Published by Ruben on August 23rd, 2007
Filed in Kim Kardashian
(Except this one has no talent.)
Kim Kardashian in the latest King Magazine. Make that a$$ an inch bigger and she’ll look like Ferdinand The Bull’s mom walking down the hill from that tree.
better than kate moss, isn’t it, ruben? your dream girl is probably a pre-pregnancy nicole richie. hurray for girls that don’t look like death being sex symbols! it’s not like she’s trying to act or sing- she’s just a model. and one who doesn’t look as though she ate something last month.
The Straw Man Fallacy lives! It would be better to bring up an objective critique of society’s influences towards overly-thin females rather than accusing poor Ru of it right off the bad which is something he didn’t do here. It would create a much more valid and logical basis for your support of Ms. Kardashian. This is odd because if you are the same jenn as before, you always lamented the fact that people didn’t give others in the spotlight the benefit of the doubt….but here you are putting words in Ru’s mouth just so you can rip him a good one…and it seems as though you are serious too, not deliberately being bombastic or going for shock value? What happened, eat too much of Britney’s Poop-on-a-Stick lately? I told you she was dangerous, and not in a good way!
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:…and one who doesn’t look as though she ate something last month….”
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Are you kidding? with an ass that big Kim looks like she ate ALL OF LAST MONTH, LAST YEAR, AND 1/3 OF THE STATE OF INDIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and some Cheetos…hell, A LOT OF CHEETOS!) (BTW, thats being bombastic and going for shock value)
as i recall, “poor ru” compared her to a bull walking down a hill. i’m not supporting MS. KARDASHIAN so much as i’m delighted to see a model that looks like she might actually eat. how is ruben in the spotlight, anyway?
i’m occasionally bombastic, but i never go for shock value. there’s enough to shock me that comes out of the hollywood machine.
“poor ru” just wrote UNDER THE PICTURE that she resembles ferdinand’s mother, which doesn’t sound like a compliment and is certainly not for hyperbole, shock value, being bombastic or whatever. luckily, she isn’t trying to pretend she has talent but i mostly like the fact that the magazine wanted a model that doesn’t look like she pukes her meals. personally, my preference is that at least just insult someone straight out and don’t pretend that you’re calling him/her fat for other reasons. my fifth graders come up with those reasons: “i’m calling her fat so she knows she needs to diet! i was trying to help her!” no, you’re calling her fat because that’s what you think. coming up with reasons for it is just window dressing.
i should say that my support of this girl pretty much just adds up to her not dieting off her curves and my support of her IS my critique of society. all the girls who had bodies that i could relate to- drew barrymore, christina ricci, rose macgowan- eventually got breast reductions and starved themselves down. as someone who always adored the band hole, it’s depressing to see courtney love buy into the same crap she once railed against. i can’t believe that being a size eight is the same as being obese, but that seems to be the basic attitude.
Some guys find that sexy. Not me, although an ass that big would provide ample shade on a sunny day, protection from the rain, or you could use it as a wind block on particularly blustery afternoons.
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I wouldn’t take her on a boat though, the whole balancing act would be too tricky…
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“Wow, look at that sunset…Isn’t it beautiful?” No, Kim, just look! Don’t go to the railing or we’ll capsize!!!!! JUST LOOK FROM THERE KIM, DON”T!!!!!….NO!!!!! GAAAAHHHHHHHH! (Splash!)
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“I sure am glad I packed this oversized emergency floatation device before sailing, it’s really coming in handy now…Geez, I can really stretch out on this thing! What? Oh, it’s you Kim….Sorry!”
“…it’s great to see a model whose clavicle isn’t sticking out…”
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I’d be willing to bet if you x-rayed her gigantic behind you’d see a couple of models with their clavicles sticking out that Kim Kardashian ate right before hopping into that bikini bottom and testing the limits of fabric stretching!
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If Kim’s “supposedly” natural booty makes her more beautiful because it’s a “supposedly” natural feature that she’s proud of, what does the fact that SHE’S HAD PLASTIC SURGERY ON HER FACE FOR PURELY COSMETIC REASONS do to her? Knowing that, is she now less attractive?
i didn’t know she’d had cosmetic surgery, though i think you’d be hard pressed to find someone in hollywood who hasn’t had something done. it’s just nice to see a non-deathlike model. and what the hell can you do to a rear end cosmetically? do you feel that the olsens are more attractive? they’re like bobblehead dolls with toothpick legs.
The only words I can use to describe how the Olsen sisters look to me are: Stupid-looking. I just can’t think of anything else. They aren’t ugly, and they aren’t attractive…they are just stupid looking,lol. Kind of like a chihuahua, chihuahuas are stupid looking to me. Bobbleheads with toothpicks legs…I mean…how dumb-looking is a bobblehead doll?! LoL. I don’t care if that was a mean statement, I really don’t. Sometimes it just feels so damn good to get things off your chest and not to sugar-coat how you really feel.
i agree; sometimes i see people saying that they only say something for shock value or they don’t MEAN offense, but… come on. be straight and have heart. you’re calling someone obese because that’s what you think or ugly because that’s what you think and making up explanations or reasons doesn’t cut it. or sugarcoating it, as you mentioned. i just appreciate seeing a girl who’s sexy and pretty and not bulimic. look at the horrible picture in the young hollywood post- is this what we should aspire to look like? as for your olsen mention- the olsen twins are- well, not exotic, what’s the word i’m looking for? they’re attractive in an unusual way, but i can’t think of the word i want. they’re not conventional, maybe that’s it. but they are so horribly skinny that it’s painful to see.
She is gorgeous but TOTALLY FAKE! Fake boobs, fake ass implants, nose job, lipo, you name it! If anyone had millions of dollars like she has, anyone could make themselves look that good.
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better than kate moss, isn’t it, ruben? your dream girl is probably a pre-pregnancy nicole richie. hurray for girls that don’t look like death being sex symbols! it’s not like she’s trying to act or sing- she’s just a model. and one who doesn’t look as though she ate something last month.
The Straw Man Fallacy lives! It would be better to bring up an objective critique of society’s influences towards overly-thin females rather than accusing poor Ru of it right off the bad which is something he didn’t do here. It would create a much more valid and logical basis for your support of Ms. Kardashian. This is odd because if you are the same jenn as before, you always lamented the fact that people didn’t give others in the spotlight the benefit of the doubt….but here you are putting words in Ru’s mouth just so you can rip him a good one…and it seems as though you are serious too, not deliberately being bombastic or going for shock value? What happened, eat too much of Britney’s Poop-on-a-Stick lately? I told you she was dangerous, and not in a good way!
.
:…and one who doesn’t look as though she ate something last month….”
.
Are you kidding? with an ass that big Kim looks like she ate ALL OF LAST MONTH, LAST YEAR, AND 1/3 OF THE STATE OF INDIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and some Cheetos…hell, A LOT OF CHEETOS!) (BTW, thats being bombastic and going for shock value)
as i recall, “poor ru” compared her to a bull walking down a hill. i’m not supporting MS. KARDASHIAN so much as i’m delighted to see a model that looks like she might actually eat. how is ruben in the spotlight, anyway?
i’m occasionally bombastic, but i never go for shock value. there’s enough to shock me that comes out of the hollywood machine.
“poor ru” just wrote UNDER THE PICTURE that she resembles ferdinand’s mother, which doesn’t sound like a compliment and is certainly not for hyperbole, shock value, being bombastic or whatever. luckily, she isn’t trying to pretend she has talent but i mostly like the fact that the magazine wanted a model that doesn’t look like she pukes her meals. personally, my preference is that at least just insult someone straight out and don’t pretend that you’re calling him/her fat for other reasons. my fifth graders come up with those reasons: “i’m calling her fat so she knows she needs to diet! i was trying to help her!” no, you’re calling her fat because that’s what you think. coming up with reasons for it is just window dressing.
i should say that my support of this girl pretty much just adds up to her not dieting off her curves and my support of her IS my critique of society. all the girls who had bodies that i could relate to- drew barrymore, christina ricci, rose macgowan- eventually got breast reductions and starved themselves down. as someone who always adored the band hole, it’s depressing to see courtney love buy into the same crap she once railed against. i can’t believe that being a size eight is the same as being obese, but that seems to be the basic attitude.
This picture is HORRIBLY unflattering.
Gigantic @sses (and boobs) are scary.
Some guys find that sexy. Not me, although an ass that big would provide ample shade on a sunny day, protection from the rain, or you could use it as a wind block on particularly blustery afternoons.
.
I wouldn’t take her on a boat though, the whole balancing act would be too tricky…
.
“Wow, look at that sunset…Isn’t it beautiful?” No, Kim, just look! Don’t go to the railing or we’ll capsize!!!!! JUST LOOK FROM THERE KIM, DON”T!!!!!….NO!!!!! GAAAAHHHHHHHH! (Splash!)
.
“I sure am glad I packed this oversized emergency floatation device before sailing, it’s really coming in handy now…Geez, I can really stretch out on this thing! What? Oh, it’s you Kim….Sorry!”
it’s great to see a model whose clavicle isn’t sticking out.
“…it’s great to see a model whose clavicle isn’t sticking out…”
.
I’d be willing to bet if you x-rayed her gigantic behind you’d see a couple of models with their clavicles sticking out that Kim Kardashian ate right before hopping into that bikini bottom and testing the limits of fabric stretching!
.
If Kim’s “supposedly” natural booty makes her more beautiful because it’s a “supposedly” natural feature that she’s proud of, what does the fact that SHE’S HAD PLASTIC SURGERY ON HER FACE FOR PURELY COSMETIC REASONS do to her? Knowing that, is she now less attractive?
i didn’t know she’d had cosmetic surgery, though i think you’d be hard pressed to find someone in hollywood who hasn’t had something done. it’s just nice to see a non-deathlike model. and what the hell can you do to a rear end cosmetically? do you feel that the olsens are more attractive? they’re like bobblehead dolls with toothpick legs.
The only words I can use to describe how the Olsen sisters look to me are: Stupid-looking. I just can’t think of anything else. They aren’t ugly, and they aren’t attractive…they are just stupid looking,lol. Kind of like a chihuahua, chihuahuas are stupid looking to me. Bobbleheads with toothpicks legs…I mean…how dumb-looking is a bobblehead doll?! LoL. I don’t care if that was a mean statement, I really don’t. Sometimes it just feels so damn good to get things off your chest and not to sugar-coat how you really feel.
what do the Olsen twins have to do with this post?
You’re not so much mean as you are stupid…
i agree; sometimes i see people saying that they only say something for shock value or they don’t MEAN offense, but… come on. be straight and have heart. you’re calling someone obese because that’s what you think or ugly because that’s what you think and making up explanations or reasons doesn’t cut it. or sugarcoating it, as you mentioned. i just appreciate seeing a girl who’s sexy and pretty and not bulimic. look at the horrible picture in the young hollywood post- is this what we should aspire to look like? as for your olsen mention- the olsen twins are- well, not exotic, what’s the word i’m looking for? they’re attractive in an unusual way, but i can’t think of the word i want. they’re not conventional, maybe that’s it. but they are so horribly skinny that it’s painful to see.
(Except this one has no talent.)
oh she has talent alright, I saw the tape and hav to admit she’s quite skilled.. ;-)
I don’t know who she is, but she is beautiful.
HURRAY! THANK YOU!
I agree she is gorgeous. And MikeG, Most men would rather have a woman like her than an Olsen sister any day…
Melissa, agreed 100%! I’d be afraid that I break one of them olsen girls.
I don’t get why non-skinny people assume that skinny people are breakable.
We’re really not.
Especially, HEALTHY, NATURALLY thin people.
I think she is beautiful. And I agree with most of the comments, it’s nice to see a woman who has meat on her bones then to see walking skeletons.
She is gorgeous but TOTALLY FAKE! Fake boobs, fake ass implants, nose job, lipo, you name it! If anyone had millions of dollars like she has, anyone could make themselves look that good.
She’s hot.
Cant wait for her Playboy spread.