With Alli, Sam and Paris Hilton in tow, Britney hit up the Scandanavian Style Party held at a house in Beverly Hills last night to celebrate her birthday.
What could our little train wreck be wishing for? A life time supply of cheetos? A baby she can keep alllll to herself? I wonder…
Better hold that polyfiber back, it’s highly flamable.
LMAO.
Looking at these pictures of Britney is funny. She really is a retarded person. Look at her expressions. I am extremely curious to know what goes on inside of her skull. Does it contain a brain at all? If so, how does it function?
So she’s turning 26 (or 27?) today.
She looks 35 and acts like she’s 10.
Britney is too wacko.
She clearly has a histrionic personality disorder, and her facial expressions are one symptom of that.
According to the DSM-IV-TR:
“Criteria fo Histrionic Personality Disorder
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, as indicated by at least five of the following:
1) Discomfort in situations in which he/she is not the center of attention
2) Inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behaviour
3) Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4) Consistantly uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5) Has an excessively impressionistic style of speech
6) Shows self dramatization and exaggerated expressions of emotion
7) Is overly suggestible
8) considers relationships to be more intimate than they are.
kelly1….ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE 100% CORRECT…..DEFINITELY……
SHE NEEDS SERIOUS HELP..
She’s so gross in every picture, her hair looks like knots and her face no make up, her outfit “horrific” c’mon if it’s ur bday at least put a lil effort!
I hate everything she wearing. Its pretty sad that at 26 she cant dress right, celebrated her bday without her family and cant afford a decent bday cake.
The cake actually looks pretty delicious to me. And she might be celebrating with her family today (which is her actual brithday) Do you always have to make everything so negative?
Don’t hold your breath on that one.
It looks like it was brought at a $1 store to me. Not holding my breath for celebrating with her family today. I would go to my family’s bday parties wether they were held on the day or not.
Some people have two parties: one for friends and one for family. Not everyone’s like you.
and some people are total screw ups. I, personally have never heard of someone holding two parties for that reason. Seems pretty dumb to me.
i usually celebrate my bday with my family and then with my friends, and i know ppl who even celebrates also with work mates, and with bf/gf.. who cares!? i mean, its not that weird.
i saw pics of her with kids on her bday. give her a break.
mon
Laura, that “not everyone is like you” excuse is so old now. You use it all the time. “So what she doesn’t care about her kids, not every one is like you.”
“So what she doesn’t bathe everyday, not everyones the same” , “Not everyone’s like you, not everyone is going to act like a normal person”. Shut up already you delusional little freak!
Laura,
Britney is at war with her family, they seem to want her back in rehab, and her mother is about to publish a book about raising her and her sister. Britney’s running scared and mad right now. Trust me…it ain’t going to happen. If her family was going to meet her in L.A. then we’d already have pics of them on the plane, in the airport and etc, and Britney isn’t going to hope on a plane to celebrate her birthday with her family since she has been unwilling to do that with several of the major holidays over the last two years.
Her family is her two sons. She spent the day with them yesterday.
Oh yes the x17 pics (funny how x17 always get pics of Brit when she has the kids - clear one at that, but they cant get decent shots of them with Kevin). Her family should include her parents (who brought her into this world, without them she would bot be here), her brother & sister, not just her sons.
Laura,
I’m so sure that infant sons even knew what a birthday was or how to celebrate a party. You are so full of it. But she DID NOT hop on a plane to see THE REST OF HER FAMILY.
no more full of it than you
She didn’t “celebrate her birthday with her family” to celebrate. The boys were there with her because it was here turn in the rotation of custody. So trying to make it sound like it was a deliberate plan is just naive. She has no family left and anyone can spread their legs and give birth to two children they largely ignore.
No need for us to make something negative when it is Britney. Britney=negative.
well said, she really messed up her life.
Thank you. I know, I cant belive how much she has fucked up in a year.
Only three candles? Well it fits as that’s the age she acts.
Hope she had fun partying with Paris Hilton, because it’s back to reality today. She’s in a world of trouble that isn’t going to end for some time to come. The court appointed monitor does not give her full report UNTIL APRIL…..so this crap is going to go on for a long time, and seeing that Brintey can’t cope with stress….we can look forward to many more public meltdowns before then. Not to mention that her career is still on a downward spiral, and somebody still has to face charges for being a selfish and reckless driver.
Buckle your seat belts everybody!
I agree Kelly 1 she is in for a loooonnnng, bumpy ride. Who know what else will happen between now and April. Just hope the children survive it all.
The monitor until April? really? Fuck, that report needs to be handed in sooner, for Brits sake more than anything else. She needs to be committed. Can you imangine all the crazy stuff that poor monitor has seen?
The monitor doesnt hand the report in until April**
Yes, originally I read that the final report won’t be given until April but now I’m seeing a January date and a December 18th date:
“The next hearing is scheduled for January 23 and the custody evaluation is scheduled to be completed and submitted to the court on April 9.
“I’m hoping that the April hearing will resolve a lot” of the custody case, Kaplan said outside court/”
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22831073-5005368,00.html
They seriously need to move this up, but the judge has given her time to clean up her act. These fans who say that Britney would have lost the kids already if she was a drug user, don’t know how slowly the system works. But if/when she loses her kids in April then she will only have herself to blame.
Even if she she cleans up her act before April, she has done so much damage already, she can’t wipe away everything that’s happened thus far. The court needs to move up the April hearing. I agree its only a matter of time until she does loses the boys, and she can only blame herself - perhaps then she’ll start acting like a grown up and get help.
I hope she is wishing that lecherous assholes (the folks here at tob) die in horrible accidents..
She looks great! I love her dress! Shes just got a few pounds left to go, but I must say, shes looking fabulous!!!
Then she should wait to wear the dress when she has lost those last few pounds because it’s about 2 sizes to small right now.
I agree with Missy. If she trying to lose weight then she should hold of wearing these types of dresses until they actually look good on here. Until then she should wear something that flatters her.
It is sad Ali and Sam can leech onto her, but they can’t throw her a party. They crashed the party in Bel-Air and Paris only showed up for the photo op and she snagged a guy on the way out.
There were what, five people, two of which she probably didn’t even know. Sad, next year Sam, Ali, if you are still around, at least throw her a party.
You say this like she’s some poor victim…. She alienated her parents, management, handlers, friends, bodyguards, siblings, assistants, family friends, etc herself. Im glad she’s around selfish people that are laughing at her antics all the way to the bank. She has been a total bitch to people that lived their lives taking care of her stupid little needs and whims, while truly caring for her best interests, and now she has nobody that really cares for her. Karma’s a bitch. Celebrate your birthday blowing candles out off of a $20 cake that is still half in the box it was purchased in with 5 people that care about the photo ops and not you at all around you….this is YOUR life you made for yourself, bitch!
Not saying she is a victim at all, saying this is what happens when she is left to her own devises. She did this to herself, I agree, calm down. It’s her screwed up life, not yours.
You say this liek you personally know her. You do not. You are basinbg your arguments on rumors and speculation. Ridiculous.
No Sweetheart, you are the one acting like you know her. Everything she does wrong is right before our eyes to see, she doesn’t try to hide it. Also, no one is making up that greasy weave and herpe lip. Come to the light, Laura, open your delusional eyes.
Laura, it’s obvious Britney’s a drug addict and some mental issues. If it looks like a duck, quakes likes a duck…. it’s an elephant? Seriously, get real!
Laura, it’s obvious Britney’s a drug addict and some mental issues. If it looks like a duck, quacks likes a duck…. it’s an elephant? Seriously, get real!
You aren’t with her on a day to day basis. It’s pretty fucked up for you to sit on your ass at home and assume you know who she’s at odds with and who she’s getting along with. The only thing you have to go on is tabloid bullshit. You’ve just solidified your position as an ignorant dumbass bitch.
You just solidified you position as an enabling ignorant asshole. Who uses big word to try to sound smart.
I used a big word? My gosh I tried to dumb it down for the people that comment here. Was it “solidified”? If that’s a big word to you, I feel sorry for you.
oh, yes, you supporter of a selfish, lazy, slob you are just way too smart for me. I said you are “trying to sound smart by using big words”, I actually think you’re a retard but that’s beside the point.
We see Britney in the tabloids on a daily basis because Britney tells them where she is, and struts half naked before them on a daily basis.
Again you do not know that…speculation. I KNOW FOR A FACT that there are papas parked outside her house. Why would they be their if she calls them to tell them where they are.
You are correct, the paps DO camp outside her house. When she goes out however she tends to call them 0 i remeber watching a pap vid of her ages ago, and as she was getting out of her car a pap ran over to her shouting “I brought your coffee for you Britney”. How did he know she wanted coffee? He also had brought a coffee for her sister Jamie Lynne, thoughtful, huh? I firmly belive that she calls the paps to so they know excatly were she is going & what she is doing.
Laura,
IT IS NOT SPECUALTION THAT BRITNEY GOES ON COFEE RUNS AND SHOPPING SPREES AND CLUB HOPPING SPREES AND THE DRIVING AROUND FOR NO APPARENT REASON SPREES.
Honestly, if all you are going to do IS LIE ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE ALREADY AGREES UPON, EVEN HER FANS, THEN WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH?
touchy touchy…. doesn’t take much for you to snap, does it? Wonder what the DSM would say about that.
Denial is a defense mechanism that everyone uses….it’s when the defense mechanisms are relayed on so much so that the person loses touch with reality that there is a problem. There is no danger for me because most of the world agrees with me, and there is no danger for you because you fans come here to lie in defense of your idol which is pathetic but not sufficent enough to be a disorder, especially since most of you have written similar things on the fan pages and you are in agreement with the rest of the world that Britney is in serious trouble….however, that leaves Britney herself who lives in a world all her own and who is completly in denial that bad press is not good press….and all these little things she does to keep her name in the paper are destroying her life. Yur defens of her is without merit, is juvenile in nature, and will not save her from herself.
ssssshhhhhhh…… keep lying to yourself sweetie. Work that defense mechanism.
She’s a multi-millionaire and she can’t afford a decent weave? Doesn’t Britney have a mirror?! Come on, Britney, it was your birthday, you could have treated yourself to a day at the salon…
I don’t think it’s that she can’t afford it. I think it’s just that she has abused her hair so much that she is too bald for any weave to be put in correctly. She doesn’t have enough hair left to hide it anymore.
Well, I’d suggest a wig, but we all know what her taste in wigs is like. She goes for the cheapest, nastiest, most nylon thing she can find… *shudder*
That Sam guys looks likes a dirty street pervert. I wonder if he is her drug pharmacist. Poor little rich girl, i suggest she take a bath and move out of the country for good.
Oh Britney.
Ok..im a fan and all..but really?… this? The cake for one looks like its been- oh forget the cake…what are they serving it on? like- cant u guys have put it on something a bit more appealing? Im starting to loose all hope … hope ur 26th wont be ANYTHING like ur 25th.
Go do some promoting. Your videos, ur new album, go on late night shows…do somethinnnnnnnng right. Jeez woman!
Until she hits rock bottom, well and truly hits it, there is no hope for her. She’ll just keep going & going on this way. i don’t think she do ANY promotion for the album or her singles and she is just not ready to go on TV (unless you want a repeat of what she dis on MTV & her “interview” with Ryan Seacrest)
Its her party she can do what she wants to. How does a cake say anything about ones mental state? The three of them went to aparty to celebrate her birthday. Why is this so abnormal to you people? If she had a huge blow out party with a gigantic cake she would be ok?
because people like them want to make something sooo innocent into something beyond belief. its quite sad , it shows her mental state is ok and they are not if thats all they can do is tear someone apart. they need to find true happiness and learn to let other people live their lives!!! thats a suggestion to you guys no offense but your putting to much effort into something thats embarrassing to yourselves. i will never ever let my kids treat other people this way.
Well for one thing the cake says thaty her friends aren’t as classy or thoughtful as she might hope we would think. My first job was at a cheap fastfood restaraunt. When people held parties we took that cake out of the box and put it on the plate. The fact that Ali and Sam didn’t have enough brains to ask the waiters at this more exclusive and expensive restaraunt, where all they had to do is snap their fingers and it would be done, says a lot about them and the kinds of people Britney hangs out with. It’s cheap just like everything else about Britney.
Though I don’t know why people should focus on the cake, when the lip and the hair weave are enough to prove how trashy she is……
other than the fact that with that permanent scar above her lip she needs to be careful not to allow the chocolate to accumulate there and give her a dirty sanchez.
Its better than the twinky cake served at your parties.
Laura,
I’m not sure what a twinkie cake is? Why don’t you tell us since you know so much about them?
26 and washed up/ burnt out/ passing for 45 years old. I never liked her, but I never thought it would turn out this bad, so quickly too.
seriously… a 45 year old former pop star.
geeze people its her birthday cant you leave her alone for one day?? whats funny is that she looks like shes having a great time but u guys are obviously not since all you do is complain and make fun of people…good for u britney!!
AH, another day another bad fashion choice, greasy weave, mouth gaping open party for Unfitney. I never tire of this.
You’re right! I mean she must’ve been stood with her mouth “gaping” open like that all night. Personally i try communicating without opening my mouth, i find it so much more classy and then i can’t get snapped at a bad moment. Britney should try it!
Has anyone really looked at the close up of her breasts in these pics? She has literally burned her skin with tanning to the point that her skin is wrinkled and freckled like a 50 year old woman. Why does she wear these dresses that showcase her tortured skin? OH MY GOD, I am really beginning to get un-nerved by her total lack of knowledge as to how she looks.
DEAR CAROLINA,
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKY YOU U STUPID BITCH!QUIT EXPLOITING BRITNEY YOU STUPID BITCH.LEAVE HER ALONE.UR THE LOSER NOT BRITNEY
Why do you type in all caps? Do you think it makes you seem more important or something? And why do you call Carolina “dear” and then show your lack of intellect by cursing and being totally unable to type or spell? Oh, that’s right, it’s because you’re a Britney Spears fan!
Why do you type in all caps? Does it make you feel important or something? And why do you call Carolina “dear” when you then go on to curse her? Can you actually type or spell? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? What are you on about, anyway? Oh, yeah, that’s right, you’re a Britney fan, they’re apparently all deluded, brainwashed, and stupid, and if they’re not, they sure aren’t doing themselves any favors with posts like this!
Carolina is “exploiting” Brit? What a load of rubbish, Brit exploits herself on a daily basis.
Is Britney feeling lonely?It’s said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named Searching Millionaire dot com. Many men winked at her there.
She looks pretty in the pics, except for her hair. She kinda looks happy for once too. I hope she had a great birthday, it looks like she did. I just don’t understand the pic with 10 hands in it. Who’s hands are they, and why do they look like they are all reaching for her? Creepy. I would have freaked out if that were me.
I will say one more thing though, I don’t like her clothes. Is she totally stuck in the late 90’s or what? The furry jacket, the chocker, just screaming 1998, not cute. And why doesn’t she buy something that fits, instead of pulling it down all night? But, her face looks pretty, and she looks happy, which is great to see, even though I am no fan, or ever will be.
Only someone with an open mind can read all these comments and realise how incridibly bitchy and pathetic whoever posts them sounds. I mean the things people are picking at, and are still picking at after months have past, and even years! Yes she doesn’t look as hot as she did, but she’s 26, if she wanted to look as hot as she once did she could. How many people on this site can say that for even one second of their lives they have looked as hot or hotter than Britney in videos like “slave 4 u” and “toxic”. Britney could be smoking again if she WANTED to, her muscles have the memory of her work outs so will quickly adapt and lose fat, she has better things to concentrate on. Who knows what she does at home when she doesn’t have the kids? She could be talking to her lawyers, she could be talking to her mom/sister/brother. She could be watching tv, watching a movie, on the internet! What i’m trying to say is apart from running a red light a couple of times recently (yes it’s dumb of her not excusing it but the paps did too just to show how bad she has it with them) and not have perfect hair she hasn’t been up to much and done much in a negative way. I can’t believe all of this hate could stem from her celebrating her birthday! She can live her life how she wants, it’s not up to you lot to decide what is acceptable of her and what is not. You obviously have your own problems mentaly (not saying britney dont) if you find it “entertaining” or get enjoyment from watching this girl fall so far so fast, because all i here, even from ppl who used to really hate her, is ppl saying they hope she can get back on track and be happy. Now attack me, be as vile as you want, try hurt me for speaking in support of Britney.
Adam, you should see what they write about on her fan sites. They say these exact things, and then some. No, Britney isn’t perfect but people like you try to pretend that she is more perfect than everyopne else, and that’s retarded.
We’re getting enjoyment of her falling because it’s fun to rub it in your face that she was always a talentless whore in the first place, and was completly undeserving of her worship, and that all your lies couldn’t save her from being the mentally ill, selfish, uneducated white trash tramp that you know she is.
But i DON’T “know” or think she is any of those things. Try justifying your enjoyment of her downfall but you pretty much said it yourself that you used to be jelous, and now you’re just happy that finally you’ve not got much except money to be jelous about. I don’t think anybody is more “perfect” than anyone either, what a dumb thing to say. I don’t talk about her mental health because i don’t know it, and it is ignorant of ANYONE to act like their way is the truth without any real expert analysis. She doesn’t have sex for money so she isn’t a whore. She probably is educated, but tell me who needs education when your job doesn’t need any? And there’s no evidence except interpretations of her pictures that prove she’s selfish. She isn’t doing anything wrong in these pictures is she? She doesn’t have great hair? Oh no you’re right, i shouldn’t support somebody with bad hair extensions!
Adam if you have to put words in people’s mouths then you should just shut the fuck up. I have never been jealous of Britney and indeed there is ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS OF. SHE IS NOTHING BUT A SLOB AND A WHORE. BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HER THEN BY ALL MEANS. GO AHEAD AND BE A FAT SLOB.
You don’t know about mental illness because you have never bothered to research or to listen to the people who do knbow about this when they talk, and you would much rather lable her behaviour as “typical of hollywood” than use the common sense that god gave you and admit that she has crapped on every aspect of her life. If you think what she has done to herself is worthy of envy then why don’t you copy her right now? Go ahead, fly out to L.A. the papz aren’t that hard to find. Flash your privates to them as Briteny walks by. You’re face will be in all the papers tomorrow. No?! WTF not ? You think everyone wants to be like her then why don’t you? The truth is you don’t want to be like her anymore than anyone else and the only reason why you are spewing your crap is because you can’t stan dthe fact that I am right about her.
Educated? The girl dropped out of high school, you have more brain power than her but you choosae not to use it when you come here and that’s just pathetic that you waste so much time defending someone that you know is in deep trouble. If she had education then she would have more to say in her music than “STARE AT MY TITS YA’LL!”
Her job does demend education. And that’s why she is only a lolita and madonna wannabe while other artists have made huge contributions to society, politics and human rights. If she had eduation then she could write her own songs, play her own instrument and have a real message to get across rather than the “poor me I’m a victim of papz” wrap that even her fans are tired of hearing.
She has done many things wrong in her pcitures and it’s goes along with what’s wrong in Hollywood and how corrupt the L.A. od is that they don’;t arrest celbes but they have no problems beating the crap out of black people. She has a criminal history now, and that will affect how they treat her from here on out.
She is selfish, and her fans agree with me, it’s sad that you are going to defend that. Selfishness by itself is not a bad thing, but when you decide to be a mother you need to puyt the children first, and just the fact that she is refusing to cooperate with the judge to get her children back is prrof enough of her selfishness and immaturity….and most Britney fans wish that she had cooperated with the drug tests because if she had and was truly clean than this might have bee over weeks ago.
Yes she has bad hair extensions but that is the least of her problems…it does however, say something about fans liek you who talk bad about her hair on fan sites and then come here and pretend that she is the sexiest woman that ever lived.
Honey, why are you fighting with me? It’s not that hard to brush your hair and put on clean clothing, it’s not that hard to get a college education when you have money and college is even fun, and if Britney would only do these things then her career would sky rocket and that’s what you want from her, right?
Or do you just love your idols to be ignorant, dirty and diseased white trash?
What a shame. How long did it take you to right that, because if it’s a reply to me, i didnt read more than 2 sentences so the other millions could say you love her i’ll just never know :( Waste of your time.
Damn that was a very well-lit and educated reply. It is too bad Adam didnt have the attention span or the brains to even try to read it because he might have learned something.
Adam, kelly is nothing but an attention seeking whore, cashing in on Brit Brit’s train wreck. Ignore her. She’s nothing.
Wow, some of you really fancy yourselves as psychiatrists for a gossip blog. Nothing else better to do? Sad.
I love when people comment on the commenters like they are better then everyone else. You’re here too. Sad.
Seeing as we’re all pseudo psychiatrists according to Jay, for the record, I see all your babbling as a cry for attention, masked by an need to educate people on the issue of mental health. All the symptoms you label Britney and her fans with can most likely be applied to your constant need to be heard and to voice your opinion. No one here is disputing the value of education regarding mental health issues. But you make quite a few generalizations, which indicates to me, that you have very little knowledge on the actual workings of mental health issues, diagnostic criteria as per the DSM, and the trajectory of mental illness. Bring on the rebuttal.
hey man, I was just making a comment. But hey, I agree with you. This Kelly 1 chick spews a lot of crap. And has some pretty obnoxious followers. I guess some don’t have much to do.
Yeah…that’s what you guys said a year ago when I said that Britney would never survive 2007….now look at her barely hanging on by a thread…even I couldn’t have predicted that she would sink that low. Do you really want to go there that 2008 won’t be the same way?
Use your brain not your dick.
“Yeah…that’s what you guys said a year ago when I said that Britney would never survive 2007″
uh, last I checked Brit Brit was still here. So you’re wrong. Again.
Anyone else sense a theme here?
Still here? Her album is flopping and she is so desperate for fame that we have what…50 shots of her vagina on the public streets….yeah continue to think she’s on top of the world while she pukes on her image daily. That makes you look so smart, sure.
Yes I am smart, idiot. Britney is still alive. How shallow of you to think that measuring someones worth, or someones life, is by album sales. What are you, US magazine? Get a clue, bitch. Whatever, I’m done with your attention whore seeking ways. Good luck, maybe you’ll find a better new year.
Yes, it’s P.C. for people to know the signs of a heart attack and how to call 911, we are trained in CPR and the heimlich meneuver….but Americans often refuse to acknowledge what other countries before us have acknowledged: that mental health is paired with medical health and that obvious signs of major mental disorders can be often be spotted by the pub