Once every 3 months, Britney Spears hits either a straight flush (no underwear for 5 consecutive nights) or the closest she’ll get to a royal flush (nipple flash, ass flash and underwear flash for 3 consecutive nights in a row).
What are the odds of these things happening consecutively? Why does she put herself in these situations anyway? It’s hilarious. She’s trying so hard to write heartfelt letters on her website, yet, she still cannot manage to not look like any other 25-year old trash that hits the Sunset Strip on a party night….and that’s just the way it is!
I can’t wait to see the look on the faces of her two little boys when they start doing their due diligence 15 years from now on and connect the dots. Still rooting for ya girl!
[Picture via INF Daily]
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I don’t understand why people get so irritated/hateful when pictures like this surfaces. It’s not intentional that she flashes the camera with her underwear. The camera man knew exactly where to angle his/her camera to take this shot. I mean, how else can you get out of a car without opening you legs? specially in a low car like her’s. You have no idea how many people are sitting and watching this war between “fanatics” and “haters”. I am one of them, and i know when not to defend her and when i should defend her.
“I don’t understand why people get so irritated/hateful when pictures like this surfaces”
BECAUSE ITS COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE AND SHE’S A MOTHER OF TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention that if she’s doing this, how good of a mother can she really be? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER’S COOTCHIE JOHN? HER NIPPLES?: HER UNDIES? What sort of effect do you think that will have on her boys? How will they see her mother later in life? How will they see women in general?
Honestly, if you take a picture of any girl in a skirt getting out of a car, im pretty sure you’ll get a shot like this. Especially since photographers have cameras that take like 10 shots in 2 seconds. If anyone has to bash her about this they should head over to x17 and watch the video of her getting out of the car. Im pretty sure shes not doing this intentionally. Instead, we should ALL know that its the paparizzi trying to get these shots, no matter how far they have to go, even if they are on their knees.
yes Chris, I’ve pleasured myself to the pics of YOUR MOM getting out of her car…………………you’re right, it happens to all women and we should just allow it, there’s ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT, like it’s the will of God that they HAVE TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES EVERYTIME THEY GET OUT OF A CAR.
Ever hear of slacks? Jeans? Capri pants?
OK, I’m wrong…..Britney just can’t keep her legs together, period. I’m surprised they don’t hear an echo every time she’s in the recording studio!
she has on underwear fucktard…the nude pics, yeah that wasa bad….but hello…she DOES have undies on.
Its so sad how bitter you are about britney not kissing your ass to bring your site back. You will never forgive her will you?
What has Britney done to deserve forgiveness? Feed the homeless? Volunteer at a battered women’s shelter? NOT!!!!!!!!! She’s merely indulged her own excesses, more so now than ever. Why should she turn a new leaf, when there’s, in your own words, FUCKTARDS like you who defend her no matter what she does?
however you feel about britney, who are you to be so self righteous and judgmental? i bet you’re at the shelter every weekend, right? no, too busy posting endless crap about her. it’s excessive and ridiculous. you have a cyber meltdown every time you see her name. she isn’t the greatest, she isn’t the worst- do you get this crazy over lindsay lohan driving while drunk and stoned? she could’ve killed someone and luckily just smashed a tree. do you get this vicious about that?
The only difference between Britney and any typical 25-year-old woman is that us peons don’t have some moron standing outside our car waiting to take a picture of our crotch as we exit.
Jesus H. Christ, so she’s wearing a skirt and getting out of a car. Let’s get over it!
“…The only difference between Britney and any typical 25-year-old woman is that us peons don’t have some moron standing outside our car waiting to take a picture of our crotch as we exit…”
I’ve got a hard drive that says different. Nice tat, by the way. And you should check your driver’s side fron tire, it was looking a little low…………
Lol you people are idiots! Me and lots of other women can get in and out of a car while wearing a skirt without flashing anyone. It isn’t hard! It does require a little class though, so I can see why Britney has a problem with it(as do many of her fans judging by your dumbass comments.) You’re all nasty.
Thank you SparkleBitchxo, for placing the first reasonable comment on this thread. And they’re not nasty, they’re dumb-asses if they believe that
1) its impossible to get out of a car without exposing yourself
2) its OK to do it when you know the image will be shown around the world and you apparently don’t care if your own kids see it
3) its no big deal, or that the paparazzi, not Britney, are the ones to blame
But she isn’t flashing is she? It’s the paps who are flashing. Sorry but the nipple thing was just silly and she corrected it quickly. Loadsa stars show their nipples on film, angelina jolie, xtina in a photoshoot, so it;’s not a big deal. Next the ass thing, i mean wtf? We saw her ass at the beach 2 days ago, wat difference does it make that we are seeing it now. And the crotch thing is nothing new lol, loadsa stars, nearly every female star has their panties shot. What makes her less of a mother or less of a human than langerie models of any size and shape. Peeps need to get a life.
Is your mom out whoring it up, half naked in a nightclub right now Andy? I bet she isn’t
so, pam anderson? filming herself having sex, etc? what’s that to you? perfectly okay?
She’s trying so hard to steal the media spotlight back from Paris Hilton.
Get used to it. She doesn’t think anything is wrong with this, and she doesn’t plan to stop. She’s biored, and she needs to feel important, she needs to feel like she has a career from seeing her name in the papers. She does this to promote her career because she has nothing going on right now.
She could have posed for Playboy…she still could but for a significantly lesser pay check…she’s used goods, cheap and used.
Right again! It’s not like she was taken advantage of by a lone photographer hiding in the bushes. She has a army of photographers following her every move and hanging out at her favorites stops. There was probably twenty guys with cameras waiting for her to get out of her car, and she put on a fresh pair of panties and gave them what they wanted.
Sparklebitch you’re so right!!!
The difference between Britney and normal 25 year olds is NOT paparazzi! Normal 25 year olds dont have 2 weddings in 1 year, and get knocked up twice by trailer trash and flash crotches all over the place and shave heads!!! Oh, also, real girls know to keep their legs together or angled to the side when getting out of a car. Britney still thinks she’s hot….aww thats kind of cute in a sad way.
Bytch
2007-06-13 13:49:00
Well thanks,and thank goodness I’m not the only one with a brain on here lol. Amen to everything you wrote, it’s all so very true!
Im love wearing skirts and I never open my legs wide like this out of a car, I dont even do that with jeans lol. You guys are stupid.
Nora, you can rightfully call her defenders (aka but not always “fans”) stupid all you want, you can use as much logic, reason, and evidence as possible, and they still won’t get it.
plus there are lots of stars who wear skirts and do not get these kinds of pics. aguilera is an example. it is definitely intentional.
hey! at least she’s wearing underwear this time ruben! give her some credit! lol.
Like I said, she deliberately put on a fresh pair and gave the paps what they wanted. I’ll say this for Britney, this is probably the first time since she’s been out of rehab that she didn’t have some huge stain on her clothes or some weird oil spot in her shorts.
Britney is so clumsy and unstable and crazy.
Shouldn’t she be on some kind of medication for her behavior? Ugh!
much more of her behavior and I’m going to need medication. in fact, if i see her nipples dragging the ground again i think i’ll need a labotomy
Britney does not have to open her legs that wide to get out of her car. In fact, she can keep her knees together and spin herself around. But she probably doesn’t care, because she’s an exhibitionist and knows that pics of her exposed crotch has been published before, so it’s no big deal anymore. And it really isn’t, because we’ve all seen it. At least she’s wearing panties now.
As for her near nipple slip; I’m sure Britney knew that that was bound to happen when she first put on the dress. With a neckline that wide, loose, and low-cut, she had to have known. And for all anyone knows, maybe she wanted it to happen and make it seem like an accident. Otherwise she would have worn a bra or top slip. Britney can be coy sometimes.
Yep, Britney’s mother of the year material alright.
sparklebitch-exactly wot i woz gonna say. you ppl r retards. this is 100% intentional. brit is sad and desperate and money hungry attention seeking wannabe. i dont know how she reached her status when she only ever did one good song {her first one} and its the only one with half pie good dancing in it. that childish expression on her face when she sings makes me cringe and the tone in her voice. she now has a mental illness and she chooses not to take time out and get better because shes desperate for fame power glory money and drive thru cheeseburgers. she has never gotten a dime from me and never will. im not a mean spirited person but tha above reasons are why i cant feel bad for her. shes asking for it! {as a side note this reunion with k-fed i think its the two of them plotting for continued fame and money-nothing more} No britney supporters here.
She had a good song? (Attn Fans, popular does not equal good. Hitler was popular in Germany once. Slavery was popular here a long time ago. Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice, leisure suits, and asbestos was popular, etc)
and i bet you were homecoming king when you were in high school.
and i can maange to get out of car without spreading my legs like that and im a tom boy.
If you werent a dick Ruben and put the vodeo you could have seen it wasn’t like that!!!
you are such a LOOSER Ruben!!! why you’re not saying nothing about Jaden after Britney Prooved you your rumers were just fucking from your jealousy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lern to spel Jaye u fukin more on! Dikhed!