Yesterday, Britney and what seems to me her new “sober companion” (or a new lesbian fling, or both!) went to the Desert Sun tanning salon in Malibu. While there, she was asked about her mom, her new album, and if she had anything to say to her fans.
In response to the last question, she made the face above, which clearly says “I’m not crazy ya’ll! I’m Britney, bitches!”
Hey bitch! At least thank the few fans you still have left…or else you will make them all seem a little psychotic for still supporting you.
[Images via Britney.Cl]
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Damn that’s one nasty woman!!!! She can go through the trouble of putting in some really cheap and fake looking blue contacts BUT THE BITCH CAN’T PUT ON A SINGLE PAIR OF PANTIES OR A BRA!!! EVER!!!!!!!! At least she covered her butt cheeks this time…..
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And does anybody think it’s weird how she’ll have her nanny for hire hold her hand everywhere she goes BUT SHE DOESN’T WANT THE FANS TO TOUCH HER???
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And check this out, she either spilled something or drooled on her blouse. SOMEBODY GET THAT BITCH A BIB!!!
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Finally, is she going bald or is her forehead growing?
“And does anybody think it’s weird how she’ll have her nanny for hire hold her hand everywhere she goes BUT SHE DOESN’T WANT THE FANS TO TOUCH HER???”
- She needs someone she “trusts” to lead her. She is so dependent. I don’t know if I can blame her for this one because she was never taught to be independent. Since she was a teen she’s had bodyguards or someone lead her around like a blind person. She’s like a child who throws temper tantrums if it is anyone but one of her trampy assistants touching her. I’m thinking that since she also has a mental illness that she is just paranoid or bipolar.
“And check this out, she either spilled something or drooled on her blouse. SOMEBODY GET THAT BITCH A BIB!!!”
- Haha. I know. She ALWAYS has shit stains on her clothing. I’ve seen photos where it looks like drool on the front of her blouse and other times it looks like poon on her skirt or like she had diarrhea on the back of her pants. She is plain dirty and has never been taught proper etiquette. That is why she is okay with going public restrooms barefoot.
“Finally, is she going bald or is her forehead growing?”
- Yes, she is. I think someone had pointed it out before she shaved her head that her hair was damaged beyond belief because she constantly dyes it every week and doesn’t take care of it on a daily basis. It was also pointed out by someone that she was losing hair. I thought that the one positive thing that could come out of shaving her head would be that she would finally have some new, healthy hair that have been untouched by chemicals or dyes. Well, she fucked that up too! She continues to damage her hair with cheap ass extensions and dyes instead of letting it just naturally grow out. Dumb. This girl will never learn.
Drug addiction also damages the hair, as does the things normally associated with it, like poor diet, etc. That’s why some Hollywood celebusluts are known to have “heroin hair”, although I doubt britney is riding the horse just yet.
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Nicotene also draws the body’s blood away from the extremities, and the lack of circulation, over time, promotes hair loss….and she smokes like a chimney, which is probably another reason why she doesn’t rehearse anymore, chain-smokers don’t exercise much.
Any person that is STILL a fan of Britney today is officially psychotic………
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! CAROLINA ERES UNA ESTUPIDA Y UNA ENVIDIOSA. TU NO ERES NADIE PENDEJA LOL
Carolina is “estupida” and Britney isn’t?
Think, people…………..
SO WHY DON’T U STOP WRITING ABOUT HER THEN? OH YEAH BECAUSE PEOPLE ONLY CARE ABOUT HER IN THIS BLOG LOL
CAROLINA ERES UNA CABRONA!
Just when you think she couldn’t look any worse. I feel for her family, to have to watch this craziness day after day. I don’t think I have been so shocked by anyones behavior in my life. I wonder if she ever looks back a photos of herself and photos of her now and see the difference herself, my god she has aged 20 years just in the last 5 years.
In the country they have a phrase for something that is abused and neglected:
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“Rode hard and put away wet”
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…describes britney to a “T”…
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It’s MikeG bitch!!!!! Now suck it!!!! Suck it good!!!!!
That’s a good question. I think Britney’s beyond gone so I bet she doesn’t notice any differences. A normal person would do that. If I were in her shoes I’d cry every single day knowing and seeing how far I’ve fallen.
She looks like the friggin Incredible Hulk with those crazy contact lenses. Yall know how David (tv show hulk) Banner’s eyes turned white before hulking out. Just change white to blue in this case. I can already hear the weird music playing in the backround. haha, this post ain’t gonna mean shit for anybody if you haven’t seen the show I’m talking about.
Without stimulants to rely upon, and possibly having her excessive Xenical and fake asthma inhaler (contains a stimulant) comsumption curtailed by the twice weekly drug tests, she’ll probably blow up like the Hulk too, just without all the muscle, and perhaps just a lighter shade of green. She’s already got the short-shorts, in purple, I’m sure….
You started this, Mike. Now I want a Hulk parody from you. lol :D I’ll never be able to watch that show ever again without seeing Britney hulking out. Never. hehe :D
Sorry babe, the Hulk was never my thing. A muscle man in purple short shorts might be a gay man’s wet dream in Miami Beach, but I never got into that comic book as a kid. I don’t where my parodies come from, although large amounts of beer, amphetamines, and Spaghettio’s seem to help.
“lol”?!
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“Licking Opiate Lollipops”? NO JENNIFER! NOT YOU TOO! I WARNED YOU TO THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU USED THE WORD “Y’ALL”!!!!
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It always starts off so innocently, but “Y’all” is a gateway word. First it starts off all cute and friendly, then every sentence either begins or ends with that damnable word. Then it affects your higher level cognitive functions, and you are no longer able to remember people’s names and only refer to them as “sweetie”, “honey”, or “YOU FAT F*CK!”, although the later is generally associated with hearing loss, resulting in the screaming of the phrase whenever possible, even when your kids are in the car with you.
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Then comes weight gain, hair loss, insomnia, the frequent if not constant urge to pee, rigor mortis of the middle finger, alcoholism, a dramatic increase in body temperature causing the owner of this deadly disease to shed their undergarments and wear as little clothes as possible, although for some reason it also causes their feet to bond at the molecular level with whatever pair of boots or shoes they were wearing at the unset of the disease. It also dilates the pupils resulting in the carrier wearing outrageously fake blue colored contact lenses or pitch-black sunglasses at night and seek fake suntanning since they are no longer exposed to natural sunlight. The fingernails stop growing and the body diverts that energy to the forehead.
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Jennifer, have you cut the legs off your standard pairs of shorts? Do you walk into your living room and think “Hey, this room could really use a stripper pole!”. Do you have the uncontrollable urge to eat at Taco Bell or KFC? If the answer to any of these questions is no, then IT’S NOT TOO LATE!!! CANCEL THAT APPOINTMENT TO CHECK OUT THE DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER HOME AND GO SEE A DOCTOR!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Oh, and I did do a J-Lo parody on one of her threads, but nobody’s read it because it’s J-Lo. The way she’s going it’s more like J-eLLo.
J-eLLo??? Anyone???? Hello?????
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Damn! I thought that was a good one!
hehe! :D
No need to apologize. :) I have to admit I’ve never read any of the Hulk comics either. Never was much of a comic book reader. The 70’s show was awesome on a totally cornball level though. hehe :D
Oh my god! *claps hands* BRAVO! Well…I hate to admit this but I’ve been peeing a lot more than usual. I haven’t gotten the urge to go to random restaurants to use the bathroom though. I swear I’ve been going to the bathrooms at the house. I hope it’s not too late and I can be saved from any effects that have leaked into my bloodstream.
Okay, I might be able to avoid this dreaded Britney disease. I haven’t made any pants into short-shorts yet. And no stripper pole either. And no Taco Bell or KFC either. And don’t you worry, Mike. I will run to the doctor the second any other symptoms start appearing. :D
As much as I try to avoid being a bitch when it comes to Britney…. eeeessshhh. What happened to her jawline?! She’s not fat, whatever anyone says, but… eish. I feel horrible for saying this.. but that has to come from drinking. Any college student has probably experienced this. Freshman year.. oh yeah. I learned my lesson. Gym=good. Beer=bad. And WHAT is with the creepy blue contacts?!! When I was around 15, I BEGGED my parents for BROWN contacts, ’cause I thought Britney’s eyes were so pretty… sigh.
I dare say that I think the blue contact lenses make her look worse than her hair extensions. Those contact lenses look so unnatural that they look freaky. Like she’s a mannequin.
hmmm… u giving lesson in grateful behaviour? how come? dont u need to be qualified to give ANY course?! lol
alcaatrASS is back. The ABSOLUTE LAST person who should be talking about qualifications.
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Like that something-or-other-ASS? IT’S MIKEG BITCH, SO SUCK IT! I’M GLAD YOU’RE BACK BECAUSE YOU SUCK IT SO GOOD!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU SUCK AND NOW YOU’RE BACK TO PROVE IT, SO SUCK IT BITCH!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT GOOD, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow that is ugly
Why doesn’t this girl put on a bra? She has the ugliest boobs ever, and she never wears a bra. Ugh, she really is a trainwreck that I can’t stop watching. Yuck, yuck and…………………….YUCK!!!!! And MikeG is right, if she hated her fans touching her, THEN WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS HOLD HANDS WITH HER WEIRDO ASSISTANTS?
I admit the hand holding all the time is a bit unusual. At first I thought it was a case of Britney being afraid of busting her ass in front of the photographers. Hold my hand and maybe you can keep me up on my feet. I’m not so sure if that’s the case anymore.
“…At first I thought it was a case of Britney being afraid of busting her ass in front of the photographers…”
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Hell, she metaphorically fell flat on her ass at the VMAs, but that hasn’t stopped her from exposing herself or being publicly intoxicated. However, she’s not doing it out of strength, but instead out of spite, stupidity, and self-privilege.
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ATTENTION READERS. IF YOU LIVE IN LAS VEGAS OR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA YOU ARE ADVISED TO SECURE YOUR VEHICLE IN A RESERVED, RESTRICTED ACCESS PARKING SPOT, BECAUSE BRITNEY IS PISSED, DRUNK, AND DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE. IF YOU POSSESS A ROMULAN CLOAKING DEVICE OR THAT SUIT FROM PREDATOR THAT BENDS LIGHT IT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED YOU WEAR IT BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU’LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THAT BITCH FROM RUNNING YOU OVER, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE NEAR A STARBUCKS.
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And to you fantards, “It’s MikeG bitch”, so SUCK IT!!!!!!! SUCK IT UNTIL YOU LEAVE A DROOL MARK ON YOUR SHIRT JUST LIKE BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And don’t forget the almighty dollar.
*starts crying again* At least this is one thing I don’t have to worry about. I’m not in Las Vegas or California. I’ll pray for the ones that are in those locations though.
“…if she hated her fans touching her…”
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No, she HATES her fans touching her, although she will have her pic taken with them now that the words is out that she hates them, as long as the fan is a hot blonde woman.
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But I’ll say it again-how many times do you see her with a nanny/BFF for hire (every time), and how many times do you see her talking to a fan or signing autographs (never).
Her contacts look tacky, but these are just pictures, and all people here are judging on is her looks. Wow shocker, Britney looks badly put together, it’s no biggie. Oh and callie, she still has her jaw line in loads of pics, this is what happens when you tilt your head forwards.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A LESBIAN CAROLINA
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Playboy said she has sinsitive skin and those paparazzi perverts don’t need to be taking pictures of her butt. I’m not a pop music fan but I think she sounded pretty good considering everything that has happened to her.
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