LMAO! I’ve always been indifferent to Zach Braff but apparently there is a whole community of people who get kicks out of making fun of him. Does anyone know why? He seems like a respectable young man, lol. Anyway, brace yourself, people, some of these quotes can be offensive. You’ve been warned.
“Is ‘Garden State’ the next ‘Citizen Kane’? Of course not. I’d like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.” - Zach Braff
“I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I’m totally not, I’m just better than everybody else.” - Zach Braff on Racism
“I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?” - Zach Braff on Jesus
“You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don’t see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you’re never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.” - Zach Braff on Affirmative Action
“Once on Christmas Eve I saw an orphan starving in the streets. I wanted to help him, but I was busy. The next day I asked him if Santa brought him anything. He said no, and I told him that the only logical explanation is that he must have been naughty. And that, children, is how Activision was founded.” - Zach Braff on Santa Claus
“I really don’t know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It’s not like they’re the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We’re the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don’t see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.” - Zach Braff on Black history month
[All quotes via ZachBraffQuotes.com]
NOTE: This site, zachbraffquotes.com, and everything contained on it is purely satire not affilitated to Zach Braff, Fox Searchlight, or Dreamworks Pictures in any way, shape, or form.
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I have no clue who this guy is.
But after reading the quotes…he sounds like he’s just being sarcastic.
If not, than he is a dumbass b*tch who’s just trying to piss people off.
He sounds as brain dead as he looks.
He can’t be serious……
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….I have a new hero!
“..I mean, they lost both parents. That’s just careless…” - Zach Braff on orphans”
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“…I’m not being insensitive, but maybe Steve Irwin started it. Not like he can say otherwise now…” - Zach Braff on Steve Irwin
preach on brotha man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he’s literally dripping sarcasm. you can’t detect that?
this is all crap they are from a website called zachbraffquotes.com. and they have a disclaimer that states, NOTE: This site, zachbraffquotes.com, and everything contained on it is purely satire not affilitated to Zach Braff, Fox Searchlight, or Dreamworks Pictures in any way, shape, or form
so get over it Carolina and get your facts right before shooting your mouth off.
I’m not even sure that these are real quotes. For one, none of the quotes on that website have sources attributed to them. Also, even if he had said any of these things (especially those about race) I’m sure we would have seen this in legitimate news sites/shows.
just wanna get to know the philosophy that’s behind…
So have you read about Will Smith and his Hitler comment? Apparently not. If your going to write something like this, atleast add links so people can read the whole article, and get these quotes in context. All your doing is slandering a person by taking quotes out of context. Zach Braff is somewhat of a comedian for all we know these are just jokes, or sarcasm.
Responsible journalism look it up.
For some reason, I just fucking hate the shit out of you Carolina.
god, what reason could you have? mine are her nasty, stupid comments, her fake ghetto talk, her anti female approach, her crappy writing and her general stupidity which doesn’t even attempt to reach the level of bitchiness she thinks she’s capable of.
This site needs to be updated a lot more frequently.
This is one guy who i don’t care hwat he does, he’s hilarious lol. I only care about scrubs anyway.
there is no way any of those qotes are authetic……you would think that they would have been plastered all over the place and he would be outcast by hollywood…..notice how they aren’t quoted from any magazines or anything…..there is no truth to these at all
Stop commenting people the quotes are not real. The bitch is just trying to ruin Zach’s name