Ex-manager Jeff Kwatinetz has issued the following statement saying,
It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record, but current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job.
















does that mean we’re going to get another Chris Crocker video fake crying
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, that’s the final DEATHBLOW TO BRZITNEY”S CAREER!!!!!
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Go ahead fantards, get your excuses ready….let’s see know, who can you blame? The paparazzi? No. Sarah Silverman? No. Britney’s many unqualified nannies? No. Her drunken frat-boy jacuzzi partners? No. I guess that just leaves….BRITNEY!! YES, IT’S BRITNEY’S FAULT!!!!!
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IT’S ALL HER FAULT!!!!!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO WORK WITH BRITNEY BECAUSE SHE’S SUCH A SPOILED SELFISH BITCH WHO REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING BUT PARTY!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S NO SWEET POP STAR ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EVEN THE PEOPLE MOST LIKELY AND MOST DIRECTLY TO PROFIT FROM THEIR ASSOCIATION WITH BRITNEY REFUSES TO DO SO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL THEY JUST CANCELED A WORKING CONTRACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SHE WON’T EVEN MAKE A HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT TO SAVE HER OWN CAREER ON THE VMAS FOR CHRISSAKES AND SHE’S BOLTED OUT OF EVERY POST-REHAB INTERVIEW SHE’S HAD!!!!!!!!!!NOBODY WANTS TO WORK WITH HER ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The sad thing is, she really doesn’t care about her management or her kids, the outcome of this which will burn her the most is the fact that she won’t be getting into the top clubs or invited to all the big parties anymore.
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(ring ring) Hey britney, it’s you’re only chance at becoming a decent human being here….FORGET ABOUT HOLLYWOOD AND TRY TO BE A GOOD MOTHER!!! AND THAT MEANS TAKING LESSONS AND GETTING COUNSELING BECAUSE SHE SURE AS HELL DO IT BY YOURSELF!!!!!!!! AND CALL YOUR MOM AND APOLOGIZE, SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!! SHE WANTS TO HELP YOU DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE BEFORE YOU REALIZE IT!!!!!!!!!!?????????
“…SHE SURE AS HELL DO IT BY YOURSELF….CAN’T, damnit!
stay strong britney. talk to ur mom/bro/sis. find a new management with ur best interest and listen to them. screw obsessed haters who want to see you fail. team britney! im rooting for you. people who dont wanna see her come out of this are just sick and delusional!
I’m sorry b, were you saying something? The metaphorical bell ringing that is symbolically announcing the end of britney’s career is so loud it’s deafening. HELL, WE HAVE TO SCREAM IT AND YOU FANTARDS STILL WON’T LISTEN: HER CAREER IS OVER! FUTURE STINTS IN A RENO LOUNGE ACT AND MIDGET PORN WON’T COUNT!!!!!!! DAMN THAT BELL IS LOUD!!!!!! JESUS I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!! THAT HUGE ECHO CHAMBER THAT BRITNEY CALLS A VAGINA ISN’T HELPING MATTERS EITHER!!!!!!!! IF SHE WOULD COVER THAT DAMN THING UP IT WOULD MUFFLE THE SOUND A LITTLE BUT YOU KNOW BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY!!! HEY LOOK!!!!! LOOK WHO’S RINGING THE BELL!!!!!! IT’S BRITNEY HERSELF!!!!!!!!! SHE’S THE ONE WHO ENDED HER CAREER!!!!!!!! IT WAS BRITNEY!!!!!!!!! HER HAND IS ON THE ROPE AND SHE’S SWINGING LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!! AAAARGGGHHH!!!!!!! IT’S GETTING WORSE…JUST KEEPS GETTING LOUDER….AND LOUDER…….
MikeG, you should go over to Breatheheavy.com where all the fantards are. They will make up anything to defend Britney. The guy who runs that site will twist any news story in order to show Britney in a favorable light. It’s really sick. If you haven’t been to the site you need to check it out. I don’t even hate Britney that much, I just think she’s an idiot. But these fantards over at breatheheavy make me sick sometimes.
Have you ever seen the episode of South Park with Oprah Winfrey’s talking vagina and anus? That is what your comment reminded me of, lmao!
where’s ruben? god his black heart must be bubbling with excitement! I bet he’s shot three loads just thinking about britney attempting suicide!
That was (inappropriately) funny. I SHOULD feel bad for laughing. But I don’t.
It is sad that you think about ruben in that way. Disgusting.
This is what I don’t understand. Britney IS NOT being good to herself. She doesn’t care about anyone or anything (including her career).
Fans could line up in front of Britney’s house and say how much they love her and care about her….Britney wouldn’t give a damn, she’d come out giving everyone the middle finger.
So why is anybody still a fan of the wacko that is Britney Spears? She has lost her mind. Her performance at the VMAs sucked. And she flashed her privates last week, YET AGAIN!
Why are you fans? Are you just crazy yourselves?
Where can you go from the bottom?
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Only to the top!
You must believe in fairytales.
i do
well sometimes
“…Where can you go from the bottom?..”
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If britney does manage to pull herself up from the gutter, which is doubtful, she’ll stop as soon as she can get on her knees, when she’ll say: Hey, this will work! Truck drivers and overweight men first! Discounts for sailors and other members of the armed services! And I’ll do all women for free, even if, no, ESPECIALLY if you have a camera and want to sell the story to a magazine! Just don’t expect me to lose weight, quit smoking, shave my pits, or make even the slightest attempt to dress better or show any effort to improve at my new skill!
6 feet under if Britney doesn’t straighten up.
you want her to die?
wow
Where did I say I wanted her to die? I didn’t. You said “Where can you go from the bottom?” She can rise back to the top if she stopped fucking around and started taking things seriously. She’s not. Death is a consequence for some of the things she’s doing so it’s possible for her to be “6 feet under”. There’s two different kinds of bottoms. There’s rock bottom = a bottom you can redeem yourself from and death bottom = no way in the world she can get her shit together if she dies.
“…Where can you go from the bottom?…”
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I bet with you von douche, YOUR TONGUE WILL BE INVOLVED!!!!! JUST LIKE BRITNEY”S!!!! AND YOU’LL BOTH BE USING IT ON MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU BOTH WILL BY CRYING DURING THAT TIME AND WISHING YOU HAD YOUR MOMMY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW USE YOUR TONGUE BITCH!!!!!!!!!! USE IT ON MY BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!! USE IT ON MY BOTTOM AND WORK IT TO THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes your just unnessicary
it doesn’t even make sense really
anyways, when did you obession with Britney start?
and how many copies of Choatic do you own Mikey?
just curious?
anna helene paquin
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read.