Paris Hilton has issued the following statement:
“Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.
As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”
Hmmm. Why do I have such a difficult time believing this girl? If she’s had an eyeopening experience, good for her, but I refuse to believe it until I see it.
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“that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq” > Oh please!
If Paris really wanted people to focus on other things, she’d start acting right!
Look at Christina Aguilera. She’s the only A-lister that isn’t a media-whore.
This girl didnt even graduate highschool. She doesnt have the mental compasity to think like this. This is maddness……sparrrtaaaaaaannnss!!
yeah whatever , she didnt write this… her lawyer or elliot wrote it for her.
just shut the f**ck up and do the time whore!
She didn’t write that, and I doubt she believes a single word of it either.
How can she afford lawyers and PR people to write this sh*t but she couldn’t afford a chauffeur to keep her out of jail?
Good question Mike…and the answer is that because she truely felt that she was invincible, and that NOTHING bad would ever happen because she’s a Hilton and she’d just buy her way out of any trouble. And the judge is seeing to it that THAT doesn’t happen, and I respect him immensley for that. I don’t get why she, Britney, Jessica, and countless others who are above everyone they meet don’t just have a driver on staff…security, PR people, stylists, but no driver…makes NO sense.
For the first time in her life, she wants us all to NOT focus our attention on her….at least that’s what THIS says. She actually knows about OTHERS in the world? She wants us to pay attention to THEM? WOW…she really is loosing it!
NEWS FLASH
The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.
Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.
Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.
Little Miss sex tape is shocked by how much attention she recieved…yeah, right! She just means this is the one thing that she didn’t want people to watch her do. Oh, and now she’s learned from her mistakes….that’s why she was crying like a spoiled three year old in the squad car. And if she really wanted people to pay attention to the war, she wouldn’t keep pulling stunts to get her name in the news.
This message drips of pr stunt. Her PR team wrote it for her. They’re afraid to say what she really feels for fear they’ll increase her sentence, or at least that they won’t credit her for good behavior.
i agree with EVRYONE above, but not with what Carolina wrote in her posting… Paris is a skank and all that. but really, what does she OWE to ANY obe of us to explain herself? and who the heck is Carolina that she needs proof.. u know what C, u r not GOD.. remember that. and people if Paris and her stunts irriatate you so much, DONT pick up the next mag u see with her on the cover, dont read or post paris related responses on blogs. She is smart ass really sustaining celebrity for nothing, its we who are STUPID AND SUMB AND MEDIA WHORES who so buy into it.. so as long as the market it, the supply will be there. lets all find some better hobbies
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