Lest Reese forget about Stop-Loss (BFF can’t forget Ryan and Abbie’s dreadful Southern drawals), Miss Witherspoon’s new boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal might be put to the Abbie Cornish-as-co-star test.

Industry types (or let’s face it, In Touch snoops) are entertaining the idea of casting Abbie in Jake’s upcoming movie — might be the Doug Liman project, who — ha! I just realized — matched up Brad and Angelina for Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Reese, I trust, won’t waste 15 minutes worrying about this. If anything, it’ll be Ryan shouting expletives at a seemingly pro-Jake brick wall.

Source: Jake Gyllenhaal & Ryan Phillippe share another girl (In Touch)

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(Lover of South Florida.)

Apologies, Miley. Us older kids will be using our hard-earned 250 bones for a plane ticket to Pompano Beach, Florida to see …

… mothereffin’ Johnny Depp. In the gorgeous flesh. Performing live with his former band, The Kids.

KOOL 105.5 has all the glorious details. The Romantics and other local bands way from the ’80s will also perform, all for the 2nd Annual Sheila Witkin Memorial Reunion Concert August 28 and 29.

I’ve never wanted you so bad, South Florida.

Sources: Johnny Depp Live in South Florida ( KOOL 105.5)
Johnny Depp Live in Concert (Perez Hilton)

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(My advice? Ask Daddy for the money.)

As a Disney employee, you and your favorite three people get to visit Disneyland for free. If you’re Miley Cyrus, I’d imagine you could change that “3″ to any number you demanded.

Instead, Miley plans to make a buck off of her 16th birthday. She’s inviting you to her intimate birthday celebration at Disneyland — all for 250 bones. Naturally, there are a limited amount of tickets.

Oh, why Disneyland? She said: “I love roller coasters. So this is my ultimate birthday.”

Strange, because there’s only one roller coaster of note at Disney. Ultimate, shmultimate.

My raised eyebrow aside, if you want to give the Mouse Man your hard-saved $250 (I’d like to think Miley had nothing to do with this, rather some balding fellas in suits) to see Miley spin around in an oversized teacup — and you get to admire all of this from behind a velvet rope, with 11 big bodyguards and way in Tomorrowland — tickets for “Miley’s Sweet 16 — Share the Celebration” go on sale Aug. 30 at 9 a.m. PDT.

Source: Miley Cyrus Selling $250 Tickets to Her Sweet 16 (Us Weekly)

Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.com

("Barack got me thinking about this whole wedding thing ...")

Barack isn’t thinking about Scarlett’s feelings. He’s looking to get elected November-ish, and well, huff-puff, Scarlett wanted to wed her fiancé then. Now she can’t. Thanks to you, Barack Obama.

Campaigning for Barack is slaying Scarlett’s twin brother Hunter Johansson, who thought volunteer work was just something to put on the ol’ resume.

Thing is: Scarlett needs Hunter! Who else will stand up to object to her vows to Ryan Reynolds? She needs someone to utter the words “I can’t do it” for her, because if she does it, she’ll be forever branded Hollywood’s Inconsiderate Heartbreaker. If Hunter helps, headlines could easily read: SCARLETT CHOOSES FAMILY OVER BLADE TRINITY ACTOR. We’d embrace her.

But Barack isn’t budging, we know this. He still needs a VP that isn’t Hillary. Which means, Scarlett needs to make some grownup decisions, and think of this calendar snafu as a hint.

Source: Scarlett Johansson Delays Wedding? (Showbiz Spy)

Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.com

(Katharine McPhee, Anna Faris, Rumer Willis, Kat Dennings*, Emma Stone*, Colin Hanks)

The premiere of The House Bunny means Awesome Anna Faris, too-pretty-to-win Katharine McPhee, a showing of The Hef (with bunnies, natch), Bruce Willis’ look-alike daughter, out-of-place guy on the right — and my two favorites — the virtually unknown Kat Dennings and Emma Stone.

(Your BFF is cheerleading on both of your behalves for Variety’s “10 Actors to Watch” — fingers crossed! We’ll see Oct. 27!!)

Kat is so much of a Liv Tyler à la Empire Records, it leaves me wishing for more brooding, more puffed lips, more dark hair in the face, more of that coy Scarlett-Johansson-legs stance. Her character in The House Bunny is named Mona. Doesn’t she make a great Mona? She even makes Michael Cera sorta not-one-note in the upcoming Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.

Emma gave draggin’ Jonah Hill a chance in last summer’s Superbad, remember? She’s the kind of redhead that I pray stays a redhead — unlike the blond-bots Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Kidman. See her in The Rocker like now, after you leave a comment here. Then wait for her knock some sass around with Matthew McConaughey in Mark Waters’ The Ghost of Girlfriends Past. Waters is, very obviously, grooming his new Mean Girl.

And, the rest: Ashton and Demi lovin’ on Rumer, Anna’s elation for herself, Katharine’s play on Sandra Bullock, Pineapple Express‘ feisty Amber Heard, Entourage’s resident sweetface Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Hugh Hefner’s bunny harem.

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