Some Like It Hot

What the heck is with all these young chicks looking like something outta’ the ’40s all of a sudden??? First it was Christina Aguilera, then Natalie Portman…now Scarlett!! Oye!! Not saying it isn’t necessarily a giid look, but…it ain’t that hot either. I still say Britney’s the sexiest woman alive even to this day, because she’s so natural and she can have hair up to the sky, hair all over the place, or no hair at all, and pimples all over her face and she’s still the hottest woman ever. Why else do you think she’s more famous than God nowadays??? We straight guys can’t get enough of her. And her performance at the VMAs might not have been her best work, but she’s still lookin’ hot and sexy beyond belief. She is definately coming back better than ever in 2008!!

Sorry…I meant to say “good” not “giid”!!

Scarlett’s okay but I agree that Britney’s alot prettier, especially in the face because she doesn’t gob on tons of cosmetics in order to look beautiful. She is still a naturally beautiful girl who is going through a really rough time of it at the moment. Scarlett and all these other female celebrities try too hard and they need to pile on tons and tons of makeup in order to look half as beautiful as Britney. I also applaud Britney for going out there in her sexy little get-ups even though she isn’t looking like her former self these days, and this is what makes her such a great role model to girls by proudly showing off her curves and cellullite and not starving herself to look like a size zero supermodel. Her and her sister are both very pretty and in need of help and their mother needs a good kick in the rear end.

Scarlett looks like a man, I’m sorry. Britney is alot more attractive and sexier but she just needs to learn to keep her mouth closed.

britney’s has a much prettier face, but scarlet is sexier for now. but i can predict that britney’s going to rise above all that has happened to her and reclaim her pop crown. move over christina aguilera and rihanna!

I think Scarlett is very attractive in a very unusual way. She’s not your typical Hollywood beauty. Britney’s just your basic run-of-the-mill Barbie doll type with very little substance. Sure guys still wanna do her and she may get more coverage than Scarlett, but I really respect Scarlett as an actress, going back to when I first saw her in “Horse Whisperer” and she was, like, 12. Good to see she’s grounded and staying out of trouble. I do feel sorry for poor Britney and as much as we’d love to believe otherwise, she’ll never be able to recapture that fame she once had because alot her her success stemmed from being this virginal sexpot with a great mid-section and flawless looks, but all that faded away and now she’s just a walking trainwreck. I just think she needs to get help and maybe stay away from Hollywood. Maybe go live in a small secluded town in Louisiana or something.

Stop all this Britney shit already!! If this was 2001, Britney would defniately beat Scarlett in looks and sex appeal, but now Brit’s a complete mess and she looks like shit and behaves like a total ass!! Scarlett is gorgeous and classy and is the same exact age Britney was when she got all messed up and married K-Fed!! How can you all sit there and say fatso Britney is in any way more attractive than Scarlett?!?!?!

all you saying britneys better than scarlet must either be psycotic or blind. scarlet is a beautiful, sexy, classy, talented, mature young woman. britney is an ugly, stupid idiot who is trying to make up for the fact that she has zero talent. the only thing she ever had going for her was the fact that she looked like an underage barbie doll and shook her fake boobies and botoxed ass in our faces. but take away the airbrushing and the cosmetics and what you had was a teenybopper who made crappy music and who couldn’t sing to save her life except for when her voice was being sifted through some computer. any ounce of sex appeal she once had a long, long time ago has vanished and in reality she was never really all that to begin with. she always had a weird face and made these goofball facial expressions whenever she smiles and always has to show the world her tonsils whenever she smiles and she has an enormous neck and beedy little eyes on the sides of her head. and we have seen the real britney after she shaved her head and it aint pretty. in sharp contrast scarlet johansson is a knockout and her sexuality and beauty is 100% hers. she is also a smart woman who doesnt go around flashing her privates to the world and who isn’t out partying every night and has strong feminist beliefs. she is a much better role model than britney and all her clones because she works hard at what she does and she is strong and independent. i for one would love to see less of SHITney in the year 2008, along with lindsay and paris and i would love to see more of scarlet johansson, christina aguilera, jessica alba, jessica biel, beyonce, rihanna, hayden panentierre and all other talented, classy, sexy women.

Man Scarlett could never compete with Britney! For the time being she’s just keeping us warm until Britney makes a total comeback (hot bod and all) but if you compare any picture of Scarlett to old photos of Britney dating back to 1999 up until 2004, there’s no comparison, Britney wins hands down. That kind of beauty only comes along once in a while, and mark my words, 2008 will definately be the year of Britney, and not because she goes to Starbucks or runs over somebody’s foot with her car! She’s going to make a landmark appearance at a big event (Grammys, Superbowl) and she will blow everyone away looking hot again and dancing like nobody’s business. I agree her VMA act wasn’t her best work, but it also wasn’t all that bad. She’ll get the help she needs, see a trainer and get back to being the Britney we know and love, because the music world needs her! Let’s face, all the artists who are big now suck and are totally boring! We need sexy Britney back to add some spice to the mix. Hey, if five ugly washed out middle aged hags, The Spice Girls, can make a big comeback, why can’t supersexy Britney???

Britney remains one of the world’s great beauties, and very few women could ever compete with her. Even when she looks a mess she’s still very beautiful. Scarlett and all these other so-called “Hollywood Beauties” (Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Beyonce, ect.) aren’t nearly as gorgeous as Britney. All these other women have to pile on endless supplies of makeup to look as breathtaking as Britney. Britney’s a naturally stunning young woman. I truly hope she gets back on her feet and makes piece with her friends and family and regains custody of her kids. I also want to see her make a huge comeback, tour and all, because the music world just hasn’t been the same without her. I mean now we’re stuck with Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Carrie Underwood, Rihanna and Fergie! And they all suck! Britney is the greatest who ever lived and no one will ever top her - in looks or in performance, period!

Why are we even talking about Britney “Trainwreck” Spears for?!?! As far as I’m concerned she is a formerly cute teen pop star who was hot about ten years ago and is now wearing our her welcome. Why this steaming pile of horse-shit is still super famous I WILL NEVER KNOW!!!! Especially since there are much hotter women out there. Even back then there were women hotter than her. How can anyone say that Britney, looking like shit and acting like an idiot and all those stupid faces she always makes, in in any way hotter, sexier, better looking than Scarlett Johansson, who is breathtakingly beautiful, sophisticated, sexy, talented, classy and gorgeous?!?! I for one would love to see less of Britney’s fat ugly piece-of-shit mug and more of Scarlett’s hotness in the year 2008, and I know most SANE men feel the same exact way. Peace out!

Britney’s still the sexiest of them all. ;)

Right now Britney Spears is about as “hot” and “sexy” as a bowel movement. There is no way she’s ever gonna be as gprgeous as she once was a long, long time ago. To tell you the truth, her looks started going downhill long before Federline entered her life. It was after she broke up with Timerlake and started looking less like a teenage sexpot and more like an oversexed cabbage-patch doll. Face it, Britney-freaks, Britney Spears is over and 2008 will see her retiring and entering a funny farm somewhere in the far south. Scarlett is the new sex symbol who has stolen Britney’s thunder, and truth be told, even back when Britney was still a babe, Scarlett could still put her to shame because Scarlett is a classy young lady and a brilliant actress and she don’t need to be exposing her private parts, or shaving her head in order to be famous. Sorry, but there is no way in H-E-L-L that Britney is, was, or ever will be sexier than Scarlett!

I love Britney Spears so much I want to eat her toe jam with a spoon, however she has absolutely nothing to do with Scarlett Johansson! Scarlett, I wanna drink your sweat! :p

Scarlett has her stuff together; great looking, talented, stays out of trouble, knows how to dress herself, hasn’t checked into rehab, blah-blah. Britney Spears is a total fuck up! This girl is a washed up has-been who can’t accept the fact that she’s no longer “hot”. Now because of her stupid behavior she’s now locked in an insane asylum somewhere and could face jail time if she doesn’t get it together. I doubt Britney will ever come back to who she was. And Scarlett was and always will be a million times hotter and sexier than Shitney!

Out of sheer respect, I really think we need to leave Britney alone. Debating her hottness, or lack there of, is insignificant with all that she’s going through. I for one am worried about her and hope nothing bad happens to her. Now, onto Scarlett, I think she is one of the most unique women in Hollywood today. She’s classically beautiful and is actually talented as an actress. And I love that she’s a strong-willed woman and not just some wheeping willow. As gorgeous as she is, this woman has substance which is rare in Hollywood these days. She’s not out there posing in bikinis, or in the buff. Yet she’s still steaming hot. Long live ScarJo!! :)

I think Britney’s prettier….she’s more natural.

To the above poster I agree….100%.

To me Scarlett is too hard looking and wears too much makeup.

Britney even on her worst day always manages a smile and has a twinkle in her eye that few others have.

I think Britney is alot more beautiful than Scarlett.

Man you gotta be krazy thinking that messed up pile of shit Britney Spears is hotter or better looking than Scarlett Johansson! And to those saying Britney is “gorgeous” you need some glasses because if Britney is as you would say “gorgeous” then bears don’t shit in the woods!! Britney was never “gorgeous” even back then because she was always making those stupid contortions with her face and she has a wide neck and an odd shaped head! But now she’s nowhere near “gorgeous”!! Scarlett Johansson is in every way drop-dead-gorgeous and is a classy lady! And praise to her for not showing her private parts wherever she goes and I love that she’s paying tribute to Marilyn because she was a true icon! The fact that so many people compare SHITNEY to Marilyn is a sin because Marilyn as fucked up as she was had class…SHITNEY’s filthy, ugly, piggy, dirty, smelly and FAT!!! So on that note let’s pack away all the SHITNEY nonsense and let her wallow in her insane asylum where she belongs and focus on Scarlett!

Scarlett’s okay but man Britney’s so freakin’ hot!! She is the greatest and I wanna be her man 4-EVAH!!!!!

EWWW!!!!!! How can you say that?!?! Britney’s gross!!!! She’s ugly and nasty!!!! I hope she finally retires somewhere in Louisiana and doesn’t show her annoying ugly face around here anymore!!!! Saying she’s in any way better looking than Scarlett Johansson is like saying a bowel movement smells better than a rose!!!! At least Scarlett doesn’t go around making all those annoying faces Britney makes, stretching out her ugly-ass face whenever she smiles for the cameras, making her look like she’s having a seizure!!!! All my buddies wanna see more of Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba and less of Britney Spears and her nasty pimple-filled stretched-out face!!

Say what you want but no one will ever be seixer/hotter/better than Britney Spears…the old Britney I mean, the one we all masturbated to who used to wear all those sexy midriff-bearing costumes and looked hotter than any other female speciment on earth! Now there may be “sexy” ladies out there, but none of them could ever match Britney’s sheer hotness. Not even Shitface Johansson, who can glam herself up all she wants, she’s always gonna look like an onion!! Britney is not much to look at now but no other female on earth will ever be nearly as hot as the old Britney!! BRITNEY, BE SEXY AGAIN, PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!

My brotha from anotha motha I totally agree with you! Britney is da bomb! She still is a million times hotter than Scarlet and any other woman out there! Nothing compares to Britney and her sexy two-pieces and sultry eyes! I love her no matter what! :)

poor britney. she going through so much right now. i hope she does get some help. she’s so beautiful and talented. the world misses her. scarlet is not nearly as beautiful because unlike naturally beautiful britney scarlet tries too hard and she wears alot of makeup. i think britney within a year is finally going to seek treatment she needs, then come back and make a dynamite album, go out on tour and look like the old britney again.

I’m sympathetic to Britney as I feel everyone else should be, but I also do not think she is at all sexy, or beautiful anymore. I think she needs to go to a clinic, or something, away from Hollywood and break free from this new boyfriend of hers. Now getting back on track, I think Scarlett is a very sexy lady, while not necessarily being a classic beauty. I find her to be very unusual looking, but in a good way. While I think Jessica Alba is alot more beautiful and sexier, Scarlett is also pretty high on my list…though I think I respect her more as an actress.

I honestly thought after she dumped Federline, Britney was going to be sexy again and return to being this massive pop star again and make men melt again. Then she started partying with Paris Hilton and shaving her head, then I made the painful realization that Britney would never return to being the pop sex kitten we know and love. Even when she performed at the VMAs, I knew she was long gone. However, I have yet to see another female star reach that level of sex appeal. Britney has something about her. She was this girl-next-door who also jumo-started a million hard-ons and made men everywhere melt. Can Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba do that?! No! Britney is the sexiest woman who ever was born and no other woman will ever be as sexy as that catholic school gal we know and love!

where’s all this britney spears shit coming from?!?!?! and what is it doing on a scarlet johansson forum?!?!?! i can’t believe anyone could say that britney is hotter because she never was! scarlet’s a sophisticated young lady with class, while britney is basically just a slut who teased the world with this “holier-than-thou” lolita act and fooling us into believing she was a virgin, which was all bullshit!! the truth is she was never that sexy! she was just fooling the world and was using this fake barbie-doll like sexuality just to sell records! scarlet on the other hand is real and her sexuality comes through more naturally. see, britney is only “sexy” when she wears slutty costumes and acts like a slut. but when you see her in plain clothes, she looks like trailer trash. scarlet can wear bag lady’s clothes, or a baggy sweat suit, or a hideous looking raincoat and she’d still be totally sexy. however, while she is pretty high up on my list of “sexiest women”, she is not at the top. that honor goes to megan fox! she’s the most lucious of them all!

I love Scarlett Johansson because she is a feminist and not just some sexy starlet who’s flashing her flesh everywhere she goes. I also think she’s a great role model for women and girls and she’s a very smart young lady. While her peers, such as Jessica Alba and Britney Spears, are busy sexing it up all the time, Scarlett is working hard and taking challenging roles, and not just being the “Sex Kitten”. That and she has a tough-as-nails feminist attitude that not many hollywood stars have anymore.

Sorry but Britney wins hands down in looks and sex appeal, because frankly, I really don’t see the big deal over Scarlett. I mean she is okay looks wise but come on…she’s not all that gorgeous. Britney Spears may not look too good these days but back then she was the cat’s meow and the lion’s roar!! That body!! That face!! Those eyes!! That smile!! That youthful sexuality mixed in with virginal teenage innocence. Even now, comparing Scarlett to old Britney Spears, Britney still puts Scarlett to shame. It’s that Scarlett is too manly looking and wears entirely too much makeup and for the most part looks like a 12-year-old boy in drag, whereas Britney was wholesome and hardly wore any makeup and she looked gorgeous. I’m sorry she’s going through what she’s going through right now, but I have faith that she will rise up and reclaim her career and sex appeal.

Sometimes, Scarlett looks really hot, like the picture above, and at the Grammy Awards last year, and at the 2006 Golden Globes in the red gown. But mostly she’s really not as gorgeous as everyone makes her out to be. She’s not necessarily ugly, she’s somewhat pretty, but she’s kind of hard looking. However, she is alot better than Britney, but then again EVERYONE’S better than Britney right now! Just seeing her now makes me sick to my stomach. She’s horrible! And I always hated it when she’d stretch her face out and make all those stupid childish cross-eyed faces into the camera! That’s cute when you’re 5! But, Scarlett and Britney are both overrated in my opinion. To me, Christina Aguilera is the sexiest woman alive, because she’s daring and she’s gorgeous. Of course she went through that whole “Dirty” phase, but she was making a point. Now, she’s got all that out of her system, and she looks hotter than ever. But, then again, she’s always been beautiful no matter what. Even back when Britney was doing the sex kitten thing, I still favored Christina, though not a very popular opinion shared by too many others. But Christina has something about her. I guess it’s her latina routes and those exotic looks of hers. But, either way, she’s truly the sexiest woman in the world.

Christina Aguilera YAHHHH!!!! That girl makes my teeth sweat she’s so FREAKING HOT!!!! But, I disagree about Scarlett not being hot, because she so is. She’s very unique looking and I love her curves. But, Britney…YUCK!!! She used to be really hot, but now she’s AHHHH!!!! Doesn’t this woman ever bath, or shower?!?!?!?!?!?! And I can’t say I necessarily feel sorry for her, because in truth this girl brings all this on herself, sorry to say. Someone who drives around with her baby on her lap, flashes her “pooty-tang” wherever she goes, shaves her head, and does all the things she does is not looking for privacy of you know what I mean! I don’t wish death upon anybody, but I predict that if this little girl don’t get her act straight she is gonna’ bite the dust! At least Scarlett and Christina know where their heads are at.

Nah! Brit’s still a babe!
Scarlett’s a babe also!
Christina is gross and she needs to stop making babies and shitty music and just go retire somewhere, maybe retire back to the 1940s because she seems stuck in that era!!
Britney is still lucious though and she ain’t never going to stop being lucious!!

I think Scarlett is very beautiful and extremely sexy, but she’s second on my list of “Sexiest Women”. I love Elisabeth Harnois from “Point Pleasant” and “Strangers With Candy”. She’s so hot! And I also love Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. And I am sorry but Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are just a couple of pop tarts who use their bodies to make money for record companies. They are not really all that sexy. They are just a pair of pre-pubescent Barbie Dolls. I like my women to be real, sophisticated and naturally hot and who can be sexy just by being themselves and who don’t need to be showing their navals all the time.

I love Scarlet and I think she’s hot but Angelina Jolie tops my list. She’s the most beautiful woman ever!

Well, Brit just topped Hello magazine’s annual list of most attractive female celebrities, so I guess Britney Spears really is the hottest woman in the world! Sorry, Scarlett!

Scarlett and all these other dames try too hard with the makeup and hair styles, but Britney Spears is a naturally gorgeous young lady who could look like hell and still be breathtaking.

Dude, you seriously gotta have a screw loose up there to think Britney Spears is “breathtaking”.

Britney was only “breathtaking” when she was airbrushed in all her videos and magazine covers to make her appear to be a “goddess”, when in reality she is about as “breathtaking” as a cockroach. Scarlett Johansson is absolutely breathtaking and she’s extremely classy. I can’t believe as gorgeous as Scarlett and so many other women are Britney still gets more face time with that annoying spastic face of hers.

Scarlett utterly disappoints me. One minute, she’s all about female empowerment; breast cancer charities, helping women in need, preaching healthy body image, aiding battered women, talking about abortion and women’s rights, all that stuff…next minute, I find out she’s pro Obama! I thought Scarlett was a true-blue feminist!

Scarlet is about as muh a feminist as Pamela Anderson is! She’s just another trashy starlet who’s trying to make good by claiming to be all about women’s rights and female empowerment, when in reality all she’s good for is sleeping around and showing off her boobs. She is no feminist!! No way!! She’s as bad as Shitface Spears and Poopface Hilton. Reese Witherspoon, now THERE’S a true feminist! She is among the best female role models in Hollywood, because she’s a single mother and she’s smart, not like most starlets in Hollywood today! Scarlett says she’s a “feminist”, that’s a laugh!! She’s just out to get a boyfriend!!

I love Scarlett, feminist or not. I think she is. She does speak out about women’s issues (abortion, sexual assault, domestic violence, body image issues, breast cancer) only she’s not going around saying “women are better than men” like most hardcore feminists tend to do. As far as her looks and sexiness goes, she’s definately second on my list of sexy, beautiful women in Hollywood. The top woman on my list is, sorry, Britney Spears. I don’t know, there is just something about that woman. Even when she’s all messed up and out of shape she’s still a fox. She’s what I would call a “beautiful disaster”, or a “hot mess”. She’s still got a gorgeous face and she still has a hot little body on her. I hate it when everyone calls her “fat” when she has a better body than most A-listers today. And she’s naturally beautiful. That’s something you can never take away from her. She doesn’t need scores of cosmetics like most girls in order to look so gorgeous. And for people to say she’s no longer hot, or sexy, or attractive…all they have to do is watch hew new “Piece of Me” video and check out the sexy photo she did for Blender Magazine. She is still hot beyond words! But, ScarJo’s hot also. But in a different way. Here is my list of sexiest/hottest/beautiful women:

#10. Sarah Michelle Gellar
#9. Beyonce’
#8. Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls)
#7. Mandy Moore
#6. Jessica Simpson
#5. Angelina Jolie
#4. Jessica Biel
#3. Jessica Alba
#2. Scarlett Johansson
#1. Britney Spears

Britney Spears is as attractive as skidmarks on tighty-whities!! Unlike UNFITNEY, Scarlett is a classy, sexy, beautiful woman who has talent and sex appeal beyond her years. Just the thought of doing anything between the sheets with Britney makes me sick, because she looks as though she smells like shit and she never bathes!! Scarlett looks like she takes good care of herself and she must smell really nice. But Christina Aguilera is the hottest woman in the world.

I don’t think she lloks hot with that pissed hair color :-)

i think she looks a little like christina aguilera in this pic. but i agree britney spears is alot prettier.

Uhhhh…….the nuts who keep saying shit like “Britney Spears is better than Scarlett Johansson” and “Britney Spears is the hottest woman in the world” desperately need a reality check!! I mean how can you even compare some has-been pop star who shaves her head, loses her kids, shows her pubes to the world and wears hideous hair extensions to someone who is talented, beautiful, sexy and classy like Scarlett??? And if Britney is the sexiest woman in the world, than the male species is in big trouble because this indicates that not only do men no longer have any taste, but our regard for women has gone down the tubes. Scarlett, unlike Shitney and all her club-hopping clones, is a classy young woman who isn’t interested in being on the cover of every tabloid in town and isn’t going crazy to upstage every other starlet. If you notice, the second some other female star is in the news, out comes Shitney doing some crazy shit just to keep herself out there. All that being said, Scarlett does resemble Christina Aguilera a little in that pic, mainly because of the Marilyn Monroe throwback….but I have to admit Christina was doing really good there for a while, then she got slutty again. She needs to concentrate more on making music and less on going the same route as Shitney, because unlike Shitney, Christina has talent and she doesn’t neet to rely on stupid publicity stunts in order to be famous.

i think scarlett resembles dominique swain a little bit. only i think dominique swain is far more attractive.

Ten years ago, when “Horse Whisperer” and “Lolita” came out, I could have sworn that they were the same actress. Then a few years later when “Lost in Translation” came out I discovered Scarlett Johanson and that she was the girl in “Horse Whisperer” and the girl in “Lolita” was an actress named Dominique Swain. Anyway, Scarlet is hitting the big time and became a huge sex symbol, whereas Dominique gets stuck in all these little known indie movies. Though it’s somewhat ironic and a little odd that the girl who played an amputee in a movie about an injured horse would go on to become a sex kitten while the girl who played “Lolita” would fade into obscurity. Scarlet is sexy and attractive, but I agree that Britney is the hottest of them all.

I like Scarlett because she’s not a stick figure like most girls in Hollywood, yet she’s also not letting herself get overweight like Britney!! Scarlett seems to have her stuff together and you don’t see her flashing her privates all around town, or going to rehab. I’m a girl, but if any guy thinks Britney and her shaved head is sexier than Scarlett, than I’ve gotta think he’s nuts!

Britney Spears is friggin DISGUSTING!!!!! She used to be a dish way back when, but now her skin’s pealing, she’s got blemishes everywhere, she’s fat, she has bad hair, she smiles all weird and she looks like she never bathes!! ScarJo and thousands other hot young women have stolen her thunder!! Back when Britney was “hot”, there weren’t alot of other women who were also equally hot, but now there are so many gorgeous young women to choose from that Britney is just a walking joke. I love me some ScarJo, but Jessica Alba is the yummiest of them all.