Picture of the Day

Thanks, Reuben, but I think I’ll skip the VMAs. They can’t top this little guy. :)

Britney’s performance was….very….strange.

50 Cent was looking at the ceiling….

I think both fans and haters of Britney can agree that the her VMA performance was quite disappointing. I admit to criticizing her a lot this past year but I had a lot of pity and well…even sympathy for her when she left the stage. Sarah Silverman took it too far. Don’t kick the girl when she’s already down. It just seemed too soon after such an embarrassing performance to make jokes to her face. The magic is definitely gone. The Britney that entertained us in the late 90s is officially dead.

From the opening shot, which showed the back of her head, you could tell it was going to be bad. You could see where her extensions were attached to her head. Pan out, and good god, who let her put on that two piece outfit? She was so fat and jiggly. I thought that maybe she’d wear something that would actually be a little flattering to her new mommy body, but instead she put on an outfit that was way too tight and made her look FAT. Lip synching was off–about half way through the show, she just quit even trying. Her dancing looked more like walking with an occasional epileptic seizure. She needs to come home to Kentwood and milk cows…her career is ovah.

Nice lip synching skills, Britney. ROFL.