
According to the New York Daily News:
Dudes who were bummed that Natalie Portman didn’t take it all off during her pole dance in “Closer” can look forward to “Goya’s Ghost,” in which she plays a victim of the Spanish Inquisition. “There’s a long shot of a nude woman,” she tells Movies.com’s Jeanne Wolf. But, sadly, she adds, “It’s not me. … You do see some parts of me unclothed, but if they end up on Web sites making it look like I’m nude, I’m going to be really, really angry.” And nothing is hotter than an angry Natalie.
















She thinks that there aren’t already phtoshopped pictures of her on the web?
One of the very few actresses of note who I cry myself to sleep over not ever getting to be with in some weird utopian fantasy life. Sigh…