Nicole Richie Fears Paris Hilton’s Current Home

I thought the only reason Paris is in jail is because she violated her probation?
Nicole has not, right?

i saw her on letterman that night– nicole and the rest of the country know she’s heading to the slammer just like paris. her offense was so much worse (driving down the wrong side of the freeway!?) than paris’. maybe that gluten/carb-rich grub in jail will pack on a few pounds on that scary-thin body.

i’m sure you enjoy a good laugh– check out http://www.hollywoodzombies.com (the same people who brought you Garbage Pail Kids) for trading cards that showcase our favorite, Nicole Retchie, as the skinniest zombie you’ve seen this side of Dante. i work for them, so i’m spreading the good word.

what would paris have to say about all of this? that’s hot.

So if she is pregnant and ends up in jail. That will be like christmas morning all over again. A priceless white trash story, saved by some rich dude for good press…oh it’s like a hug from God. hmmmm