Published by Carolina on September 25th, 2007
Filed in Jennifer Lopez
Seriously, her image is so overdone and annoying. She needs to come up with something new…this whole metalic diva/holier than thou hotness thang doesn’t appeal to me at all!
And, Carolina, your personal opinion is not the end all - perhaps others like JLo - how presumptious of you - so the look and persona don’t work for–who gives a shit!
…because there is no God. If there was, he would have dealt with that witchy egomaniac a long time ago. Then again, Skelator could have made a deal with the devil.
.
Skelator: I’ll sell you my soul, I just want to marry a hot woman.
Satan: Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately? If you want miracles you’re talking to the wrong guy.
Skelator: But I’m real big south of the border. I can get you new souls.
Satan: (sigh). Hot woman…..hot woman……the best I can do is J-Lo. She sold her soul to me a couple of years ago so people would think she could actually sing. Funny thing is, SHE thinks she can actually sing. It’s not supposed to work that way.
Skelator: Deal! Where do I sign?!
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And, Carolina, your personal opinion is not the end all - perhaps others like JLo - how presumptious of you - so the look and persona don’t work for–who gives a shit!
…because there is no God. If there was, he would have dealt with that witchy egomaniac a long time ago. Then again, Skelator could have made a deal with the devil.
.
Skelator: I’ll sell you my soul, I just want to marry a hot woman.
Satan: Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately? If you want miracles you’re talking to the wrong guy.
Skelator: But I’m real big south of the border. I can get you new souls.
Satan: (sigh). Hot woman…..hot woman……the best I can do is J-Lo. She sold her soul to me a couple of years ago so people would think she could actually sing. Funny thing is, SHE thinks she can actually sing. It’s not supposed to work that way.
Skelator: Deal! Where do I sign?!
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