The blond beauty and no brains, who dreams to be taken seriously one day as an actress, is now contemplating going nude for a film role.
A source said,
Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.
Naturally, however, Papa Joe Simpson is totally against the idea, (yes, I get it, no father wants to see his baby baring her holy goodies on screen) especially since he forced Jess to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.
Papa Joe said,
The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, ‘I think we’ll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.
Yes, that’s a brilliant idea! Until the day that Jess snaps and says EFF THIS and becomes a porn star for real, or worse, self-destructs as badly as Britney.
If she wants to be naked, let her be naked. Maybe then, Papa Joe, she will find her path.
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Why doesn’t her damn dad let her make her own decisions, she is old enough.
This is the girl who made fun of Hooters waitresses saying they were skanks (or something like that)because of how they dress. Nick had to remind her of the mag cover she made in her underwear. Now she wants to pose nude. Hypocrite. At least a waitress works for a living, and Jess hasn’t got the mental faculties to survive a single night of that job!
Thank God Carolina always knows the right thing to do!
I’m hoping this is a false report
They just want to cash in the chips before obscurity and gravity claim what Jessica has to offer…it sure as hell isn’t acting talent. The role would generate a lot of publicity and possibly create a wave of interest strong enough to float another album for Miss “No Lip Injections for Me”. They’re most likely going to take the role, they’re just criticizing the idea to save face. She doesn’t have much time, talent, or fans left.
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Who did she last date? What was her previous hair color? Everybody probably knows the answer to those questions.
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Now, EVERYBODY, what was the name of her last album? Only the extremely small percentage of her fans will know that one.
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I say hell, forget the movie. Nobody’s buying a ticket to that sheez to see “acting”. GIVE US 90 MINUTES OF STRAIGHT TO DVD SOLO ACTION AND PUT A BRIGHT SHINY STICKER ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE VISA??????????!!!!!!!!!
Where have you been MikeG? I missed your smart ass comments! Good to have you back.
Thanks Agent D. It’s a long story. Eventually britney’s antics got so insanely stupid, so selfish, and so grotesque, that bashing her and her idiotic fantards just wasn’t fun anymore. Her actions became so outrageous and obvious that britney has become AN ABSOLUTELY SAD, TRUTHFUL, AND UTTERLY TRAGIC PARODY OF HERSELF. She’s bashing herself better than I could ever do. Plus, SHE DOESN’T HAVE MANY FANTARDS LEFT, AND EVEN THE MOST HARDCORE FANTARDS ON BREATHE HEAVY ARE POSTING THINGS LIKE “SHE’S WRONG” AND “SHE’S A BAD PERSON”.
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Also I’ve been busy with work and all the stuff that comes with it.
So true…..and isn’t it so pathetic that no matter how long you turn away, when you look again it’s more of the same ol, same ol’, only this time she’s further down the downward spiral.
I find her soooo annoying, she cant keep her mouth shut and she divorced the only man who truly cared about her. Nick lachey deserves lots of respect… not many guys can pull up with her nagging ass
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Thanks for the compliment –no one has ever told me that before!!