Oh Momma, So Dysfunctional

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It’s like the good old lemon had been squeezed beyond its last drop of sour, and then BAM…..a new ripe lemon came into fruition.

When you thought things couldn’t get any more royally f*cked up for the Spears family, a newer chapter opens and, there you have it, again.

I think now is the time for Nickelodeon to do a kids version of Chaotic, call it “Splooey 101″, and have it be sponsored by Trojan.

But hey! It could be worse! Thank God K-Fed’s not the daddy! Lynne could still have released that Christian parenting book!

We wish you the best Jamie Lynn, and how tragic that your out-of-balance sister had to find out about your pregnancy the way she did.

Godspeed sweetie. I hear you’re going to raise the kid back in the good old south! Good for you. You’ll be a welcome sight at the Kentwood First Baptist Church!

Yes dear readers, by now, this on going Spears family drama has acquired its own shelf at your local video store. Worse critics will have a field day with this.

Santa came early for the celebrity obsessed culture! I love it, and it will just get worse, oh-so-much-worse.


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Comment by jkdfghkdflj
2007-12-19 03:07:40

They are all super bipolar schizophrenik wackoz.

It’s scary.

 
Comment by Elliott
2007-12-19 03:07:51

Britney said her sister wasn’t pregnant.

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-19 08:15:29

Britney hadn’t been told that Jamie Lynn was pregnant when she was asked. Brit was the last to know!

Comment by Missy
2007-12-19 08:26:44

Britney doesn’t know what’s going on around her much less her sister’s life.

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-19 12:10:55

I’d be impressed of Britney even knew what day it was!

 
 
 
 
Comment by calthea
2007-12-19 03:29:14

what a stupid post….

 
Comment by tommycampbell
2007-12-19 03:41:25

no,I dont understand what all this is about. I dont get the sense either -_-

 
Comment by Adam
2007-12-19 04:08:59

Ruben fuck off back under your shell, you’re not needed anymore. And you pretty much copied Carolina’s post too. Tard.

 
Comment by Jane
2007-12-19 04:38:13

Ruben, you’re terrible at being funny. Should’ve keep that to yourself.

 
Comment by VANESSA
2007-12-19 07:24:36

YUP JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT SHE’S ALREADY CONFIRMED IT ..I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT

 
Comment by carrie
2007-12-19 09:07:05

This shows that these issues are completely deep rooted. I blame Lynn for not having her children under control. I read that her boyfriend was living with her. She should have either put the girl on birth control or either not allowed her grown boyfriend to be around her. Her boyfriend is an adult…she is still just a child. If nickelodeon allows her shows to continue i will protest them….That is a mess. They should not support her. This is unacceptable. i have a child that watches Nickelodeon and they should not go for this crap. She can’t raise a child when she is a child. This is a disaster. Who cares that Britney didn’t know. Clearly she is on her own roller coaster ride down nowheresville.

 
Comment by anna
2007-12-19 09:25:13

who is da daddy?????????????????????

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-19 12:12:42

The father’s name is Casey and he’s 19

 
 
Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-19 09:45:33

Oh. Leave the Spears’ girls alone! No one is perfect. We all said or did things that were not discreet in same way or the other. If they were not celebrities would we have heard about this?

Comment by Kelly 1
2007-12-19 15:37:30

We all destroy our lives so completely? Hunny, if that were true the human race would be long gone.

 
 
Comment by joe schmo
2007-12-19 10:00:36

the queen and princess of the trailer park. there family must be proud!

 
Comment by Agent D
2007-12-19 10:35:26

What a mess. One huge hot mess.

 
Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-19 11:06:34

Why don’t you all keep quiet! You never did anything wrong?

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-19 12:14:18

No one is innocent but I for one never got preggers at 16! Only trash do dumb things like that.

 
Comment by Hey There
2007-12-20 04:26:11

Nothing as wrong as that. Believe it or not, people actually do exist in this world that can go for a long time without doing anything wrong. It is really not that hard dear.

 
 
Comment by sara
2007-12-19 11:30:59

I can’t beleive this. I was a big fan of hers because I thought she would be different. But she is just like her sister. Good luck Jamie Lynn.

 
Comment by Aj
2007-12-19 11:39:00

Hi Donna,

I agree we all have done things wrong in the past, but I have to agree with Carrie’s point of view where the Mother Spears (Lynn) should have done better parenting to little Jamie Lynn. I mean at that age we feel some many different new emotions about ourselves and for others that it is hard to contain. I believe through education and understanding can young people be prepared for this world.

As far as Nickelodeon supporting her in her well being which is good, but the fact is she is a role model to the show’s young fans and this will definitely present a negative image by saying its okay to do what she did. She is human after all, but she’s got to realize once you are a role model or celebrity all that you do everyday will be monitored.

 
Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-19 11:58:08

Hi Aj. I agree with you and you are not at all bashing Jamie Lynn but mothers can’t be with their children 24/7. No one ever mentions about fathers. It is always the mothers’ fault when children do something wrong. Has it not occurred to you that Lynn Spears has her own issues to work out? She is only human herself. One cannot control one’s children all the time! Are you a parent yourself? If so is your child or children perfect? No one is saying it is okay to get pregnant as a teen but unfortunately that happens. It has happened for centuries so why are people making big deals now? The pressure is on for celebrities. They are like anyone else. As I said previously, if Britney and Jamie were not celebrities, would people be talking about them?

Comment by holybushman
2007-12-19 13:04:00

Donna. If Brit and Jamie weren’t celecbrities, paeople would still talk about them. It just wouldn’t be as many people talking about them. As Brit has shown, many young celebrities make terrible mothers.

 
Comment by holybushman
2007-12-19 13:04:23

Donna. If Brit and Jamie weren’t celecbrities, people would still talk about them. It just wouldn’t be as many people talking about them. As Brit has shown, many young celebrities make terrible mothers.

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2007-12-19 15:39:30

Well, allowing your daughter to date a 16 year old at 13 is kinda dumb. Allowing your oldest daughter to shack up with her boyfriend at 16 is also dumb, and then not learning in time and allowing the second daughter to also look for a house to move into with her boyfriend is so completly bone headed!

 
 
Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-19 12:32:08

Baby Jane Rocks, you are so self-righteous. I was not pregnant neither at 16 but that does not mean that those who became pregnant are trashy. I know the name of the father of Jamie Lynn’s baby. I was referring to Jamie Lynn’s father. The blame seems to be aimed at Lynn Spears and not her ex. It takes two to bring a child in the world. That is what I learned in biology class.

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-19 13:31:47

There’s a reply button bottom right of the post just you know. I’m not self - righteous - I have commen sense and class (something both Jamie Lynn and Britney are lacking.)Young girls that become pregnant at 16 are trash IMO. Babies should not having babies. I was responding to a comment made by ‘anna’ who asked who the father was,not you. Unless you are anna? Jamie Lynn has the same father as Britney - Jamie Spears. Jamie is also to blame but Lynn was the main care giver in the Spears family. Jamie is upset over the fact that Jamie Lynn is preggers, while her mother seems quite pleased. Jamie Lynn (Lynn proberly made her) has already made a deal with OK mag to sell the baby pics for $1 mill.

Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-20 12:07:19

Baby Jane Rocks, I don’t think you should be making any judgments on anyone! What makes you think that Lynn is quite pleased with the pregnancy news. She was in shock at first. She figures the situation is irreversible so what is to be done now? At least they have decided to choose life. A baby is life which we cannot destroy. “What God blesses man can’t curse.” Jamie Lynn had kept the news to herself because she knew it would devastate and shock her family. She wrote a note to her mom. It is the media and we that are making issues of it. Remember, Jamie Lynn is not God and not exempted of faults and mistakes. We put stars and celebrities up on a petisol and when things don’t go right, we knock them down. A true fan is with celebrities from start to finish even though you don’t like the choices celebrities have made. Everyone deserves a second chance in life. Teens who get pregnant are not at all trash. It could happen to the best of them. One little mistake one makes, and he/she is so bad. The girl who intends to go far will likely use protection. Many times, the girl who does not expect to get pregnant doesn’t use protection. I am all for abstinence regardless of age but I am not to impose my values on others and neither should you and your fellow commenters out there. Anyone without any faults, throw the first stone! I have spoken. Let the Spears family and other celebrities handle their affairs in peace the way they see fit. Look after your own affairs!

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-20 15:24:44

Baby Jane Rocks, I don’t think you should be making any judgments on anyone!’ - why because I dont feel sorry for Jamie Lynn, please. I am entitled to my opinion just as you are to yours.
‘What makes you think that Lynn is quite pleased with the pregnancy news’ becuase its Lynn Spears? Look what happened to Britney - Lynn used Britney as the family cash cow and Britney turned herself into what she is today so she wouldn’t have to pay her families way. Jamie Lynn has replaced Britney has the family cash cow.

‘A true fan is with celebrities from start to finish even though you don’t like the choices celebrities have made.’ - your point is? I have never been a fan of Jamie Lynn.
‘Everyone deserves a second chance in life.’ Not true for every one.
‘Teens who get pregnant are not at all trash’ - they are IMO
‘I am all for abstinence regardless of age’ - I dont belive in abstinence.
‘Look after your own affairs!’ - I do which is why I was NOT a pregnant teen and why I chose education over dipers!

 
 
 
Comment by Kelly 1
2007-12-19 15:42:32

Oh Jamie Spears has his faults…but he stayed at home and tried (unsuccessfully, yes) to keep a job. Lynne was the one who abandoned her husbadn and her son to take her tow girls into New York and California. Jamie is an alcoholic, but it seems that the biggest loser is money hungry Lynne who pimped her girls out (literally in bRat’s case) of the trailer park.

 
Comment by bitch
2007-12-19 17:40:34

Yes, people make mistakes…. but people are also responsible for their actions and shouldn’t be excused as “oh well, another mistake”. Britney CONSCIOUSLY makes mistakes every day that include breaking the law and not only affecting her quality of life, but those around her, including her children. Instead of taking responsibility, she ducks court hearings, does not bother to fight for custody, and allows them to stay with their father while trolling gas stations all night. K Fed is a good dad, she’s a terrible mother. End of story.

Not everyone has the means to educate themselves or get themselves birth control or some form of contraceptive, and these girls have enough money for any means of contraceptives. Yes, you can’t prepare for everyhting, but its how you HANDLE things. Being pregnant accidently doesn’t make you trash. Pimping the story to OK magazine for a hefty paycheck and then pimping out first pics of your baby…makes you trash. Its tacky, ESPECIALLY for a 16 year old child. And if the mother had any sense, she would forbid her child to live with a boyfriend, let alone turn this pregnancy into a cash cow. Terrible mothers run in the spears family. Her mom also left her dad, and most likely got custody of the kids. Her dad stays out of the press and isn’t hamming it up on the red carpet, is he?

Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-20 11:55:19

Bitch, do you believe everything you hear? Some people will say anything about anyone to discredit the person. Leave Britney! I know she has not made all good choices but many others have not. Maybe she does not want the press all over her right now. You don’t know how one feels inside. Sometimes a break-up with a love one affects your thinking and emotions. There is no such thing as a terrible mother or father. We can say that the parenting approaches were not always good. I notice that women are the biggest women bashers.

Comment by dear parent
2007-12-20 12:39:43

“There is no such thing as a terrible mother or father.”——You fucking idiot! That sentence right there pisses me off to no fucking end!!! You try telling that sentence right there to a LITTLE FUCKING BABY (SAY A FEW MONTHS OLD) IN PICU, FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE BECAUSE HIS MOM OR DAD BEAT HIM OR SHOOK HIM! you insensitive mother fucker! Goddamn you got my blood boiling! How fucking dare you!! GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

 
Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-12-20 15:26:41

‘There is no such thing as a terrible mother or father.’ - YES THERE IS! how fucking dumb are you? Fucking Christ, EDUCATE yourself!

 
Comment by Kelly 1
2007-12-21 00:24:15

No such thing as a terrible mother or father? Have you watched the news lately? The news is full of parents who kill their children in cold blood, and those are the luckier children because they feel less pain than the ones who are beaten to a pulp and raped daily.

 
 
 
 
Comment by u dont need 2 know????????????
2007-12-19 16:59:25

jamie lynn spears must be crazy because shes only sixteen !!!!!!!!!!! if that was me my mam will kill me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by u dont need 2 know????????????
2007-12-19 17:02:26

jamie lynn spears must be crazy because shes only sixteen !!!!!!!!!!! i hope she does not die in child birth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she is 2 young!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-20 11:48:14

U dont need 2 know, I don’t think that Jamie Lynn Spears purposely got pregnant. Mind you, I don’t think it was discreet of her but she is not the only pregnant teen. There are girls who were mothers at age 12 not that I condone it. We shouldn’t be surprised that teens are sexually active. There are so many influences that kind of encourages that. We say that sex is natural, so why not do it?

Comment by Kelly 1
2007-12-21 00:25:37

She might have. That’s just it, we may not know for many years, or ever, but getting pregnant may have liberated her from her mother’s controlling ways, and liberated her from being a cash-cow.

 
 
 
Comment by daniel Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-20 05:09:04

Why the hell should you boycott the show which has already been cancelled those people are just annoying. This could send out messages to other young teens to use a condom. I am so proud of her for the fact that she has decided to keep the baby and the fact that she is britney’s sister, pregnant and britney should never be in the same sentence again. but good luck to her she aint the only 16 year old pregnant woman in the would and not its not just trailer park people who are pregnant you immature freak!

 
Comment by dear parent
2007-12-20 12:44:15

Saying that somebody get pregnant by “accident” or “mistake” is the most annyoing, and ignorant statement to make. I really hate it when people say that. They might not have “meant” for it to happen, but when you have sex, you are taking more responsibility than you ever want to think about, no matter what the outcome. Babies are not accidents. To some people they are the “I hope this doesn’t happen/but we used contraception” results of lovers who didn’t think it could happen to them (at least at that point in time). The nature of sex is to produce offspring, so calling the offspring an accident or a mistake is just ridiculous and an uneducated statement.

 
Comment by Aj
2007-12-20 21:57:44

To Donna,

Yeah, mothers can’t be at all places at once but the fact is that Lynn Spears has taken sole custody of the 2 spears girls and that make her responsible. I mean what kind of parent would allow their daughter have their boyfriend who is considered an Adult living in the same household as their “under aged” child. That is totally weird and not normal in any case, I mean if the boyfriend is living with mother spears then she needs to be watching out for this one and set some strict ground rules. It does not take a genuis to figure out that when you put a older male with a young naive girl in the same room, this is the result.

If Lynn has her own issues to work out then, why did she leave her husband so fast to milk her baby girl (Britney)? Did she not realize that single parents have more stress to deal with in life, especially trying to watch Britney at the same time drag poor little Jamie Lynn along for the ride. I mean did she think the younger spears would turn out normal compared to say if she raised the Jamie Lynn back in Kentwood. Come on the Hollywood lifestyle and spotlight always show that sex is the way to go.

Yes, I have a daughter who is 16 years old as well and I have taught her everything that will help prepare her to make the decisions in life even sex at the early age of 10, I tell her that you can’t do that sort of thing as long as you are living under my household and drilled in her head that it is a thing you do when you get married. its all about how you go about getting that idea in your child’s head.

Yeah, it been happening for centuries but we have to learn from the past and improve or prevent that from happening. i am pretty sure young mothers would learn from those mistakes and past it on to the new generation. Yes they are like the rest of us, but once you become a celebrity you have a duty to your fans to act responsible especially if you are a young star who have children looking up to you and perhaps would like to one day be like you. In this case, you really have to think twice. If they were not celebrities, no they will not be talked about in this magnitude but in any case they still would be talked about.

Look at Billy Cyrus’s daughter or Hilary Duff, did these young smart girls become pregnant, I don’t think so, perhaps their parents or parent knows how to raise a child.

 
Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2007-12-21 09:53:14

First of all I don’t think there should be any swearing or bad language online. If any of you are parents, that is one of the things you should not do, cuss. Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion. I am not saying that parents who abuse their children like shake them up, etc. are good. On the other hand people get frustrated and unfortunately the wrong people get affected. The bad parents are very rare. Most parents, at least mothers, have a special bond with their children despite what the mothers do or say. Deep down there is a love. I am all for waiting until marriage before sex. Human nature has not changed and we, at least most people, don’t seem to learn from the past. If Lynne Spears was such a bad mother, why was she not reported? The minute a mother makes a mistake, she is bad. Remember mothers are humans as well and need support. Who knows what kind of childhood Lynne had. I am not making excuses for her but I am trying to empathize. That is the Christian way to go. This is Christmas and bashing others is not the way to go. As long as the country makes commonlaw relationships acceptable and as long as there are condoms and birth control pills, teens and others will be having sexual relations. Maybe you people in America should talk to your politicians. As long as there are drugs rampant, there will be problems. As long as parents are not allowed to discipline their child the way they see fit without the interference of officials, there will be problems. Moral decadence has been rampant for years. It did not start with the Spears family and it certainly will not end there. For all said, merry Christmas everybody and happy and prosperous new year. I suggest all you people to pray for families including yourselves. Pray for patience, understanding and forgiveness.

Comment by Hey There
2007-12-22 00:40:08

You are telling people that because they have children, they are not allowed to cuss??? You really need to wake up to 2007. You are extremely close-minded. Just shut the fuck up man

 
 
Comment by Donna James Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-02 09:42:33

A happy blessed Christmas and New Year to you Hey There! You are such a rude, bold and ignorant American. I assume you are American. I am sure you are such a good role model for your children if you have any with your colourful language!

People should still be kind and polite despite the year! By the way, I am not a man.

 
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