All Aboard HMS Spears

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Following the wrap of her intimate HoB tour, Britney Spears spent all day yesterday relaxing and hanging out with her kid/s. Reason for the latter forward slash is because we always only see one of them, the other one is hidden somewhere, nobody knows! Either way, bodyguards, Allie, friends, the whole nine yards in tow as usual. Britney departed from Marina del Rey and sailed out of the marina to soak up that fresh summer ocean breeze.

As soon as she got back, she was all smiles for the paparazzi, whom she most likely continues to detest. She later went in to the dance studio to do some work. She kept the captain’s hat on………it looked really good on her throughout the day, until she put on her usual dance attire and that created a lethal combination of just bad, bad choice of style. When I saw the pictures, I almost confused her with my blow-up doll (sans the patches). I’m only kidding! I totally, oh my gosh….luv hueer!

Too bad I’m such a shitbag!

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Comment by Leo
2007-05-25 07:49:44

she looks better…

Comment by MikeG
2007-05-25 12:58:27

“All Aboard HMS Spears” Thats probably what Britney tells her lesbian partners as Allie is the one who puts her children to bed.

Comment by mikejm
2007-05-26 05:30:28

yea mike ur soooooooo right!!! shes a lesbian!! real guys would think thats hot…guess ur not a man.

 
 
 
Comment by annie
2007-05-25 08:10:17

isnt small fry getting a little too big for that kind car seat?

Comment by jenn
2007-05-25 18:41:50

absolutely not- children must stay in rear facing infant seats until they are at least one year old AND over 20 pounds. she is totally correct in having him in that seat. personally, i find that a bit much, but that is what you’re supposed to do. you can use a convertible carseat, but it has to face backward and that is a pain.

 
 
Comment by anonymous
2007-05-25 08:52:48

ruben, dear, you are not a shit bag. you are just keepin’t it real and i appauld you for that. don’t let all those haters get to you, keep up the great work.

Comment by Kaytee
2007-05-26 08:08:50

dido!

 
 
Comment by Jen
2007-05-25 08:58:23

GO RUBEN!!! I think it’s funny that people come here to see what you have to say only to bash you when it’s all negative. You got away from WOB because of your views and turned it over to people who won’t dare say one negative thing about her. If that’s what those who come HERE for…the whole sheep mentality of she never does wrong and she’s all knowing and all wonderful, then they need to frequent that other site you used to run. I, for one, commend you for not wearing the blinders you used to have and the ones that those who are still fans seem to never leave the house without.

 
Comment by MikeG
2007-05-25 10:03:02

WORST….DRESSED….CELEBRITY….EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by Beth
2007-05-25 10:29:56

Hey Ruben
The first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have one. WAY TO GO SHITBAG!!!

 
Comment by JiveIntern
2007-05-25 10:59:07

RUBEN YOU R A SHITBAG!
You Haven’t posted any britney news, but carolina is posting everything you want to say…they have your name written all over it!!!
Ewww you nasty!

 
Comment by Tee
2007-05-25 11:25:23

BIGGEST….FAG….TROLL….EVER!!!!!!!

 
Comment by MikeG
2007-05-25 12:54:24

RUBEN YOU ROCK!!!! You’ve just me the new name for Britney’s breasts-SHITBAGS!!! God those things look awful, I wish she would put them away!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by jenn
2007-05-25 13:36:33

o ruben RELAX youre allowed to not like her you are a little hard on her but its your call just shouldnt be snotty about her kids as theyre defenseless babies- and yes jayden was with her covered up in his carseat which admittedly IS getting strange but he was there

 
Comment by johanna
2007-05-25 13:39:06

wow she really looks trashy!! her tours? you means her playback tours.

 
Comment by MikeG
2007-05-25 13:41:15

YOU ROCK RUBEN!!!! You just gave me a new name for Britney’s breasts…SHITBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by rl
2007-05-25 14:25:56

this site suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks

 
Comment by rl
2007-05-25 14:27:14

ruben a ti te botaron del fan club de britney por ladron

 
Comment by iou
2007-05-25 14:27:54

this the worst site everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 
Comment by someone
2007-05-25 15:31:08

WTF is this? Britney is not funny.

 
Comment by fellon
2007-05-25 19:04:55

Ruben you’re not a shit bag, you’re a has-been…. even Britney has more class than you!

 
Comment by Anonymous
2007-05-25 20:27:05

So Britney’s tour is over now?

 
Comment by alcaatras
2007-05-25 21:07:18

ruben has a female blow-up doll? thats news. besides that. the rest doesnt matter. coz ruben is neber gonna grow up

 
Comment by Jen
2007-05-25 21:25:58

“THIS SITE SUCKKKKKKS” and “This is the worst site ever….” WOW!!! Good to see that you come to the worst sites…sucky sites!!! If you hate it so much, why come? Why see? Why COMMENT?

 
Comment by Kelly
2007-05-26 01:06:10

Except for a diaper change stunt on mother’s day, as for as the public is concerned, Britney does not even acknowledge Jayden’s prescence. I don’t think she’s bonded with that baby at all. He might as well be someone elses’s baby for as much attention as she gives him. Sure, we don’t see what goes on behind closed doors. But most women don’t ignore one child constantly. Most women would actually carry the younger child, and have the older walk. But Britney never carries Jayden. Sean on the other hand, she shoves down our throats.
Don’t be surprised when Sean grows into the world’s biggest pain in the ass.

Comment by mikejm
2007-05-26 05:36:32

since you know this how? u cant judge a mother’s relationship based on a picture. i highly doubt she ignores her children at all. why do u hate britney so much yet u comment on her everyday?????

 
Comment by jess Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 13:27:15

I think the only reason she doesn’t carry Jayden around is because if the paps get a picture of him Kevin will be entitled to a shitload of money that Britney does not want to give him. But I really doubt it has anything to do with how much she cares about Jayden or not.

 
 
Comment by Adam
2007-05-26 04:11:15

People are so quick to judge. People complain when she isn’t with her children, ad then they complain when she spends time with them. And to say she hasn’t bonded with Jayden is ridiculus. So she doesn’t bond with him for like a minute when she’s moving about and when she’s in her car. There ARE 24 hours in a day. We see about 2 hours worth of those, even though it does seem like a lot more, but we see her when she is travelling places, we never see her at those places. I’m not saying she hasn’t made mistakes but surely its time to forgive and forget, and honestly, you don’t have ANYTHING to forgive because to forgive someone they gotta do something to you, and she never has a bad word about people, and never does anything bad to people from what we’ve seen. America, you created the life she has, you are responsible for her woes (the media, the haters) so You have absoloutley no right to judge.

People are so full of hate, and it is disgusting. And Ruben, i got a great therapist you can talk to, he managed to sort out michael jackson, not sure if he could help you though.

 
Comment by Beth
2007-05-26 12:03:10

Dissed wearing an hat.
Dissed not wearing one.
Dissed if dressed up and made an effort.
Dissed if dressed how she likes.
Dissed if she has her children.
Dissed if her children are elsewhere.
Dissed when she was carrying her child and nearly fell.
Dissed when not carrying her child.
Dissed for having close companions.
Dissed for not having them.
Dissed for having no hair.
Dissed for having hair.
Dissed for no make up.
Dissed for wearing make up.
Dissed if she doesnt leave the house.
Dissed when she does leave the house.
Dissed when looking after her children.
Dissed when not looking after them.
Dissed for going to clubs.
Dissed for walking barefoot.
Dissed for eating take away.
Dissed for gaining some pounds.
Dissed for losing the weight.

…We get the picture?
Brit no wonder you went barking mad hun,I would too.
You take care of you and your own.

 
Comment by Bruno
2007-05-26 13:16:06

I love to know that you’re still lihe Britney Spears!!!
She rocks everyone!!!!

 
Comment by rak
2007-05-27 17:30:39

Ruben she is everything you want, and are aspiring to be. You are so judgmental because you only hope and wish you could get to her level of stardom. You are in a glass house man, be careful what you wish for. You just might get it - and from my perspective that may not be what anyone would want. Karma is a bitch.

 
Comment by LeOgAhEr
2007-06-23 07:46:42

I Love you girls

Bay

 
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