Britney Spears “Blackout” Drops 72% And Claims 7th Spot on Billboard

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…with a pathetic 82,394 copies sold in the second week. I knew for so long that the album would tank big time. I have my doubts that it will even reach Gold status (500,000 copies sold) in the United States.

Oh, how times have changed!

To give you an idea oh how bad it tanked, consider this. The Eagles album, which opened at #1 with over 700k copies sold, dropped down to #4 selling about the same as Britney sold last week at #2. If Britney’s album would have been released this week, it would have come in #5, so I’m sure the release date was changed in order to secure her a top spot while nobody big was releasing anything else.

Anyway, I don’t think she deserves success…..primarily because she clearly doesn’t want it nor could she give two shits about it. That UNICEF thing - LOL….I wonder how much of that was her idea and how much of that was part of “their” everyday extortion techniques with the girl in order to get a name for themselves.

On one hand you have Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi giving away Britney’s locations to the papz for an exchange of the profits while on the other hand you have the very same paparazzi who follow up on those locations almost killing eachother out there on chases, while putting everyone’s lives in the vincinity in danger.

EVERYONE IS AN ENABLER, Britney included. Dirty, dirty, dirty…


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Comment by Steven
2007-11-14 20:09:40

Go Fuck urself Carolina! U wish u’ll be able to sale 84,000 if u ever come out with an album. Britney already sold one million world wide!! So put a suck on it and go fuck urself lol.

Ur just hating cause u have to waist ur time on this pathetic website that pays u misery and Britney makes over 700,000 a month, something it will take u over a dacade to earn!!

Take urself and ur lil faggot friend Ruben to Brazil where all kind of STDs comes from and ROTE AND DIE!!!!!

PUTA!!

ITS BRITNEY BITCH!!!

 
Comment by jaycee
2007-11-17 10:31:57

yer like u would not like to seel 840000 in ur second week on the billboard chart i am sorry but u muhc to jel of brtiney cause everyone talkin bout her an bot u

BRITNEY RULES BLACKOUT IS DOING AMAZING IN THE UK

 
Comment by Anonymous
2007-12-04 09:40:55

Umm,can all of you crazy bitches relax,all carolina is doing is telling you that for Britney Spears,once the greates pop sensation in the WORLD,84000 albums in week 2 is pretty sad,it really sucks,BIG TIME,so you can all go,buy like 100 albums each,and then maybe,just maybe her album sales will be respectable,other than that,Britney is just a dumb hoe who didnt know how to control herself,and now she has no success whatsoever,im with you CAROLINA!!!! FUCK THE REST!! BRITNEY BLOWS!

 
 
Comment by My Friend Jill
2007-11-13 19:05:05

I know you just LOVE anything negetive dont you? You probably live anxiously awaiting the day you can joyfully proclaim she offed herself or killed her kids or something.
How many artists dont even make it to the top 10?
Show your maturity and move on.

Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:24:13

No one wants her to offed herself or kill her children. That is most everyones biggest fear. It’s that reason we wish the commish would do something NOW. Now to protect her children from any harm she may cause. She is in an unpredictable state right now, you know this as well as everyone else or you would not have made that statement. Would you rather she be able to see her children and do harm to them? Don’t enable her anymore. Make her become accountable for herself and her children.

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-11-14 02:31:58

I agree with Missy, no one wnats her or her children to get hurt.

 
Comment by carrie
2007-11-14 08:02:59

Missy, you are 100% correct….No one wants to see Britney end up with everything falling apart and she self medicates and ends up killing her self or her children. Everyone knows she is going through a hard time right now, but at the same time, these are her decisions and she is CHOOSING to make really bad decision. The commish needs to lay the hammer down and send her tough tough love……she needs to get it together before she harms herself or the children. I am sad to say that Britney will NEVER be the same Britney after all is said is done. I feel she has done irreparable damage to herself and her career. I just hope she can get it together for the children and I hope she one day finds the happiness she is looking for.

 
 
Comment by Bitch
2007-11-14 04:14:08

Why dont you go bitch at 99% of all the other celeb gossip sites that also post negative things toward Britney. And the news as well, and entertainment shows and magazines…wait…EVERYONE says negative shit about Britney. Because she can’t do anything right and doesn’t deserve to be supported or have people buy her cd because of how poorly she treats others.

Comment by Xtina
2007-12-08 18:07:05

I love how you speak like you know who she is, like you know who she really is, and not what the stalkerazzi makes her out to be, stupid bitch.

 
 
 
Comment by Gi
2007-11-13 19:10:54

No idea why there is a need to complain about her # of albums sold, Carolina. It sold well enough to chart at #2 its first week, which is really what counts.

If there’s anyone to complain about, it’s Jive . They know Brit is FUCKED UP BIG TIME, yet they went ahead and released the album anyway, knowing she wasn’t in good enough shape to promote it properly.If they don’t get the number they were hoping for, it’s their own fault.

No matter, though. They are going to profit from Brit’s pain and controversy no matter what.

Comment by ShortiRox
2007-11-14 05:35:20

Yes, it’s never Britney’s fault. It’s the record label’s fault that she is fucked up and damn them for trying to make a profit off of someone they invested in DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!! *dripping the sarcasm.
This girl has been given so many chances, it’s obvious even reading this site that people root for who they percieve as the underdog (and for some reason that’s how it seems some percieve poor poor Britney). She could have cleaned her self (act) up and you know what? The American public it seems it pretty forgiving when it comes to this stuff . . . so many others have done wrong and gone on to even more success. Instead of taking advantage of ALL that she was given for showing up, breathing into a microphone, shaking her ass, and lip syncing she pissed it all away and she even does so to her family including her children.

Comment by carrie
2007-11-14 08:26:54

Shortirox….OMG……..you said it best…..EVERYONE ALWAYS BLAMES BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY……….

SERIOUSLY, she was given chance after chance after chance after chance after chance. Jive is making a business decision. They invested a lot in her and they SHOULD make money off her. They are a business. They could talk crap if they want to but they have maintained that they will stand behind their star……So lets keep it real….Britney is just fucking up all by herself. Her own mother knows this….her children are aware that ’something aint right’…..
Oh GI…. is it the (sarcasm)
1. judges fault for being so hard on her.
2. is it Kevins fault for being a man…and a lot of women get with losers who use them…..
3. is it the paparrazi’s fault for profiting off her pictures……..when lets see now……she is constantly driving everyhwere they are.
4. childhood stardom….hmmm seems that justin turned out okay…….seems that lots of them came out okay…..
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i guess we can blame everyone……..how about BRITNEY???? could it be that she wants to do her own thing and not care about her kids and family or her career, the law, or herself for that matter??? no excuses………she has to comply with the law and do what she needs to do. people need to stop enabling her………she will have to do this on her own………like RESPONSIBLE ADULTS DO……….

 
 
 
Comment by yaya
2007-11-13 19:11:09

Aren’t you being an enabler by posting news about her? wether they are positive or negative, you are still giving her attention. If you don’t like her, why do you bother? I like this website, but when you post about Britney it;s almost like you were bitter. Who cares what she does with her life??? her career is over obviously, so forget about it. MOVE ON.

Comment by Mikel
2007-12-08 17:59:38

Exactly, their the 1’s who are tired and washed up, they do not get that they give her the life she gets, they are who keep her arounda long with her fans. They are pathetic, talking about her, I guess by them talking about her it makes them feel better that they will never be as financially stable as a ‘crazy bitch’ lol.

 
 
Comment by Gi
2007-11-13 19:15:05

Carolina, why the need to complaing about #’s?? it did well enough to be #2 the first week, and that’s what counts.

If you want to complain about someone, it should be JIVE. They know full well that Brit is TOTALLY FUCKED UP BIG TIME, yet they released the album. They knew she was in no condition to promote it properly, so they deserve whatever they get.

No matter, though. Jive will still profit off of Brit’s pain.

Fucked up business, this is….

 
Comment by Miike
2007-11-13 19:17:55

Until she stops releasing albums her career will nver be over moron

Comment by KC Jen
2007-11-14 05:57:11

Um, she needs to promote and tour to support the albums she releases, otherwise, she’s just a talentless waste of a recording contract….

Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 19:49:22

Ummm….considering she did none of what you mentioned above and still managed to sell records means that she should be worshiped by Jive.

Comment by Angelina
2007-12-08 18:02:42

That’s what these small minded fools dont realize. The girl did not promote ‘blackout’, not at all, and it is still selling well on the global scale, and the digital music scale. Number 1 on Itunes since it was released, largest first week sales for a digital album released by a female artist in the history of soundscan.

 
 
 
Comment by me
2007-11-14 19:58:51

Guess what, to release albums you need a record deal, a label. Do you think Jive would want to keep her any longer after she keeps blowing them off like that? She is refusing to do any promotion for this album and she totally has this f-you attitude. I think with this album she has fulfilled the contract she had with Jive of 5 studio albums (remixes and GH don’t count). Just you wait, they’re going to drop her like a hot potato because they’re not receiving that much from her album sales anymore. Think about it, she could have sold A LOT more if she had done all the promotion she has for the previous album. (Press releases, magazines and radio interviews, show appearances -late night, TRL, etc. where she can perform her singles- release parties…) I mean, maybe she can’t travel overseas to promote due to the ongoing custody battle, but she could be organized and have a schedule of national appearances and stuff. She used to be all over the place when a new album was released, now she’s all over the tabloids… that’s not promotion! And if Jive drops her, with everything they have put up with her, I don’t think there will be a respectable label out there that would want to work with her. She has no manager (and can’t keep one), no stylist or beauty professional (don’t think she wants one), no personal trainer, no serious assistant… totally imposible to work with.

Comment by Angelina
2007-12-08 18:05:42

‘I dont think there will be a respectable label out there that would want to work with her’. LMAO, are you seriuos? She’s BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS, If Jive dared make such a foolish move(she hasnt been on tour in years her next tour will be a FINANCIAL smash) she would be hawked by labels.

 
 
 
Comment by Sam
2007-11-13 19:18:36

Sweety, YOU are the enabler. I know many people who think you are one big piece of shit, Carolina. You are worse than Ruben. I am sick to my stomach that I actually visited this website today.

Some people would die for an album to chart on Billboard. This isn’t 1999 anymore. With the 0 promotion on her album she actually did pretty good IMO.

People are out to get YOU.

Comment by ytityeityi
2007-11-14 03:17:06

LMAO.

People more crazy than Britney….

Why are you so obssessed with your idiotic idol?

Don’t touch your keyboard anymore, you wacko.

 
 
Comment by Sue
2007-11-13 19:19:22

At least she is in the top 10. Would hate to see what she does if she was number 11.

 
Comment by Glenn
2007-11-13 19:41:21

Now the Brits finally realize…FINALLY that this tarts album is tanked. Last week they were all saying her album would be the bomb when the new single came out. There is NO new single. They relied on the bullshit belief that http://www.breatheheavy.com puts out (which by the way is NEVER half on during the day) and that guys lies are coming true as well. What is going to happen when all the lies of Brit comes out and her dumb ass fans cannot have anything else to say about it…other than “well its a top 10″. Lets move onward now. Brit is done and her album is tanked. She is nothing else now but a has been.

Comment by Laura
2007-11-13 21:49:34

Actually the single comes out Nov 26 and is getting a great response on many radio stations which have started playing it early. As far as the album tanking I think it’s too early to tell. Its only been out for two weeks and the release of other singles from the album can definitley build interest. This has happened to many artists in the past. By the way, most artists would oly dream to sell as many records as she did with the negative publicity and lack of promotion.

Comment by Holly
2007-11-13 21:58:32

Yeah Jive has already released the new name…it’s Break the Ice.

Comment by badit22
2007-11-14 19:17:06

actually the single is going to be piece of me. jive made that official. and as for the other commenters; you look immature by resorting to name calling for people’s opinions. thats sad..if somone likes britney or feels sorry for her they mus be a “fantard”. whatever grow up children!!!!

 
 
Comment by Glenn
2007-11-14 07:01:05

Call me when you get back to Planet Earth. According to EVERY radio play expert, Brit’s “2nd single” won’t be any type of hit at all. And, spin it all you want (as you stupid Brit fans try to do) but the album Tanked. A fall of 72% after one week is considered a failed album. It will be long gone next week and (you actually think) Jive will spend any amount of time or money to promote a tanked album when she won’t bother to help out at all? Singles don’t make money in the industry. A few copies here and there doesn’t make a hit single. It is only a tiny little promo of what’s left with this dud on arrival album.

Comment by jkhytittyiryt
2007-11-14 15:48:39

The bottom line is….dear fantards…. that Britney Spears is extremely crazy and sick.

Most people do not want to purchase the albumof such a crazy and ill person………

 
Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 20:01:40

You should do your research about Piece of Me before making any comments. Check the website of hufge radio statiosn across the country…like Z100 and you will see its in high rotation.

 
 
 
 
Comment by jane doe
2007-11-13 19:56:24

I think it’s just pretty funny how Jive’s little tactic of moving Blackout’s release date up so she would not have heavy competition BACKFIRED BIG TIME!

They did not see this sudden change on the charts coming at all. Poor lil trainwreck, they just unknowingly threw her against the lions
(or should I say the Eagles).

Nothing seems to be going right for her, first the disaster at the VMAs, now this…
(quite a nice way of celebrating your one year divorce aniversary BTW) Oh well, you reap what you sow.
if they had not changed the orginal release date she would of had the #1…..KARMA’S A BITCH!!

but payback is sweeter!

Comment by Anon
2007-11-13 21:54:48

The original date was Nov 13, the same date as Alicia Keys’ new album drops. I love Britney but in her current state she would never have outsold Alicia Keys.

Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:40:12

Alicia and Celion are the reasons they bump up the release date to October. They knew it would have never even made the top 10 if they released it on it’s first release date they set.

Comment by badit22
2007-11-14 19:18:52

go to perez hilton’s website and youll find that celine is slated to only sell 250,000 which is less than brtneys album. so her competition would have been alicia which alicia would have been first.

 
Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 20:02:46

It would definitley have made the top ten.

 
 
 
 
Comment by jane doe
2007-11-13 19:57:59

her record for back to back #1 albums is OVER !

 
Comment by LMAO !!
2007-11-13 20:11:59

for britney’s standards you bet this is a FLOP, A BIG MAJOR FLOP.

and all you fans are enablers as well, keep buying copy after copy, keep demanding more from her, keep demanding new videos.

FOR HER TO GET BETTER EVERYONE NEEDS TO IGNORE HER FAT ASS SO SHE WILL BE FORCED TO GET HELP.

god you fans are retarded. *shakes head*

Comment by Laura
2007-11-13 21:50:46

I am going buy another copy this week. I love this album.

Comment by Baby Jane Rocks
2007-11-14 02:27:45

Why do you need more than one?! What is it with people like you? you have the album, fine , great, whatever. You like it, that cool. But to waste money and buy something you already have? Unless the 1st one you brought is damaged, I really dont see why anyone (not just Britney fans, but music fans in genral) buys more than one copy of the same album.

 
Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:30:24

If you have a copy and love it, why are you buying another? Are you hoping one copy might sound better than the next? That is the dumbest statement I have ever heard. Because you love it and have one already is no reason to go buy another.

Comment by ShortiRox
2007-11-14 05:40:47

She’s just feeding the crazy train. Go ahead sweetheart, supply more money to this unfit mother so she can keep up her laughable lifestyle, thus giving me entertainment while I am at work and on my down time. But, when the shit really hits the fan and something happens to the kids because of her irresponsibility you’ll be one the first ones here defending her I’m sure. . .

Comment by carrie
2007-11-14 09:02:01

that is why i did not buy this album. I am not going to be part of the enabling process. okay now they are talking about she is supposed to be making a video for “piece of me”…….I am sure per her contracts with Jive, she is forced to do so. She is not feeling all of that. her head is not in the right place. she is not even focused on her children……her own attorney said “she is a popstar, how do you expect her to answer the phone at 7 or 8 in the morning”…. seriously…….and this is supposed to be the spokeswoman….I can see how they conversate….
Britney: “Hello”
Attorney: “They said you aren’t answering the phone for the drug facility, Kevin is taking you back to court”
Britney: “What??? OMG that is too early…fuck this shit….i have already taken drug tests……geez how many do they need??…..ummm I gotta go……tell them whatever man……..”
Attorney: “But Britney, you have to take the tests”
Britney: “Whatever, i am SO not using drugs….i need to get ready…….bye”
(hang up)
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It’s like she avoids everything. I don’t care if the judge wants you to take 10 tests a day…….if they order you, PER THE COURT, you have to comply…….

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Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 19:50:48

Its just fun pissing off you haters.LOL.

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Comment by Exyank
2007-11-13 20:15:08

It’s what I figured would happen. The remaining hardcore fans rushed out and bought it (multiple copies, from many reports) and now it’s going to drop like a stone into oblivion.

Let’s see if she managed to come out with another album in five years or so, and see how that goes…

 
Comment by Eric
2007-11-13 20:16:55

HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS STUFF!?!!! CAROLINA-YOU ARE SAYING THIS STUFF IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE LIKE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS 100% TRUE.I’M NOT SAYING THAT ITS NOT.I DON’T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.BUT CAN U EXPLAIN HOW YOU KNOW THESE THINGS.US FANS DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

Comment by ShortiRox
2007-11-14 05:42:26

OMG, this is the picture of a true Britney fan. Step away from the key board . . .wow.

 
Comment by jkhytittyiryt
2007-11-14 16:02:58

The truth is that Britney is crazy and she shaved her head once.

Look at the pics for evidence.

K, fantard? Do you understand these words that you are reading now? Or are you too wacko like Britney?

 
 
Comment by Eric
2007-11-13 20:22:39

It gets harder and harder for me to live in denial about britney.it is so hard for me to admit that this is the real britney and that she will never be the britney from a little over a year ago ever again.its so sad.

Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:36:01

That’s it, she is not the same Britney of the past, I would say you would have to go back as much as 5 years. Yes, she was once a strong, attractive, determined woman. Sadly, that woman no longer is with us. I have never been a fan so to speak, but if I heard one of her songs, I enjoyed it, honestly I never purchased any of her CD’s. She did rock at one time. It is a shame to see a talent fade so quickly for whatever reason. If you are a true fan don’t give up on her, but please don’t support her foolish actions. Who knows, she may come back with a vengance.

 
Comment by ShortiRox
2007-11-14 05:44:49

I hate to burst your bubble, but the Britney you saw in the past was clever marketing and submission on her part. Left to her own devices, she is a complete lunatic, unstylish, untalented, and trashy . . .and oh so much more. She fired all the people that frantically chased after her hiding the trash that she truly is.

Comment by Dontclaimtobeperfect
2007-11-14 09:10:52

There’s no bubble to burst here when it comes to her. Every celebrity has PR to handle most every aspect of their lives. Yesterday compared to today is a fine example of what happens to a career when you try to wing it on your own. I don’t care who you are, a celebrity needs a PR person to put positive spins on the negative. All celebrities are marketed.

Comment by ShortiRox
2007-11-14 09:30:16

See, you missed the point. Yes, other celebs have PR. What I was addressing is the fact that this person above can’t believe that Britney turned out this way and she has. What I’m saying is she has always been this person, sloppy, dirty, nasty, ignorant, unstylish, selfish ect. ect.
Not all celebs are this nasty and talentless with the viel dropped. Honestly, if Alicia Keys didn’t have PR do you think she would be anything like Britney?? Come now . . . let’s be real, of course not! Because even without PR she is probably a decent at least cleanly person and even if she were a little crazy it would never reach this level.

Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 19:54:00

yEah..Alicia Keys also hasn’t gone through the stuff Britney went through. People lives are not uniform.

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Comment by shortirox
2007-11-14 19:57:39

Point is, Britney’s crazy antics has caused all the stuff she went through. Lest you forget, she is the one who decided to get involved with a guy who had a pregnant girlfriend ect. ect. . . .Karma. Point is, others are normal compared to her, PR or not.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Comment by nik
2007-11-13 20:47:01

This week, Britney Spears set a new record with her critically-acclaimed album, ‘Blackout’ entering at #1 on the European Albums Chart and #1 On the U.S Digital Albums chart, making her the highest selling digital female artist in a first week of sales! Watch out for her second big single ‘Piece Of Me’ coming to radio November 26! Britney Spears’ ‘Blackout’ is smashing charts across the globe with a big debut at #2 this week on the U.S. albums chart, making Spears “the only woman whose first five studio albums have debuted in the top two slots on the chart,” according to Billboard magazine.

Britney Spears also sold more digital albums than any female artist ever in a first week of release and ‘Blackout’ has remained in the #1 position on the iTunes Store Digital Albums chart every day since its release.

Additionally, the album has been well received internationally: ‘Blackout’ debuts at #1 on European Top 100 Albums chart, as well as Canada and Ireland; #2 in the UK, France and Japan. The album also entered the Top 10 in Switzerland, Korea, Greece, Austria, Italy, Denmark, New Zealand, Belgium and Germany.

In Australia, the album debuted at #3 on the ARIA chart, her highest debut since 2000’s ‘Oops!…I Did It Again’.

Listen out for her second single ‘Piece Of Me’ produced by the Swedish duo Bloodshy & Avant, (the hit-makers behind Spears’ previous Grammy-winning smash hit, ‘Toxic’) when it hits Australian airwaves on November 26.

Comment by Exyank
2007-11-13 20:58:29

*yawn* Look, cut and pasted advertising hyperbole. How exciting. And your point is?

Comment by nik
2007-11-13 21:21:27

THIS BITCH SHOULD ALSO POST POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT SPEARS NEW CD BLACKOUT!!!!!!! CAROLINA YOU MAKE ME SICK U DIRRTY BITCH!!!!!!
AND THATS MY POINT EXYANK SO U GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT COW! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Exyank
2007-11-13 22:26:03

Your caps lock key is stuck. And it appears some of the keys aren’t working at all or they’re sticking. Just thought I’d mention it.

 
Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:43:16

Why waste you time calling people vial names and being such an angry person. You have the opprotunity right now to post positive things about her new CD. Tells us all now the positive things about her CD and try to keep it clean.

 
 
Comment by Laura
2007-11-13 21:52:17

The point is this site puts a negative spin on everything adn never once mentions anything positive regarding Britney.

Comment by Exyank
2007-11-13 22:24:42

What’s that got to do with advertising hyperbole put out by a record company?

 
Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:48:01

Laura, here is your opprotunity to put a positive spin on everything Britney. You try mentioning her positive points. She sold a CD doesn’t count. Compare this sale of her CD to the sales of past CD. They don’t even come close. She has caused so much damage there is no control for what she has done.

Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 19:59:31

I realize her album sales are not the same as they were once. But which artist sells the same amount of records ten years into their career? Look at Madonna, Mariah, Janet etc..Brtney sold 1.3 million records in the first week for Oops. Who does these numbers today? The numbers for this album are lower but she has literally done nothing to promote the album and it came out when she has so much negative press. What artist would sell as much given these circumstances? Not everything is black and white like this site makes it out to be.

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Comment by ShortiRox
2007-11-14 05:47:48

No one needs to spin anything. Her actions ARE negative. It’s plain to see, right before our eyes. I guess in your mind she’s tucking in her boo’s boo’s at night on the two nights she is getting babysat to watch them and the whole court case is just a big conspiracy. Yeah that’s it . . . we’re all out to get her.

Comment by KC Jen
2007-11-14 06:09:42

Except People.com stands behind their reporting that she only has them ONE night a week…and then one other day. But we all know she ain’t tucking them into bed…she’s out driving around having her photo taken while her babies are up WAY past their bedtime. Hence, the video of her driving through the red light…ignoring everyone else on the road, making them wait for her… They were zonked out in the back seat.

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Comment by Glenn
2007-11-14 07:06:26

Spin it all you want you dumbass…Do you have ANY idea how easy it is to have a #1 album in Europe? Its practically given when you do because their chats are based on much lower sale figures and ZERO radio play…unlike the more accurate charts in the US. Even Sound Bite Albums and Cartoon Albums in Europe go straight to the top. Before you cut/paste another bullshit promo, do your research because you only continue to make you Brit fans appear more stupid than you could possibly be.

 
 
Comment by Who Cares Subscribed to comments via email
2007-11-13 22:40:31

Knowing how to dance just a little, has nothing to do with knowing music. Lip singing is not a talent on it’s own. Gaining weight like a pig is not attractive. Looking 10 years older than you are (smoking like a hooker) is not a marketing plan. Not writing any music is talentless. Not being able to know what key you are in with lip singing a song is brainless. Having only 1% of worthless entertainment does not mean you are a super star. Chewing gum and jumping up & down does not count as talent.

Flashing to the minute by minute of today she has craters, pimples, wrinkles, looks like she smells of sweat & B.O. with wonderful cigarette breath, yummmmmmm. She makes Donatella Versace look fuckable.

I am about 200% sure she is bipolar and in denial as the doctors lied to her out of fear she would come after them with a umbrella. She has a mean streak like a crack addict with a meth lunch.

Her mini want-a-be “comeback” fake tours are nothing short of a joke. A whole 12 minutes of her lip syncing and pumping her gyrating hips for a “paid off marketing crowd” is nothing more than a fucking joke and only Brit would think of something so stooopit. With the latest misshap of her CD skipping while it being obvious she isn’t singing shit, is the laughing stock of the entertainment industry.

She is going to get fired really soon as her puppetmasters are sick of her not listening. Like the corner hooker that keeps taking drugs and sleeps in too long and doesn’t make her pimp enough money. So the record company can only hope and pray that her unducated fans that are SO TONE-DEAF will still buy waste their money on her new CD.

The problem is most of her fans can’t read the expiration date on her non-talent CD. Ooops. Plus she is only a karoake party singer at the very best.

They refuse to believe that she is 100% manufactured pop bullshit. She’s not a musician, singer, or songwriter or a performer she is an dumb entertainer, yes like a Clown who makes you laugh. That is an entertainer. When the rubber finally hits the road, which means when she FAILS and wants to die. She will not even be able to perform in Las Vegas as a has-been, WHY YOU ASK? Because she has been such a tiny and little flash in the pan no one really will CARE or give a FUCK or remember WHO she is.

A performer has to have something to offer in a way of talent. The problem with the x17online crowd (really being paid by Brit) or the Brit fans as they are called are just as stooopit as Brit is. Why you ask? First off they believe the Brit has talent. Yes I get it they too have a 3rd grade education from a hick school too. I got it now.

Lip singing is not defined as talent. Does she play the guitar? NO! Does she play the piano? NO! Does she play any instrurment (other than a cock)? NO! Therefore she is nothing to brag about or talk about or remember at all, ever.

She does not write her music or lyrics (eating cheetos while writing a list of things to buy like, softdrinks, candy, do to Del Taco, buy cheap cowboy boots does not count as writing music). She can not read music, I am not too sure if she can even read? If you asked her what legato from staccato meant in music she would answer with I DON’T LIKE Italian FOOD! Now that is dumb. I bet she can’t even spell the word m-u-s-i-c.

She does not produce her music. (smoking crack does not count as producing something). She does not even sing her music (if you can call it music) so that doesn’t count either. OMFG.

Honestly she will one day just overdose on a handful of colorful of drugs because her new CD will fail. She will never ever lose that FAT belly or belly FAT, so that will follow her where ever she goes, YES that means when she goes through the Del Taco drive through or become so fucking LAZY to dance (if you call it that) with those retarded arm moves that only a robot can do. Dancers are smooth and move like a person not like a machine with one too many quarters in it.

She is living is a fantasy world of “I have to be the greatest POP STAR of all time, I had little girls from 7 to 10 years old that all screemed at me which really did mean I had talent”. OMFG. Where are they my fans, please come back, please….it all my MGR fault and my EX and my Mom, Dad the guy next door, I did nothing wrong. I am the best POP star.

Then she will be entertaining in some low life hick town to the new grand opening of the next Walmart and that is where she should be. I do not know the word HATE but I dislike anything about Miss Hick- no talent - fat want-a-be - can’t sing - out of key and tone deaf - hillbilly - walmart girl. End of story.

Comment by carrie
2007-11-14 08:52:22

as harsh as you put it….I agree 100% with you. Britney truly has screwed up her own life….and all that we thought was her……was really just people around her creating her.

 
 
Comment by Miike
2007-11-13 22:45:46

For the record selling over 370,000 copies for britney Spears in 2 weeks without any promotion in 2007 is like selling 900,000 copies for britney Spears in 2001 WITH promotion.

Comment by Missy
2007-11-14 02:49:30

Are you saying you support her lazy ass efforts at a come back?

 
Comment by KC Jen
2007-11-14 06:15:04

Keep making excuses to make her look better… But lets face it, even in today’s world, that’s not a great outting. Not when there ARE those who can top 5 & 6 hundred thousand in one week, and then keep selling large amounts in the weeks that follow.

 
Comment by Janelle
2007-11-14 15:41:48

It took Brit fans buying multiple CDs and downloads to get those mediocre results so you should just quit now while you are ahead. The only number that means anything is total sales. She only got a #2 in the US because they shopped the release date, not knowing that she would be up against the Eagles. All that number means is that no other major releases came out to compete with her last week. It doesn’t mean that she is the best artist out there.

 
 
Comment by Miike
2007-11-13 22:49:33

Piece of Me, Break the Ice and Toy Soldier will more than likely all be released as singles in the coming months. Album sales fall and rise and fall and rise. Rihanna has yet to see a #1 album and her Good Girl Gone Bad has not even made it to 1,000,000 despite the success of Umbrella and now Hate that I Love You. Album sales are not everything. Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson and Backstreet Boys have all had their albums bomb recently and nobody is saying they are over. The holiday season will help sales.

Comment by KC Jen
2007-11-14 06:21:34

Well, considering the Backstreet Boys didn’t promote their album either. I’m a huge fan of them (for reasons a britney fan would NEVER understand because I’ve always loved their harmonies, I love sappy love songs, and they’re the nicest guys I’ve ever met….) But I’m a huge fan and I wasn’t even sure if the album would be released on the day it was slated to be… The Backstreet Boys have other things going on in their lives besides starbucks and taco bell runs…and yes, they’ve moved past where they once were. But their album is really good, even without Kevin in the group. The harmonies are still tight, and the songs are slammin’…they’ve got a nice vibe going on. Don’t diss the BSB…they’ve got something going for them Britney doesn’t, even if they are “forgotten” by the main scene…their heads are screwed on straight, the talent is still there, and they care about something OTHER than having their picture taken all the time!!!

 
Comment by Janelle
2007-11-14 15:51:32

What’s your point? Rihanna sold a million copies, twice what they’re predicting for Brit’s CD, and Rihanna hasn’t had a #1 only because she had steep competition that week. It’s purely luck and scheduling. Obviously Rihanna is twice as popular as Brit. If Brit is the pop queen then Rihanna must be the pop goddess!

Comment by Laura
2007-11-14 20:09:06

Rihanna pop godess? First Rihanna will never be as culturally relevant as Britney Spears. Second, what stiff competition did Rihanna have to face? She had the biggest song of the summer and amazing press yet she still failed to sell a million. Britney faced the Eagles who are huge in the U.S. That’s stiff competition.

 
 
 
Comment by lj
2007-11-13 23:16:35

Promotions have a lot to due with record sales. She is not promoting this album and it still managed to make it to the #2 spot. Not to mention that most people have the album illigally because of the links so why buy it. The album is actually pretty dam good and ive been listening to it all week.

Comment by KC Jen
2007-11-14 06:24:41

Um, but if ya’ll had only bought one copy instead of 2 or more a piece, she wouldn’t have debuted that high. And I’m sure a lot of the sales from last week were from people buying yet another copy to KEEP her there. The album, while some of the best work of her career, still sucks ass…it’s horrible!!!

 
 
Comment by QuoteofTheDay
2007-11-13 23:25:36

“Listening to Britney Spears is like masturbating, everyone does it but won’t own up to it”.

Comment by KC Jen
2007-11-14 06:27:24

Not quite…I’ll own up to the latter, but I’d NEVER listen to Britney Spears out of anything OTHER than curi