worried about the life of my unborn child!!! Help me!!!! Save me from britney!!!!!!”
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Britney again:
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Lookit mah whait teeth y’allz, dey ain’t messy like mah babayz!!! And no, dah ‘ittle one ain’t stupid! Ah didn’t drop him leik deem TV paple said!!!!! HEEE-HAW!!!!!! I AIN’T CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
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Angelina: “At what point will the public at large realize that my lips aren’t natural, and that they in fact receive more medical attention than a quarter of the world’s population? Holy sh*t, how big do these things have to be before someone, somewhere, FINA.LLY BLOWS THE WHISTLE and says “FAKE!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!! THE WORLD NOW OWES ME $5 BUCKS PER PERSON!!!! HOW COULD YOU JERKS BE SO BLIND!!!!! HER MOVIE DIALOG IS DUBBED BECAUSE SHE CAN’T SPEAK WITHOUT DOING A SPOT-ON AND ENTIRELY UNINTENTIONAL IMITATION OF MUSH MOUTH FROM THE SATURDAY MORNING FAT ALBERT SHOW!!!!!!!!!! SHE WANTS YOU TO CALL HER OUT ON IT SO SHE CAN QUIT THIS SH*T!!!! EVEN SHE IS TIRED OF IT!!!! THE BREAST IMPLANTS, NOT SO MUCH, BUT THE LIP INJECTIONS, HELL YES!!!!!! IT IS TIME FOR THOSE BABIES TO GO BYE-BYE FOREVER!!!!!!! EVEN SHE WANTS IT!!!!!!!!!
That’s a sick cover, it implies that Britney did a heroic act, in taking her younger son hostage. Her actions that night were selfish and a form of child abuse, the cover is incredibly inappropriate.
Yes. Instead of dying for them, maybe she should learn how to LIVE for them.
EXYANK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. ANYONE CAN DIE. NOT EVERYONE HAS THE COURAGE TO LIVE. THAT’S MUCH HARDER.
BS feels burdened by her children. That has been obvious from the beginning. Terrible mother
“…BS feels burdened by her children…”
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True, quite true. But she can’t give KFed full custody because in her mind she’ll think it means he “wins” or is the better parent. It doesn’t matter how the kids turn out, ONLY HOW BRITNEY THINKS THE WORLD PERCEIVES HER.
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THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN BRITNEY’S STATE OF MIND IS THAT DISEASE-RIDDEN, FOUL-SMELLING, VAPOR-PRODUCING, PAINT-STRIPPING, VOMIT-INDUCING, MOLD-COVERED, DARK, SWEATY, UNWASHED, AND PENICILLIN-RESISTANT BACTERIA SOAKED VAGINA SHE THINKS LOOKS HAWT AND REPEATEDLY SHOWS OFF TO THE WORLD!!!!!! THIS IS ONE NASTY BITCH WHO SHOULD BE AVOIDED LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!!!!!
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SHE POISONS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES, INCLUDING THOSE SHORT-BUS, TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THEY MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE IDIOTS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD FANTARDS, WHO CAN’T FOR THE LIFE OF THEMSELVES UNDERSTAND THAT IT’S BRITNEY HERSELF WHO MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST IDIOTS OF ALL (hence, “fantards”) AND THIS IS THE BEST PART, THE TASTIEST PART, THAT BRITNEY KEEPS PUNISHING HER FANS AND YET THEY KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!!! THE FANTARDS JUST DON’T GET IT!!!
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THEY JUST KEEP SPREADING THEIR ASSCHEEKS WIDER AND ASKING BRITNEY “IS THIS FAR ENOUGH?” WHILE SHE CUTS THE BRAKES ON A CEMENT TRUCK AND DRIVES THAT GREASED-UP SONOFABITCH DOWNHILL AT FULL SPEED AND WITH A 35 MPH TAIL WIND UNTIL SHE RAMS IT SO FAR UP THE FANTARDS ASS THEY CAN ONLY SCREAM “THANK YOU BRITNEY, YOU’RE BACK! YOU LOOK SO HOT!”
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hehehe, fantards, the world’s laughing stock. go ahead, defend this woman. attack her critics. AND THEN SPREAD YOUR ASSCHEEKS AND GET READY FOR THE BRITNEY EXPRESS YOU IDIOTS!! YOU KNOW SHE REALLY HATES HER FANS AND WANTS TO RAM A GREASED UP CEMENT TRUCK UP YOUR *SS BUT YET YOU LOVE IT YOU FANTARD PERVS!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE IT BECAUSE YOU KEEP DEFENDING HER AND ATTACKING HER CRITICS SO SHE’LL NOTICE YOU!!!! (you have a better chance of having a randomly greased-up cement truck with no brakes slamming up your ass by accident than by having britney recognize EVEN THE MOST REMOTE ASPECT OF YOUR PERSONALITY, SO SUCK IT FANTARD, SUCK IT!!!!!!!)
why ??? I don’t want to see her die !
i don’t think babies need to be photoshopped. the boys are really cute, they just seem a little awkward. and the photo was private and then sold. britney obviously loves them; she just has no idea what to do with them.
If Britney is too messed up that she can’t enter into a valid contract with even a photographer after being exposed to the Hollywood lifestyle for so long and knowing full well that she needed a privacy contract to protect her rights to those photos, then she is too ill to be a mother.
Magazines will do that; Vanity Fair photoshopped Suri’s first pictures because she had alot of red birth marks on her face at the time. All you have to do is see pictures of her from her parents wedding to see the marks on her face that the magazine removed for her famous pictorial.
This picture of B and her boys is very telling, however; they kids appear cold and distant towards her.
I agree completely. The kids look bewildered like they’ve never been in a “family fun” moment with their mother as the picture implies.
“…she just has no idea what to do with them…”
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she’s abused them pretty good, that’s for sure. and neglected them, too……
It is so funny that Britney does all of this just as Jamie Lynn was getting all of the media attention. Why haven’t people looked into the fact that her youngest looks like he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome? I can’t wait for the day that Britney just goes away - so we can start hearing about REAL stars, not washed up, mental, drug abused, media & social whores idiots like Britney.
In response to earlier comments that she should live for them instead. I don’t think you gget the concept of dying for them the way she said it. My parents say the same for me, so it’s not an uncommon thing to say. People just need to give her a chance to get better, you say you have tried but it’s just until the next mistake or slip up. She didn’t “breakdown” or have a melt down last week it was a moment of desperation. it was all done behind closed doors. I mean we all saw her walking wiv adnan without paps all over her, she had (or thought she had) privacy and safety. She looked comfortable, normal and ever since she was at hospital she has looked that way. Popping a tyre isn’t a big deal it happens to everyone at some point. Also staying at hotels is just not wanting to be alone in a thousand foot long mansion and what-not. She does stupid things, but so does everyone everyday. Don’t tell me you don’t. If people stopped showing interest she’d have time to recover. w/e im over it all right now. bLAH”"”"!gljzufblg
Adam, Anyone can say they would die for someone. It doesn’t take that much effort to say that. Most decent people would die to save a drowning child, so it doesn’t take much on her part to say that. What she needs to do is live. She needs to get help and education to make herself better so that she can care for the children with out hurting them in any way, physically, spiritual or what not. She can’t take care of herself, so how can she parent them? hose kids need a mother, so if she loves them she needs to take care of their mother. She needs to be humble enough to admit she made mistakes and that she has huge problems. She needs to cooperate with the court and the people who are trying to get her help and to raise her children while she is ill. And even if she loses custody of them, that does not give her permission to commit suicide in some gesture that only people like you would find romantic. Some day those kids are going to be older, and they will know the truth. IT would be nice if BRitney could become someone they could be proud of, and when they are old enough to be reunited with them, that she could be ALIVE, HEALTHY and MENTALLY STABLE enough to rekindle the relationship.
Britney isn’t trying to recover. People’s interest isn’t stopping her from getting better. I don’t even know what you think she needs to recover form since you claim it’s not mental or drugs. You and her are in the same denial. She needs to enter in-patient treatment, and she needs to quit dating the papz and selling hers tory to the world.
No people’s interest does affect her, and has been IMO one of the biggest conrtibutors to her unstability. Nearly everone in her life has sought out a personal gain from her and she rebelled in the worst way possible and made it so no1 wants anything from her and saw who was left. Not many was. I think she’s not got a mental disorder, but i do think she’s got temporary problems that can be dealt with a lot easier than bipolar or any of that shit. She does need treatment for it, but i just don’t think it’s as irreversable as some people think so, or as hard to treat. I also don’t think medication is the answer to this situation.
Um…did you just call a child a SHEMALE?
No class. NO class at all.