Jennifer Garner finally addresses her “breakfast pouch” as a real-life growing fetus. She’s “excited,” obviously, can’t you tell?

Ricky Martin one-upped Clay Aiken — he’s not the father of one son, but two! Twins! His surrogate mother gave birth a few weeks ago, and “He’s elated to begin this new chapter in his life.”

Matilda Ledger is no fan of paps. She delivers a classy F-You middle finger, brava.

Megan Fox’s boobs: At the request of director Michael Bay, the Transformers 2 starlet turns her B into a C.

The cougar of cougars Sharon Stone is at her naughtiest with a 24-year-old boy that flashes his caller ID around whenever Sharon calls for a hump.

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(Come to Daddy!)

Matt Damon’s got a new girl in his life. She just arrived today — courtesy of the Missus — and her name is Gia Zavala.

Let’s see, there’s day-old Gia. Isabella, 2. Alexia, 10 (his wife’s child from a previous relationship). And of course, Lucy, aka Mrs. Damon. That’s a lot of estrogen!

Matt recently told USA Today, in jest, “I’m so outnumbered, it’s crazy.”

His BFF George Clooney calls Matty D. a “phenomenal” father. That’s sweet, but what does George know about that?

Welcome, Gia! Wooo!

Source: Matt Damon and His Wife Welcome a Girl (People)

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Heidi Klum doesn’t flinch. “What? You mean the cheap Heath Ledger?” she sasses back (per BFF’s imagination). “But, you know, he did make me laugh in The Pineapple Express — loved his pants! How do you call them? P and J’s?”

Seal, Heidi and James were caught in and outside of the Claridges Hotel in London. James looked more fly than Seal — James’ jeans were hotly tighter, and, hello, I love a man-cardigan — but, you know what? James looked more fly than Heidi, too. Heidi’s dress-on-pants was a concept that echoes a dis she once delivered to a Project Runway contestant, and the dress part looks like it was inspired by New York’s rain gutters.

Project Runway, please make me give a damn tonight.

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("A half-assed peace sign is all I can give. I'm sorry.")

Witnessing someone like Meg Ryan once being described as America’s Sweetheart with the perfect marriage (with Dennis Quaid) and the perfect romantic comedies and the perfect short/messy hair to the woman that copped to a failed affair with her co-star Russell Crowe and the bad butch-woman movies (um, In the Cut? Against the Ropes?) and the disconcerting-oh-yikes-lips-face and the so, so sad confessional interview (see below) — it’s really uncomfortable.

It’s like that commercial with what seems like the last two polar bears left standing on a miniature glacier (so sad). Meg Ryan, you’re breaking this BFF’s heart.

According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Meg is convinced that you can’t have love and a career. I mean, look at her. She’s living proof (or, ahem, Proof of Life).

“It’s very difficult to be a career person and have a relationship. I didn’t succeed at doing it at all. It’s incredibly hard.”

So, the Russell Crowe thing? Meg added: “I empowered myself by not staying in the thing with Russell. I felt it was going to be repeating some similar patterns that I’d just gotten out of and it was a drag because I was crazy about him.”

And, F-freakin’-Y-I: “But I did not leave my marriage for him. I left because it was not working.”

Meg just sounds so … withdrawn. Makes me feel like I should rent French Kiss — to torture myself, and tip Meg’s scale-of-doom in a different direction.

(Her new film The Women releases Sept. 12, and she’s starring in Cheryl Hines’ directorial debut Serious Moonlight with Kristen Bell.)

Source: Women can’t have love AND a Hollywood career says actress Meg Ryan (UK’s Daily Mail)

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(Oh, beer. I love thee so much.)

Jessica Simpson loves beer! But her like-handles begged her for something light. Oh! Stampede Light! Hellllloooo, loverrrrr.

Jess is the new spokesgirl for Stampede Light Plus beer, a low-carb/low-calorie brew from the Dallas-based Stampede Brewing Company. She likes it enough that she even owns a 15 percent share in the company.

The beer’s website is one part Marlboro cigs (a — a-ha! — stampede of horses), one part Gold’s Gym (a bright yellow background and a fella performing perpetual push-ups). Stampede Light boasts ingredients like, “pure spring water, the choicest hops, and malted barley, then infused with smoked white oak chips and boosted by a little extra ‘plus.’ ” Oh, and it also “goes down like butta.”

Bet Jessica was responsible for that “butta” quip.

Source: Beer me! Jessica Simpson’s a brewery spokeswoman (NY Daily News)

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