What a marvelous marketing idea! I wish I could have sat in on the meeting while this ad was brainstormed. LOL! It’s like saying: Let’s use a SUPER old picture of Britney and use that to kickoff her comeback! And having the crowd go, “Wow Bob that’s a GREAT idea!”
Whatever…
Britney. Club LAX at Luxor. August 31st.
no shit! Britney doesn’t have any recent pictures except for the ALLURE pics. What do u want them to use for a promotion? A picture of BRITNEY carrying her kids? or ordering fast food?
Carolina eres una amargada.
Hey britney fantards, do we have a deal for you!!!!!!!
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Tired of defending britney’s poor excuse of motherhood? Her bad driving? Her constantly exposing her children to bad people and dangerous situations? Her hiring completely unqualified nannies only because she wants them to be her friend and go partying with her?
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Tired of her exposing herself? Are you tired of defending her by saying “it’s all the paparazzi’s fault”?
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Tired of defending her after she steals dresses and runs out of several interviews? Tired of supporting her fake stories to keep her name in the press?
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Tired of coming up with new excuses for her constant and selfish behavior? Well, DO WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN DEFEND THE THREE YEAR OLD BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!! TOTALLY WIPE THE CURRENT ONE OUT OF YOUR MIND (just like she tries to wipe the wine stain off her clothes EVERY TIME SHE EATS).
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NOW YOU CAN DEFEND THE CLEAN, WHOLESOME, SEXY BRITNEY FROM THREE YEARS AGO…..OH YEAH, AND SHE WASN’T FAT BACK THEN EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ORDER TODAY AND YOU CAN GET A BRIGHT, SHINY NEW STRIPPER POLE THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THE THREE YEAR OLD BRITNEY USING!!!!!!!!!!! OR IMAGINE THE CURRENT FRIED-CHICKEN SUCKING, CHAIN-SMOKING BRITNEY FROM TODAY ON IT AND USE IT AS A DIET AID!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH WAIT, THAT’S HER NEXT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!! NAAHHH!!!!!!!! SHE’LL NEVER RELEASE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKERS!!!!!! WORSHIP THE THREE YEAR OLD BRITNEY, IT’S ALL YOU FANTARDS HAVE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“…What do u want them to use for a promotion? A picture of BRITNEY carrying her kids? or ordering fast food?…”
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Well, guess what? THAT IS BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHO SHE REALLY IS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE PIC ON THE POSTER, NOT ONLY IS IT EXTREMELY DATED, BUT THAT IS MERELY THE POLISHED, PR-PRODUCED, MEDIA MANIPULATED STAR MACHINE PRODUCT YOU ‘TARDS FELL IN LOVE WITH!!!!!!!! THAT “BRITNEY” ONLY EXISTED WHEN THERE WERE ENOUGH PEOPLE AROUND TO GUARANTEE THAT IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! THE “REAL” BRITNEY IS THE CHAIN-SMOKING, FAST-FOOD EATING, EMBARASSING UNABLE-TO-DRESS-HERSELF AND UNABLE-TO-EAT-WITHOUT-STAINING HERSELF, BITTER, CRUEL, VINDICTIVE, SELFISH, SPITEFUL, AND ARROGANT PERSON WHO SHAVES HER HEAD, ATTACKS SUV’S, SCREAMS PROFANITIES AT THE PRESS, AND WHO CAN’T DRIVE A CAR WORTH A SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S THE REAL BRITNEY FANTARDS!!!!!!!!! EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE REAL BRITNEY IT JUST MAKES THE THREE YEAR OLD PICTURES LOOK FAKE AND IRRELEVANT!!!!!!!
“…EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE REAL BRITNEY IT JUST MAKES THE THREE YEAR OLD PICTURES LOOK FAKE AND IRRELEVANT!…”
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Or vice versa……
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BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you see that? I just quoted my own quote. C’MON PEOPLE, STEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Toss me a freakin’ bone here”…or sharks with laser beams….that always works….
So why is it that hard for Britney to get new pictures of herself for a promotion????
Oh yeah, that’s right, if she showed up at all she’d be late, high as a kite, and leave early in a rush of tears.
The Ghost of Britney Spears Past is going to host the LAX opening.
lmao! Okay, that was good. :D
Man, I would have loved to see this deal being negotiated…
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Britney: Hey y’all! You want me to promote your nightclub opening?
LAX Management: Now that Lindsay has been in rehab more times than you, and Paris has cut back on this kind of thing, well, yeah….sure.
Britney: Cool y’all! I’ve been wanting to party, err, I mean wanting to host a nightclub event ever since I passed out during the last one! From what I remember it was a lot of fun and…..OH MY GOD THE CEILING IS COLLAPSING!!!!!!!!! RUN FOREST, RUN!!!!!!!!
LAX Management: Wait! Britney! Come back!…Damn, she wasn’t even here an hour this time! At least she didn’t steal anything….Hey, just a sec….she’s not leaving, she’s just going to the bathroom…..but….she didn’t close the door….now she’s turning around…..no….please….Britney….close the door…..come on Britney, close the door first…..don’t…..(all LAX management in unison) AWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! AW C’MON BRITNEY, NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! SAVE IT FOR THE END OF YOUR CAREER (like a month from now) WHEN THE ONLY WORK YOU’LL GET IS IN A GERMAN SHEIZER VIDEO!!!!!! AWWWWW, NO…JUST…….AWWWWWW GROSSSS!!!!!!
Britney: Hey y’all I’m back! I didn’t think I could walk this far back without someone holding my hand but Alli is in singing lessons and nobody else will work as a nanny for me!
LAX Management: (turning to each other) Ummm, you didn’t hear the toilet flush did you? Did you? You? Yeah, neither did I…..and she didn’t wash her hands either.
Britney: (on the cellphone and while smoking a cigarette) Uh huh…..fried chicken…..at least one bucket……hell, make it two, I don’t have to dress up like a stripper for a while.
LAX Management: Well, anyway Britney, we want to use you image on our poster.
Britney: OK! For a little extra you can see my boobies! Here I mean, like right now…And for a little more money I can show them on your poster!
LAX Management: (urp!) Excuse me Britney, I just (urp!) threw up in my mouth a little bit….No, that’s alright Britney, we want to use a three year old picture of you because….well, just because. And besides, we’ve ALL seen your boobies, and quite frankly, they’re kinda nasty.
Britney: Oh my God! Use a three year old picture of me for a promotion today! Like time travel! Huh?! Time travel! I knew you could do it, just like in the movies I have back in my trailer!!!!!
LAX Management: Oh, I didn’t see a tour bus outside.
Britney: No y’all, my trailer! It just got new whitewalls and everything!
LAX Management: Great, so it’s agreed. Now we just need to discuss finances and…..(interrupted by Britney’s cell phone as she answers…the ringtone was one of Justin Timberlakes, BTW)
Britney: What?! Huh?! YOU FAT F*CK!!!!!! YOU NEED TO F*CKING JOG YOU PUSSY!!!!!!!!! NOW GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND FIND MOMMA HER CIGARETTES…I MEAN LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW, THE OTHER LOLLIPOPS, NOT THE “REAL” LOLLIPOPS I TAKE TO THE NIGHTCLUBS!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE CONFUSED?! HUH?! THEY’RE LOLLIPOPS YOU FAT F*CK!!!! NOW BRING MOMMA HER LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!!! THE KIND THAT SMOKE AT ONE END AND THAT CAN BURN YOU!!!!! YEAH, YOU REMEMBER NOW YOU FAT F*CK, DON’T YOU!!!!!!! BRING THEM TO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!”
Britney: OK, y’all, I’m back. Sorry, my son just doesn’t get it sometimes……
LAX Management: Must be from dropping him on his head.
Britney: Huh?!
LAX Management: Anyway, back to the finances…
Britney: How much can I pay you? Huh?! How much will it take for me to get you to use my three year old image, I have a couple saved up for the main page of my web site……
LAX Management: Just don’t flash your boobies or go to the bathroom with the door open again……please….we’ll even pay you instead, just never, ever do that again!
Britney: Cool! And lookie! The fried chicken is here!!!!! Yaaaayyyyy! Today is my day y’all, lookit at me!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s celebrate! Got a stripper pole??? No??? Is there a jacuzzi around, I can make my own Mojitos!!!!!! Hey, wait! Where y’all goin???? The ceiling ain’t fallin’ down!!!!!!!! Is it????? (meekly) y’all………
ROTFLMAO!! Great, great visuals with that one!!!
Okay, you had me laughing at the RUN FOREST, RUN line. I hope you know you screwed that movie up for me, Mike. Now if I ever watch it again I’ll be picturing Britney in the FG role. lmao! :D
…skank pototoes, skank burgers, skank & steak, skank & brocolli, skank & cheese, grilled skank, barbecue skank, you can sautee skank, broil skank, make a skank sandwich, skank gumbo………..
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BRITNEY HAS ENOUGH SKANK FOR EVERYONE!!!!!! FEED THE WORLD BRITNEY!!!!!!!!! TWO BOWLS OF BRITNEY SKANK IN EVERY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
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ewwwwwww…………God knows she’s trying….
oh my god! Life is like a box of skank. :D
OK, now I’m LMAO!!!!!!!!!
I can see britney standing next to her new bodyguard:
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“No, we are not relation…”
LMFAO! And I’m glad I could crack you up too. :D
You should be proud, that was my first “LMAO”….does that mean I’m not a virgin anymore??? CRADLE-ROBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don’t worry, I’m legal and a non-virgin. But you’ll always have my LMAO cherry…
that would have been sooo awesome if they use that one picture when she attacked the car with the umbrella..u know the one…where shes bald and she looks like a vampire
Or how about:
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Go to the LAX party and get yourself a free bottle of britney’s new perfume, Skanque! (thanks crista ;>) Now wait, we mean her new perfume “Believe”, also featuring a three year old picture of britney! No? Damn! That wasn’t even britney in that photo? It was one of OUR OWN stylists?! Damn did britney run out again?! WTF?! Was there a sale on cheap freak-boots, pitch-black sunglasses, stupid hats, plus-sized stripper outfits, or at KFC again?
I just had a thought…I think people should get that picture Reth mentioned above, print it out on glossy photo paper, and try to get Britney to autograph it at the stupid LAX opening. I wonder how she would act?!! I think that would be hilarious! Also, the person trying to get the autograph should really pretend to be a sincere fan and then cry when Britney calls them a “Fat F*ck” for putting her on the spot like that…come on, I totally see this happening!!!
Hmmmm, interesting point…..not only do the fantards constantly (if not automatically) make up defenses and excuses for brit brit, THEY ACTUALLY THINK SHE LIKES THEM! It doesn’t matter that she hasn’t done a single thing for her fans in 3 years….a micro mini-tour of a 14 minute lip-synching, gum chewing dance routine where she never acknowledged the crowd except to thank them in 5 words or less AS SHE RAN OFF THE STAGE doesn’t count, that was only for them to worship her…….she only uses her website to attack her family or squeeze $50 out of the fans, so that doesn’t count (and the “Omg Lindsay is like…” title could be an attack on her fans, not Lindsay).
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I don’t think britney would mind signing old pics of her (provided you could get her to sit that long without running out or thinking the ceiling was collapsing…and you’d probably need to pick a spot by the bathroom since she goes every 10 minutes BUT BE SURE THE DOOR CLOSES AUTOMATICALLY SINCE SHE WON’T CLOSE IT HERSELF, NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE OUTSIDE), but anyway, she won’t mind signing old pics because she’ll think the fans still worhip her, and her FANTARDS probably do. However, if someone was to say something like “hey, could you sign this pic of you that was taken back when you were hot”, well then that’s the time I would expect the F-bombs to fly!
“hey, could you sign this pic of you that was taken back when you were hot”,
hahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
So if ‘this’ is how britney really is now…why does she always use 3+ year old pictures whenever she wants to promote or sell something? Hmmm ….maybe because she isn’t so proud to promote what she is now….hmmm…maybe because she knows she’s a one way fuck up
Why bother promoting anything? I wouldn’t put it past Britney to pull out at the last minute or not even call the club and tell them she isn’t showing. This might be the final nail in the coffin imo. She needs to show up and perform her ass off or she can prepare to kiss her career goodbye once and for all if she flakes out.
It will only take one thing for britney to pull out of the gig at the last minute, and that’s when, as the crowd outside is screaming, and the music pulsates so loudly that it shakes everything on the counter of britney’s dressing room, at that point she’ll look at herself in the mirror and say:
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Oh my God, I DO LOOK FAT IN THESE SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What the hell am I doing here? There’s a bar with 2-for-1 Mojito’s across the street!!!!!!
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HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!! ONLY 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE KFC DRIVE THRU CLOSES!!!!!!!!!!!
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can’t…breathe…..my own…skank vapor….too much….need…..air……or smokes…..I can use some smokes…even menthols………
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Damn this place! No designer dresses to steal!!!!!!!! Gimme those paper napkins and I am out of here!!!!!!
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Heyyyyyy, London! Come’ere baby! No, wait! London! Come back!….Dang, Y’all!!!!!!! Did Jayden James and Sean Preston teach him that too????????????
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Hey, what is that in the back alley? Cameras? HEY Y’ALL, LOOK AT MY BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY!!!! HEY!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!! OH, NOT YOU TOO!!!!!!!!
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Well dang, Y’all. Everybody has left me, even my soul-less take-any-case-for money lawyer….and I kicked everyone who truly cared for me out of my life just because they didn’t agree with me, no matter how bad I became…….oh well, I still have my fantards! (britney thinks to herself as she drags herself back to the dressing room of a stinking South Dakota dive bar, her figure marred by excessive tattoos and numerous drunken driving accidents (even before her kids were taken away), and she fumbles with her crutches as both hands are holding a lit cigarette, and she’s too drunk to realize she cut her foot on a broken beer bottle and she drags it lifelessly behind her, trailing blood, as her fantards (the few with teeth or capable of unsupervised parental or court-ordered supervision scream “britney!, britney!, britney! you rock britney! you’re so beautiful!”
LMFAO! I thank you for another classic post, Mike. You need to add one thing. When she spots the cameras you should have her yell “I’M NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES, YALL! SEE! *flashes paps* I think boob flashing and crotch flashing goes together like milk and cookies. lol :D
Thanks Jennifer! I must admit I enjoy making you laugh…I just put in a whopper at 2:52:47 above I think you’ll like…
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I thought about a pantyless line, but the comment about her firing her manager-less attempts to get media attention “HEY Y”ALL, LOOK AT MY SNATCH” is still ringing fresh…and with the bathroom thing I didn’t want to push it….
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However, if there was a line with her doing ANOTHER crotch shot, WE’D HAVE TO INCLUDE HER FANTARDS SAYING “It was the paparazzi’s fault. They should have turned away when britney got out of her car, even if she wasn’t wearing panties and sat there with both the car door and her legs wide open for a couple of minutes before she actually got out. After all she was smoking a cigarette and didn’t want to get ashes on that designer dress she stole before she has a chance to clean up dog poo with it. And besides, her skank vapor has super powers. While she was sitting there legs spread and talking to the paparazzi about how they exploit her, her super skank vapor overwhelmed a pair of bank robbers in the next county, peeled the paint off a two story home being refurbished thereby saving the owner thousands, and then solidified into solid form so it could buy britney a bucket of KFC! And even if it wasn’t the paparazzi’s fault it is the media’s….or the haters….anybody BUT britney!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha!! you are a riot!!! Are you this quick-witted in person?! LMAO!
“…Are you this quick-witted in person?!…”
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Yes!!!! I am also HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!!!!!
You’re welcome. :) hehe!
And now I’m over here crying and laughing at this new post of yours. Just picturing her smell peeling off paint–it’s a riot!
Oh yeah, I’m feeling a new, repetitive, boorish, and expressive phrase coming on……BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR….
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Will she use this deadly force for good or evil? Is her Skank Vapor so advanced that it will spontaneously assume consciousness and develop a will of its own? Will she suppress the Super Skank Vapor if it becomes alive so that all it will ever know to do is how to find her “lollipops”, take her kids to Starbucks so she won’t have to, do nothing more than hold britney’s hand or make and endless supply of Mojito’s for her……oh yeah, and clean up her vomit when she has too many Mojito’s…would britney strip with her Skank Vapor at the beach for press coverage or would britney call it a “FAT F*CK” if her Skank Vapor became too large?
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If BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR is female when assuming human form, would it wear a bra? Would it dress better than britney (not like that would be very difficult).
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Would penicillin lower the Skank Vapor’s super powers like Kryptonite does to superman? Can britney use her super Skank Vapor to momentarily blind photographers so she can run out of an interview BEFORE SHE EVEN SPENDS AN HOUR WITH THEM AND SO THEY DON”T SEE HER STEALING THEIR CLOTHES AND JEWELRY?
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Is BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR a combination of several natural occurring elements, like the acetates and thiols in a skunk’s scent, or is it a potent new discovery deserving a new section in the Periodic Table of Elements? Can britney spray her Skank Vapor like a skunk? Can it be moderated like the waves in a neighborhood water-amusement park, or is it an uncontrollable act of nature like the devastating tsunami that wrecked Sri Lanka and Phuket?
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Is BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR a liquid, gas, or both? Can BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR be seen on radar, or from the moon?
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If britney’s Skank Vapor came into contact with lindsay’s Skank Vapor, would it mix like oil & water or would we all be doomed? Is BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR foretold in the bible or other prophecies?
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Can the fantards effortlessly consume BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR in the same volume they eat britney’s POOP-ON-A-STICK? Will they eat it up and ask, no BEG her for more????
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All signs point to “YES”.
LMAO! This is just too damn good, Mike. And we’re all doomed. Every last one of us. I would say that we need to save the children but I reckon there’s no way to run away and hide from the vapors. :D
“…I reckon there’s no way to run away and hide from the vapors…”
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Just mark the door with some lamb’s blood and her SUPER SKANK VAPOR will passover your home…that will not only save your firstborn, but it also keeps britney’s SUPER SKANK VAPOR from peeling the paint of the walls.
I just hope to god the vapor doesn’t get stronger and stronger and defeat the lamb’s blood tip. I’ll give the lamb’s blood tip a try and I’ll do a lot of praying too. Oh…and I’ll hide under as much furniture as possible too. hehe :D
who cares if its old? we all know what she looks like NOW… so people are going to show for her NAME not her LOOKS. Get a fukkin clue!
Besides they probably wanted to use a older picture from the height of her popularity!
v.dior, you are the last person on this earth who should be demanding that others “get a clue”. It’s BECAUSE OF THE WAY BRITNEY LOOKS NOW that they’re using an old picture.
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In other words, THE CURRENT BRITNEY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! Go back and read that one again ‘tard, SHE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!
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She can live nicotine, cellulite, and rehab-free in your fantasy world as long as you want, BUT DON’T GO PUSHING THAT SH*T ON THE REST OF US. YOU’RE THE POOP-ON-A-STICK EATER HERE, BECAUSE YOU ONLY BELIEVE IN THE FANTASY WORLD BRITNEY. YEAH, GO AHEAD, EAT BRITNEY’S POOP, BECAUSE THERE’S A BIG STINKING PILE OF IT AT THE TOP OF THIS LAX NIGHTCLUB POSTER. ITS THERE FOR ANYONE WHO CAN’T~~SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PICTURE~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES EATING BRITNEY’S POOP-ON-A-STICK MAKE THEM STUPID???? IS THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?????????
This pic should be used as the “before” in a before and after poster…
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See kids, this is what you look like before you start smoking at least one pack of cigarettes a day…..before you start drinking to excess so frequently that vomiting on yourself, puking in a nightclub bathrooom, or passing out during paid-public appearances becomes commonplace. This is how you look before countless 5 am nights of you trying desperately, sadly, and drunkenly trying to recapture your former glory which has already shot way past your fingertips, and well beyond your grasp today….
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This is how you look before you go drugging it up so often that shaving your head and attacking a SUV with an umbrella seems like a perfectly normal activity.
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This is how you look before you kick every reasonable person out of your life only because you don’t agree with them even though they’re only trying to keep you from destroying yourself and your own sons.
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This is how you look before, when the general population was interested in you for who they thought you were, but not like now, when all but your brain-dead flakey fantards only pay attention to you BECAUSE YOU’RE LITTLE LESS THAN A GASOLINE SOAKED HAND-GRENADE THAT’S ABOUT TO GO OFF AT ANY SECOND!!!!! (AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HER SCREAMING “YOU FAT F*CK” AT THE PAPS, EITHER)
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TAKE’EM KEVIN…..TAKE THE KIDS AWAY BEFORE SHE DRIVES THEM INTO A LAKE JUST LIKE SHE DROVE HER MERCEDES INTO A PARKED STATION WAGON……
OH NO, IT WASN’T HER FAULT!!!!!!!!!! THE LAKE WAS IN HER WAY!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S TOO BIG, HOW CAN U HATERS EXPECT HER TO AVOID IT!!!!!!! THE ONLY REASON SHE DROVE INTO THE LAKE WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAST FEEDING ONE SON WHILE SINGING A HOT NEW TUNE OFF HER NEXT SINGLE TO THE OTHER ONE!!!! WHO CARES IF THEY WERE BOTH IN THE FRONT SEAT WITHOUT A SAFETY BELT, BRITNEY LOVES HER BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ALL THE PAPARAZZI’S FAULT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAGH!!!!!!! WAAAAAGH!!!!!! I WANT THE OLD BRITNEY BACK!!!!!!!!! I’LL RE-CREATE HER IN MY MIND SINCE THAT BRITNEY WILL NEVER…….NEVER……..NEVER BE HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!! SCREW U HATERS FOR RUINING MY FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so cute when you’re mad.
Who says I’m mad? You’re implying it, but that doesn’t make it true….
But I am ONE SEXY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DON’T CONFUSE PASSION WITH ANGER AND YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF THE PERFECT MATE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!! (but it won’t be me and there was no intent to imply so, because I CAN’T BE ATTRACTED TO ANYONE WHO IS SO MISTAKEN ABOUT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!)
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britney still inspires fascination; people can say she needs to have a comeback or whatever, but she’s not exactly struggling to get on dancing with the stars. she’s iconic, it’s that simple. if she didn’t sell papers, wasn’t the subject of internet searches, nobody would want her and people like christina aguilera wouldn’t be in her corner. even on this blog, which clearly hates her, she is obviously the object of much interest.
definitely! take them kevin! i mean, as soon as you get back from knocking back bottles of vodka in vegas! if you’re going to be the shining light in this sordid battle, please try not to get your picture taken as you’re getting smashed and hitting on women while holding bottles of grey goose! no, buddy, don’t worry. it’s only females who have to behave themselves. it’s not like you’re responsible for taking them to the dentist or something.
No Kevin, don’t HAPPILY POSE DRUNKEN AND NAKED IN A HOT TUB WITH A MOJITO IN YOUR HAND AND IN A HOMOSEXUAL EMBRACE WHEN YOU DON’T CARE HOW IT WILL AFFECT YOUR TWO BOYS AS LONG AS IT GETS YOU SOME PRESS THAT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T STRIP ON A DISTANT BEACH FOR THE CAMERAS WHEN THE KIDS ARE ACTUALLY IN YOUR CARE AT THE TIME AND YOU HAVE THEIR NANNY STRIPPING WITH YOU INSTEAD OF WATCHING OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!DON’T STRIP ON A DISTANT BEACH FOR THE CAMERAS WHEN THE KIDS ARE ACTUALLY IN YOUR CARE AT THE TIME AND YOU HAVE THEIR NANNY STRIPPING WITH YOU INSTEAD OF WATCHING OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!(repeated for emphasis)
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NO KEVIN, DON’T EXPOSE YOURSELF OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN FOR THE CAMERAS WHICH YOUR SONS WILL SEE!!!!!!!!!!!! NO KEVIN, DON’T DRESS LIKE A STRIPPER AND MAKER A STRIPPER VIDEO EVEN THOUGH YOUR TWO BOYS WILL OBVIOUSLY BE INFLUENCED BY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!NO KEVIN, DON’T CALL CIGARETTES LOLLIPOPS, ASK YOUR 2 YEAR OLD KID TO FIND THEM, AND THEN BE SEEN SUCKING REAL LOLLIPOPS WHEN YOU GO OUT CLUBBING!!!!!!!! THAT WON’T CONFUSE HIM OR LEAD HIM TO SMOKING, NOT ONE BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO KEVIN, DON’T CONSTANTLY PLACE YOUR KIDS IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS OR HIRE AN UNQUALIFIED NANNY ONLY BECAUSE SHE’LL GO PARTYING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO KEVIN, DON’T STAY INSIDE WITH YOUR TWO BOYS, GO OUTSIDE AND EXPLOIT THEM SO PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE A GOOD PARENT!!!!!! BREAK THE RULES OF YOUR CUSTODY AGREEMENT, IT’S OK IF IT GETS YOU SOME PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM PROFANITIES AT PEOPLE WHILE BEING RECORDED, IT’S OK!!!!!!!!!!
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NO KEVIN, DON’T MAKE YOUR TWO INFANT BOYS WAIT FOR DINNER UNTIL 10:30 PM JUST BECAUSE THAT’S HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR YOU GET MAKE YOURSELF UP AND LOOK “RELATIVELY” GOOD AFTER A HORRIBLE WEEK IN THE PRESS!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE JUST GROWING BOYS, IT WON’T HURT THEM, NOT TOO MUCH…………..JUST BUUY THEM ALL THE “LOLLIPOPS” THEY WANT LATER IN LIFE AND THEY’LL LOVE YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE THEM LOVING YOU IS ALL THAT’S IMPORTANT ISN’T IT??????? HUH???!!!! THEM LOVING YOU, NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE…..HUH?!
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Quite simply Jenn, Kevin is no angel, BUT HE’S THE BETTER PARENT OF THE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then it’s kind of like trying to choose between two types of crotch rot. sorry, i can’t see kevin as a shining light in any given situation.
That’s ironic, because britney probably has TWO TYPES OF CROTCH ROT all to herself! AND THE CRABS!
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Scabies is a definite possibility, and the real reason she shaved off her hair could have been LICE! Ever think about that? LICE!
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But let’s not forget the greatest health threat that she brings to the world, BRITNEY’S SUPER SKANK VAPOR!!!!!!!!! MY GOD SHE’S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! (but her kids will be first, thanks to the fantards and apologists who think she should be around them and in charge of their safety).
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OH GOD, NO!!!! NOW SHE’S SMOKING AND EXUDING THE SUPER SKANK VAPOR!!!!!!! IT’S DOUBLE POISON!!!!!!!! NO, BRITNEY, NO!!!!!! KEEP KILLING YOUR CAREER AND ANY MICROSCOPIC PORTION OF SELF-RESPECT YOU HAD LEFT, BUT DON’T SUBJECT US TO YOUR SUPER SKANK VAPOR AND YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE!!!!! WAIT…WHAT’S THAT?????? NO!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!!! NOW THE SUPER SKANK VAPOR IS ALSO BEING SPEWED FROM HER SWEATY UNSHAVEN ARMPITS!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR?????????? (Oh, that’s right, you just look at 3 year old pictures of yourself, AND YOUR FANTARDS DO TOO!!!!!!!!!!!)
You guys don’t even know Britney and the only information you “think” you know is created in the media. They created a fake image of her when she first started her career and now they’re creating another image of her. To insult others who bought into her image when she started out is being a hypocate, considering you’re buying into the image the media is portraying now.
Wrong. Her previous image was one that was largely manufactured and controlled. The one you see now is still an image in that it is carried through the same media-TV, papers, magazines, and blogs, and it is an incomplete picture, BUT IT IS ONE THAT IS ALL BRITNEY. NO PUBLICISTS INFLUENCING THE PRESS. NO MANAGERS DIRECTING HER ACTIVITIES OR HER CHOICES. NO ONE WHO “KNOWS BETTER” AND IS KEEPING HER FROM MAKING MISTAKES SHE WOULD OTHERWISE MAKE…..KEEPING HER FROM MAKING CHOICES THAT SHE WANTS ONLY TO FULFILL HER MOMENTARY DESIRES AND EGO, RATHER THAN THOSE BEST FOR HER FAMILY OR CAREER.
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THIS IS THE TRUE BRITNEY: DRUNK, STONED, SCREAMING, SMOKING, STRIPPING, AND GROTESQUELY ATTACHING HERSELF TO ANY MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD WHO IS STILL STUPID ENOUGH TO WORSHIP HER. THERE SHE IS. EAT HER POOP FANTARDS. KEEP ATTACKING THOSE WHO CALL YOUR FANTASY WORLD INTO QUESTION AND EAT HER POOP. SEND HER $50 FOR YOUR COMMENT ON AN ALBUM TITLE SHE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT (ESPECIALLY YOUR OPINION ON WHAT THE TITLE SHOULD BE!!!) AND THAT WON’T BE RELEASED ANYWAY AND JUST WORSHIP BRITNEY. WORSHIP HER AND EAT HER POOP. ATTACKING HER OLD/NEW “IMAGE” IS JUST ANOTHER WAY TO BE IN DENIAL ABOUT REALITY AND BLAME SOMEONE ELSE FOR BRITNEY’S PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF BRITNEY HERSELF…IT’S ALL THE IMAGE’S FAUL…….ERR, IT’S THE PAPARAZZI’S FAULT….NOT BRITNEY’S……NOW PASS ME SOME OF THAT POOP-ON-A-STICK.
and yet, she has no less than christina aguilera not only defending her but appearing with her; justin timberlake, jc chasez, ne-yo, and timbaland have all come to work with her and try to help her out. it can’t all be pity and they certainly aren’t getting any positive press out of it. so why are they doing it?
i have no proof that britney has some kind of mental illness, but i believe it. and teaching the mentally ill has taught me a great deal, in that i can’t assume everything, i know a hell of a lot less than i think- they take me down a few pegs hourly- and that choice for them is different than for us. their chemical makeup is so damaged that their decision making and daily choices do not even run parallel to ours. what makes logic and sense to them doesn’t even come close to what we think. so i can feel sympathy for her. she has been increasingly erratic over the years and her meltdown isn’t a surprise. sadly, i think she will get it together, run on that high- and lose it periodically, again and again. this is worse than addiction because there is no real cure or habit involved. i feel badly for her because mental illness is so misunderstood and the victims of it are so maligned.
that said, i feel horrible for her kids. i absolutely hate federline, who abandoned his partner and children for a bank account and who discovered that his ride on the gravy train wasn’t what he thought. being the better parent by default means NOTHING. it’s like, oh, he just smokes around them, she drinks- he’s better. i think they would be better off with britney’s mother.
“…i think she will get it together…”
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It’s official……FANTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pull of the blinders and FORGET ABOUT KEVIN FOR A SEC, BRITNEY IS A HORRIBLE MOTHER, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO SUPPORT, PROTECT, OR RAISE A CHILD, LET ALONE FEED ONE, AND SHE’S GOT TWO OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who is concerned about the kids would try to get the greatest threat to their well-being and safety removed first, AND THAT’S BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“..i think they would be better off with britney’s mother…”
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So do a lot of people, BUT WHO CUT HER OUT OF THEIR LIVES????? HUH?!!!! WAS IT KEVIN???? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS BRITNEY!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY!!!!!!!!! AND BRITNEY SERVES UP HER MOTHER IN PUBLIC AND TRASHES HER ON HER WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW LONG IS THAT WEIRD, ANGRY STATEMENT GOING TO BE ON THERE ANYWAY, LONG ENOUGH UNTIL HER BOYS LEARN TO READ????? BECAUSE BRITNEY WOULD DO THAT!!!!!!!!! NOT KEVIN BUT BRITNEY!!!!!!!! SHE’S ONE MEAN, EVIL, CRUEL, AND SPITEFUL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK SHE’S ALWAYS SEEN WITH LOLLIPOPS NOW ANYWAY????? HUH?! HUH?! TIME TRAVEL! HUH?!
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okay. fantard, kevin federline is better by default, whatever. still- why is someone like christina aguilera, who needs NOTHING from britney sticking up for her? or justin timberlake? you have a lot of theories about her, so i’m wondering what you think about people coming to her defense that get nothing out of it.
hmm.. someone has had too much free-time on their hands. and i do too - anyway she may be anything, but at least she is still not a financial liability and is still sell-able. as for who she is in ‘real’ and what kinda woman/daughter/mother/friend she is - well i dont care. that she has to deal with herself. and just coz shes not going on a hello, ok, people, us weekly interview rampage (including the ones she never showed up for) doesnt mean shes not going through stuff on her own - and i hope shes analyzing all this - its personal - and its her choice to defend her actions. she sold and image. ppl bought that. i really wonder what would i want for a person - that he/she continues to lead a life controlled by others in everyway - just so that the’image’ remain intact - or someone who makes mistakes - no matter how many - but they all be his/her own. what would be a fuller life? half the ppl hating on her are actually hating on her cos they are dissappointed she is no longer the prim self she was projected to be (and they expected her to be). too sad. deal with that. there are murderers, rapists, child molesters and heads of state that send innocent, un qualified ppl into war (a war for no reason) and terrorists who deserve to be picked on like this. not some stupid celeb who’s actions affect/destroy/humiliate him/herself. (exception - lohan - who could’ve killed people under her car - but then shes not a mother,neither half as big a celeb - so lets not waste time where it matters) as for screwing her babies lives- there are way more qualified ppl at child welfare organizations - who can deal with or alter the shit. so lets leave that to their judgement. PS _ whatever she may do - i think shes a genius (ok in a warped way) she has had the world talking for 1 year for something ro the other.
“there are murderers, rapists, child molesters and heads of state that send innocent, un qualified ppl into war–and terrorists who deserve to be picked on like this.”
And you don’t think those people are getting “picked on”? I think you spend too much time on TOB and not enough time watching or reading World news, otherise, you would not have said that.
Also, as far as your statement of “sending innocent people into war”…we joined the military, we signed the contract, I don’t think there is anything innocent about our decisions (except maybe that the dumbass recruiter sent me out the door with a stupid crappy jet mechanic job that i knew nothing about). This is why everyone gets an automatic GWOT ribbon if they have enlisted since the war began.—————and the “unqualified” part…well that is why the military gives us BMT and Technical Schools, and whatever they call them in other branches.
For the record Crista, I appreciate the sacrifices by those who serve and their families. I grew up in a small town where nearly all the older men fought in WWII. Because there aren’t many job opportunities in small towns, a lot of guys join nowadays not to fight but for training and travel, and at least before the current war, the service did them all some good, teaching them discipline, giving them structure and responsibilities, and training for a post-service career.
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That being said, I don’t agree with how the current administration is using them, and is acting irresponsibly concerning their safety. And thats just for starters, but you get the idea. I just wanted to clarify this since we’ve danced around the subject before. Thanks for what you do.
Thanks, and I agree with you. I honestly did not join to fight, I joined because I wanted to go to Germany (here I am!!) and other parts of the world. Yeah, now I can’t WAIT to get back to America, but thats beside the point. Getting back on track, I didn’t join to fight, but it is a consequence, which is why I joined the Air Force and not the Army…at least my chances are a little better. My husband faces deployment next year, but thankfully we aren’t in the desert longer than a few months. Alongside with your comment too, I hate politcs and I try to stay out of it as much as possible. I am just here to be here,make money, and put up with military bullsh*t! lol (the free healthcare is nice too)
AHHH!! sorry people, We were getting off-track with the Britney Spears “bashing”!!! On with the stories,comments,and opinions!!!!
“I think you spend too much time on TOB and not enough time watching or reading World news,”
this coming from you? when are you not on here spewing garbage and kissing ass? so ignorant!
lmao! you don’t pay attention to detail much do you? You don’t even read people’s posts before you start blabbing about someone do you? How f*cking stupid do you look right now? hahaha! When am I NOT on here??? If you want to get technical and preachy about it, then check the time stamps and measure the distances in between you dumb asshole, since you obviously have time to notice!! again….L.M.A.O!
I forgot to mention that it is a pitiful crime to know that I am serving for people as stupid as you. A crying shame. And you don’t even have enough respect to realize this. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that you are attmepting to insult somebody who is facing deployment at anytime because you got bored on the internet? Do you even know anybody with enough blood and guts to potentionally lay their life on the line for the likes of some pathetic moron such as yourself? Oh no, I sure as hell am not asking for you to feel sorry for me or anyone who willingly joined the military, but instead to feel sorry for yourself for being such a waste of space and air. Keep your pathetic attempts to insult me to yourself…believe me, I have heard much worse from my BMT Instructors, and at least they had more class and respect. One more piece of advice…GROW UP.
Try to say something about the type-o’s too, Im sure YOU have never ever made a spelling error in your life, right? Maybe you are one of those people who like to make fun of people who don’t know alot of english, therefore their attempt at english typing is mis-typed and confusing…you seem like the type to make fun of people like that anyway.
Ha, honey, get over yourself… You can dish criticism but you can’t take it? How immature is that? You clearly have some issues regarding your current deployment. Might I suggest some counseling? And hurling profanities is not the way to win an argument, sweetheart. Perhaps you should take your own advice and grow up.
no, no reason for war except that we got a vicious, violent dictator who enjoyed having rape rooms and torture rooms and ran a country into the ground. we should be saving darfur next. without our BRAVE military out there helping and fighting, we’d be nowhere and fast. and if you don’t think that a lot of those middle east countries aren’t hoping for the death of the evil west, you’re as insane as they are .
Do your homework and find out who put him in power, who knew about the rape rooms, and who ignored it………and who sold him armaments so he could keep his power and subject his people to that type of oppression….
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AND WHO HAS TORTURE ROOMS NOW?????? WHO IMPRISONS PEOPLE INDEFINITELY WITHOUT TRIAL, OR EVEN CHARGES AGAINST THEM?????? NO RIGHTS, NO RECOURSE, JUST A BIG GUARD WHO COMES IN AND PLACES A HOOD ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT BEFORE HOOKING YOUR NADS UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND MAKING YOU STAND IN A STRESS POSITION FOR 12 HOURS?????? SADDAM IS GONE BUT SOMEBODY IS DOING THAT NOW!!!!!!!
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WHO RAN THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND AFTER IT ONCE HAD THE LARGEST SURPLUS IN IT’S 200+ YEAR HISTORY????? WHO??????? WHO TOOK A PROUD COUNTRY UNDER THE RULE OF ONE TYRANT, WHO BY THE WAY, DID MANAGE TO KEEP HIS COUNTRY TERRORIST-FREE, AND WHO THEN INVADED THAT COUNTRY AND TURNED IT INTO HELL ON EARTH, KILLED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT FAMILIES AND CHILDREN, AND TURNED IT INTO THE MOST HEAVILY POPULATED TERRORIST SPAWNING GROUND THAT MODERN MAN HAS EVER SEEN????? WHO, HUH, WHO??????????????
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AND ALL FOR THE BARGAIN PRICE OF $500 BILLION DOLLARS! $500 BILLION, AND THEY HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED TO PULL OUT YET!!!!!! $500 BILLION TO CREATE HELL ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.nationalpriorities.org/Cost-of-War/Cost-of-War-3.html
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Once again jenn, WHO IS WORSE??????? DID SADDAM COST AMERICA $500 BILLION??????????? DID HE KILL AS MANY PEOPLE IN HIS RULE THAT AMERICA DID WHEN INVADING IRAQ, OR THAT WILL DIE FROM THE TERRORISM THAT THE INVASION AND OVERTHROW CREATED???????? SADDAM DIDN’T SPAWN A NEW GENERATION OF TERRORISTS, DID HE? QUITE THE OPPOSITE!!!!!!!!! HE KEPT THEM IN CHECK!!!!!!!!!SADDAM ONLY HAD ONE ABU GHRAIB, NOW WE’VE GOT THAT FULL, GOT GUANTANIMO, AND A BUNCH OF BLACK OPS PRISONS AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus christ on a bicycle, i don’t even know where to begin. exactly how is supporting our brave soldiers being a sheep? thinking for myself isn’t being a sheep and i sure as hell am not going to be influenced by your ramblings. where did you see me writing anything about george bush? you’ll write nice things to christa, but listen to what you say about her as a soldier or the people she works with. as a matter of fact, genius, try reading some of anne lamott’s work on salon.com. she is a known liberal and marches against the war and has led protests against not only the war but george bush, whom she despises BUT she supports our military who are humans coming home from the war with missing limbs and chemical injuries and trauma. but heck, i was too busy baaing to read that and consider it and THINK FOR MYSELF. furthermore, i have gone to lectures where victims of darfur and iraq have spoken about what they’ve been through- the woman from darfur who watched her mother and sisters raped, limbs cut off and thrown into a river because THAT is the value they were thought to have, and her father and brothers tortured and killed before her eyes and MAYBE if someone thought they were worth fighting for, they wouldn’t be genocide victims. i HAVE listened when hussein’s victims try to talk about their experiences and break down, sobbing, unable to go on about what they’ve been through, so for WHATEVER REASON the war is going on, at least some good has come out of it for people that are rarely even thought of. i don’t see warmhearted “critical thinkers” out there protecting the iraqis who want to vote and risk their very lives to do so- that’s our soldiers. yes, there are jerks and evil people and HELLO, there are also bad apples in every single career path. whether or not this wonderful hussein, who raped and murdered his own freaking PEOPLE on WHIMS kept his country terrorist free is irrelevant; he terrorized them. i am sure that every single damn soldier there wants nothing more than to go the hell home, but look at the welcome being prepared them for doing nothing more than serving their country. just because you don’t agree with me doesn’t mean that you’re right and it sure as hell doesn’t mean that i am a sheep because i think for myself. my opinion, right? now if you will excuse me, i have to go back to blindly supporting britney spears and considering what excuse i will offer next for her actions. busy, busy, busy.
what would you know about being unqualified? how about brave and willing to help people? i don’t see any of you half witted liberals over there helping the victims of hussein’s rape rooms or torture chambers or risking your lives to try to keep a country safe. how dare you insult such brave people or paint them all with the same brush? there’s bad apples in any career, and all i ever see in office jobs are lazy asses who play solitaire or write emails all day.
jenn, you probably unaware that three American army just pled GUILTY to RAPING AN INNOCENT 14 YEAR IRAQI OLD GIRL AND THEN KILLED HER, HER MOTHER AND FATHER, AND YOUNGER SISTER, JUST SO THAT THERE WOULD BE NO WITNESSES…AND LET’S NOT FORGET THEIR JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING IN THAT COUNTRY WAS BASED ON A LIE, OF BEING COMPLICIT IN 9/11, WHICH IT WASN’T, AND THAT IT HAD WMD’S, WHICH IT DIDN’T.
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Certainly, not everyone in the armed services would do that, but that is one of the many horrible things that go hand in hand with war, A WAR THAT DIDN’T HAVE TO HAPPEN.
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“Half-witted” is someone who believes the hype and attacks the opposition because that’s what the powers-that-be and the mass media tells them to do. Many people, and many “liberals” believe that speaking out against this kind of thing is necessary, and by doing they so THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE ONES who “support the troops” because by doing so they help to minimize the opportunities for something like this to happen, and that by doing so they keep the troops from being placed in dangerous situations.
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Many of these people aren’t “liberals”, just critical thinkers or people with BOTH a conscience AND a brain, BECAUSE HAVING A CONSCIENCE ALONE WON’T CUT IT WHEN YOU’RE EASILY FOOLED AND PURSUADED!!!!!!!! All the hype about Iraq’s involvement with 9/11 and WMD’s, AND EVEN THE TRUTH BEHIND THE THREAT OF ATTACK BEFORE 9/11 WAS OUT THERE YEARS BEFORE AMERICA INVADED!!!!!!! These people knew about it, spoke out, AND DID TRY TO STOP IT!!!!!!! And they were attacked and minimized in the press, and especially Fox News, AND GULLIBLE, EVEN WELL-MEANING SHEEP LIKE YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT AND JOINED THE BAND WAGON (Poop-on-a-Stick, anyone?)!!!!!!!
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Conscientious objectors traveled to Iraq and placed themselves in harms way before the first bombs of “Shock and Awe” fell. They were there when it happened. NOT YOU, JENN, NOT YOU, BUT THOSE “HALF WITTED” LIBERALS. They marched and protested in local parades where their numbers were under-reported and the police routinely divided the protesters in half and routed the second group in a different direction to make it seem smaller and less important TO THE SHEEP. Some people, gee, I don’t know who, parked their cars for six entire months as a non-violent symbol to protest the upcoming WAR FOR OIL.
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The only person “unqualified” here (besides the fantards) is you, because even though you might mean well, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let me quote crista, and i hope she doesn’t mind. right above- “it is a pitiful crime to know i am serving for people as stupid as you.” don’t patronize me by telling me i mean well and don’t throw fantard in my face because it’s reactionary and useless. so a few stupid pieces of crap paint the entire military with their shitty brushes? you made sure to mention that before issuing a hasty disclaimer that okay, not all the military is like that. there is very little i am unaware of. all you know how to do is react- any post gets you reacting, if you can get your knuckles off the ground long enough to do it. may i ask where these conscientous objectors were when hussein was raping and murdering innocent humans? i am sure that his victims would have appreciated SOMEONE getting in harm’s way before they were hung from ceiling fans and beaten. are they putting their bodies in between the militants and the people of darfur who probably wouldn’t mind a little interjection before someone hacks their limbs off at random? if you’re going to stand in harm’s way, then how about starting at the beginning? someone has to start somewhere and at least MOST OF the military is out there trying to help the people they see and bring some order or at least do something while they’re there because the rest of us are sitting at home typing posts about idiot celebrities and blithely oblivious to the hell they’re living through. the media is pretty solidly divided between those who agree with the war and those who don’t and there have been plenty of inaccuracies on both sides. george carlin once said he’d rather talk to the doormen than any idiots in their buildings, and i would rather speak to and hear from the ranks living through it than people who just sit around and discuss it.