Where Did All The Michael Jackson Fans Go?

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(Fallen Idol?) Michael Jackson gives a superstar wave after landing at London Heathrow Airport yesterday — even though there were no fans to greet him. In his heyday the whole airport would have been heaving.

This time Jackson, 48, was met by two cops and airport staff — who wheeled through his nine cases for a fleeting trip.

He’s no longer a Thriller, but his carbon footprint’s still Dangerous.

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Comment by Grek
2007-05-23 11:51:50

Umm, you obviously never saw the footage of him arriving in Japan a couple months back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzTeIHA21PM

Or the footage of him arriving back in the United States at the end of last year?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWMi1ZQmbJE

Or any of the footage of him traveling around this year or last, in London, Vegas, Japan? The man still draws bigger crowds wherever he goes than any other celebrity.

Comment by JackoEsWacko Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-24 02:19:39

I guess Wacko forgot to have airport plants scream for him this trip. Oops. Someone’s head is gonna roll for this one! Is Raymoan still around? Maybe it will be her. It’s time for him to turn on her, isn’t it?

Comment by Chris
2007-05-24 04:05:40

You comment on the supposed ‘childish’ comments from the MJ supporters, yet you go and write something like this? Makes me wonder about you, you hypocrite.

Comment by Spamacus
2007-05-24 16:10:50

You wonder about JackoEsWacko for comments made on a fan board, yet wholeheartedly support a man who’s made multiple payoffs to molestation victims, was busted with a stash of prescription drugs made out in other people’s names, and a house full of pic’s of nude kids?

…and let’s not even get started with the animal abuse, Demerol and cocaine residue…etc, etc

Methinks your priorities are a bit out of whack.

Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:21:48

Don’t forget his egocentric signature on the document admitting to child molestation! Wow, f’loons ARE confused, aren’t they? They’re all in love with someone who doesn’t give a hoot that they are alive until he needs $$$.

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Comment by Island Girly Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:03:07

H/she doesn’t have enough money to pay for the faux fans.

 
 
Comment by Spamacus
2007-05-24 16:13:26

The only large crowds he still draws are process servers. Your unqualified statements count for nada outside of Wacko-world, f’loon.

 
 
Comment by Angel Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 12:00:48

The fans didn’t know about it. It wasn’t publicly released that he was gonna be in the uk, until he got there. Even Ms. Bain hasn’t said anything yet.

Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:08:17

If Raymoan doesn’t say it, it ain’t so… If Raymoan doesn’t say it, it ain’t so… If Raymoan doesn’t say it, it ain’t so… Must not THINK for ourselves. Must NOT think for ourselves. If Raymoan doesn’t say it, it ain’t so… If Raymoan doesn’t say it, it ain’t so…

 
Comment by Love Michael
2007-07-30 20:14:38

Yes, exactly right.It is just because the fans did not know that.

 
 
Comment by jo
2007-05-23 12:14:23

you just stole this from the sun newspaper thats bad form!!

Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:09:23

OOOOoooooOOOO!!! Tell his mommy! Tell his mommmy!!!!

 
 
Comment by jay
2007-05-23 12:28:05

His trip to London was not announced and came as a surprise to his fans, you moron.

 
Comment by mikaela Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 12:31:36

We just didn’t know that he is going to the UK…and Michael will always wave wherever he goes because people will always recognize him. You are just making another bad news out of this…

 
Comment by REMIX
2007-05-23 13:58:27

where did the fans go, you ask…?

SCROLL…. DOWN……………….

…NOWHERE

Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:14:27

“Nowhere” sums up a f’loons future PERFECTLY! Thanks!

 
Comment by nunyabizziness
2007-05-26 19:45:00

Same goes for their fallen pedo tin god miss whacko

 
 
Comment by Jaime
2007-05-23 15:08:07

Ruben you botty boy! You are obviously not an MJ fan, so you would be writing this trash. Move over, before I spank you to a pulp!

 
Comment by Jon Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 15:41:41

I only found out on Tuesday 22nd May2007 at around 9:30pm after getting home from work.

Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:30:36

McDonalds closed up early, did it?

 
 
Comment by Tom S. Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 15:59:19

Wacko Jacko is a pedophile.

Comment by tom emmott
2007-05-24 06:19:13

why do u have to do this!!!!??? im so fed up of u haters- why do u do it?!?!?!?! u should b ashamed of urself!!! ur tryin to bring an innocent guy down but ull never do it!!!!ull never break him he is unbreakable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now fuck off n leave him alone!!!

Comment by Jon
2007-05-24 10:13:39

Wacko Jacko is a pedophile.

Comment by Cazzawaw
2007-05-24 10:34:05

Why yes. Yes he is!

In fact, it bears repeating: - Wacko Jacko is a pedophile.

Comment by Cujo
2007-05-26 09:25:05

Scary Poppins in a child molester. It’s also a deadbeat, liar and a freak that wants to be a white woman.

It also has admitted to animal cruelty, not even counting what it did to Bubbles the chimp.

The stupid fans just help enable a fruitcake that should have killed itself before it ruined the lives of purchased children.

I don’t think any of that can be said often enough.

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Comment by WackoEsChicoDiddler Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 11:33:25

Wacko is a pedophile.

 
Comment by SneakyP Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 17:07:06

Needs pounding into f’loonhaids:
Wack0 Jack0 is a pedophile.

 
 
 
 
Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:11:51

Why’s Wacko’s shirt all blotched with sweat? Did he start to go through withdrawal at 30,000 feet? Wow, it must suck flying commercial, huh? I guess there are no goody bags or IV drugs served up by British Air. Wacko es hurting for drugs.

 
 
 
Comment by soso
2007-05-23 17:37:35

Why do you guys always find something negative to say about the man? Everything he does is considered problematic even sleep.

Comment by Island Girly Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 17:46:13

That is because the man sleeps with little boys.

 
Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:13:17

Not true. If he’d take the big dirt nap, we’d be very happy indeed.

 
 
Comment by Christine Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 17:43:26

Yeah, the fans were not informed of it. It was a complete suprise. If I lived in the U.K, I would have been there in a heartbeat! And I know plenty of others who have the same feelings.
Believe me, if his fans in the U.K and beyond knew he was coming, we would have been there!

Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:16:52

He didn’t want you there. He doesn’t like his fans. In fact, he refers to them as “f*cking fans”. He only likes your money or what you can charge up on Mumsy’s credit card before she hunts you down and cuts you off.

 
 
Comment by sal
2007-05-23 17:49:18

I’m not a Michael fan, but i’m your mama told you that if cannot say anything nice, do not say anything at all. Everytime you guys say something negative about of mike you get an ego boot

Comment by WackoEsRepulsive-o Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 06:18:19

“I’m not a Michael fan, but i’m your mama told you…”??? You’re a f’loon all right. You batsh*ts can’t form simple sentences to save your life.

 
 
Comment by Tom S. Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 18:00:36

I’ll say something nice: It’s nice when Michael Jackson ISN’T molesting young boys.

Comment by Somethin' nice Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 04:14:18

I’ll say something nice: Neverland sure is going to look like as The Sneddon Vineyards.

Comment by SneakyP Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 17:09:41

Something nice thread:
It’s very nice when Michael Jackson is scruntinized cohorting with boys and the press has a field day.

Innit nice?

 
 
 
Comment by sao
2007-05-23 18:30:17

being on an airpot is considered child molesting

 
Comment by Cujo DeSockpuppet
2007-05-23 19:03:43

Pedo Pan had *nine* suitcases? I guess the freak had eight boys stashed in them.

Comment by JackoEsWacko Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-24 02:24:55

Nice suitcases, four little boys? You may have a point there. No wonder he likes them so young - they’re still portable at that age.

 
Comment by MJ_ world-kindest-man Subscribed to comments via email
2008-07-07 08:45:17

Why do you always write something bad about him.. Don’t you see all the money he gave to, all the worlds hospital for sick children.. He gave over 80 mill. dollars. and all you can say is he is a pedo… he’s not guilty in the case….He is worlds most kindest person… yes he has nine suitcases with clothes you idiot…. he need clothes like any one else… he been nothing but a kind and greatest person in the whole world… he’s the one who made so much song about beeing nice to each other and save the world to make it a better place… AND I KNOW THAT HE WOULD GIVE ANYTHING THAT HE HAVE TO SAVE CHILDREN………………….. IF HE WAS A PEDO MY DID’T HE DO SOMETHING TO HE’S CHILDREN.. SO THAT PROVE THAT HE IS NOT GUILTY… AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AS MICHAEL, BEACUSE I KNOW THAT HE IS WORLD KINDEST PERSON…. I LOVE YOU MICHAEL.. GOD BLESS YOU

 
 
Comment by Left Sock
2007-05-23 19:34:25

One of those suitcases was full of feces stained dildos, dirty size 4 boys underwear and photographs of naked little boys. I reckon he intends to toss it all in the Thames.

 
Comment by Jon Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-23 19:45:57

You sad people have got far too much spare time in your hands writing your stupid childish comments.Your the real pedos and freaks not Mike!

Comment by Island Girly Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:06:13

Are you one of Pambo’s Mexican/African American relatives? Projection is also one of her more entertaining traits.

 
 
Comment by Joseph Kane
2007-05-23 22:06:31

What nonsense. Michael’s appearance wasn’t even announced beforehand. The writer must have forgotten about last March 14, when Michael was greeted by fans at the very same Heathrow airport..

Video of Michael arriving at Heathrow (March 14, 2007):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKqyslbhC0

Michael leaving for Heathrow (March 21, 2007):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WV1d2Rl5YM

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

Joe.

Comment by Deke
2007-05-26 01:22:49

Well as a Michael Jackson fan that is most probably older than all of you, MJ’s fan are still here and we still support him even though he is judged by the likes of some here. Goes to show just how uninformed people can be. They take for truth what was proven false in a court of law.

 
 
Comment by JackoEsWacko Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-24 02:22:52

You have to wonder at the intelligence of the f’loons that call someone childish for posting a comment they don’t like but wind up their tear-stained rant with the equivalent of, “…he’s rubba, you’re glue, you stupid doo-doo head! So there! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!”

 
Comment by BM
2007-05-24 06:21:30

There was only no fans because it was a business trip and no fans knew that he was comming to the UK. His spokesperson never gave any information that he was comming here so how would the fans no he was comming?

if u go on the mj fan sites you will see were we all are ! there is alot of us !

 
Comment by Andrea
2007-05-24 07:37:40

scary thought…what will britney look like at this age?

 
Comment by Shannen
2007-05-24 08:47:36

Urrrr, maybe coz nobody knew about it, DUH! That’s why it was a SURPRISE visit *stupid ignorant people*

 
Comment by Rox
2007-05-24 08:57:27

I’m sure the fans didn’t knew anything about this. You’re fans are always here for you Mike and you know it! :)

 
Comment by Victoria
2007-05-24 09:47:03

Right because every celebrity has 32498293423948 fans to great them at an airport everytime they step off of a plane.

The only way fans will turn up is if they know he’s going to be there. In the case, how could they have known?

Ruben, you soft bint. You look like an anteater.

Comment by F'loonSlayer Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 04:19:09

“32498293423948 fans”???? Typical f’loon math. I bet you think your Pedo God is 10000000% innocent, too, right? RIGHT? F*cking f’loons. Can’t make them think, can’t get them cooridinated enough to stick a fork in a toaster…

 
 
Comment by Cazzawaw
2007-05-24 10:37:27

Wacko must hate his fans if he doesn’t want them smelling up the airport with their pathetic existences. Sneaking in on the quiet to be paid to appear at a birthday party? What sort of “friend” is Pedo Pan if he requires payment to go to a friend’s party? It’s not like the lazy child botherer is performing!

And oh my god! The big ugly hands? I pity his poor victims with those shovels bearing down on them.

Comment by Wow
2007-05-24 12:21:36

Where do thes people come from?!

It amazes me how people can come on here to share their negative opinion of a person they only know through a media medium, as if what they say is gospel, and expect people to be entertained by it?

Why is this pathetic? Because you chose to either search for this Michael Jackson article; Click on the link that pertained this Michael Jackson article; or You’re utterly and ridiculously bored enough to waste your time degrading yourself by attempting to degrate an entertainer and or his fans.

The fact that you’ve gone out of your way is like a soure of flattery for Michael Jackson.
Because for some reason, you hate him so much that you set time aside from your OH so busy day only that you care about him in some way.
You have to care enough to put time into your hatred for another person.

I can imagine these idiots sitting here typing and giggling and waiting around for the responses, as well.
You’re probably expecting someone to cry over your responses as well, yeah?

Oh, and newsflash, the probability of Michael Jackson every seeing your peon comments are about nill to none.
Your efforts heed so much applause.

clap, clap.

Y’all are so cool.

Comment by Cazzawaw
2007-05-24 15:01:13

Did you cry? Did you? Did you weep for the meanies being mean to your Pedo god?

Did your tearstained eyes close up, red and raw after shedding tears for Wacko?

That might explain the awful spelling!

 
 
 
Comment by LWG
2007-05-24 15:07:02

Hey Tabloid Junkie _ It’s slander_ You say it’s not a sword_ But with your pen you torture men_ You’d crucify the Lord_Just because you read it in a magazine Or see it on the TV screen_ Don’t make it factual,_ actual You’re so damn disrespectable

Comment by Cazzawaw
2007-05-24 15:37:46

How disgusting. Why do Wacko fans bring Jesus into the arguement?

Jesus said “Suffer the little children to come unto me.”

Wacko said: The little children will suffer as I come unto them.”

If you’re going to compare the kiddie fiddler to any religious figure, I’d go with Satan… And don’t worry, Michael Jackson will be meeting him eventually for what he did to those kids.

Comment by C.C Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-25 02:20:09

Tabloid Junkie is a song. They are lyrics. Chill.

 
 
 
Comment by sao
2007-05-24 20:15:52

all you people fan or haters! shut the hell up

Comment by BettyBoo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 04:21:12

Sao says: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why’s everybody always picking on Wacko!!!!!!”

 
 
Comment by C.C Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-24 20:16:46

“I truly believe that he has become an easy target because of his kindness and giving attitude. Michael is a good-natured man who has fallen victim to a vicious media. The same media that put him on a pedestal in the 80’s is attempting to bring him down, and won’t be satisfied till they break him. But the truth is, they can’t and they won‘t. We have a sick fascination with watching the mighty fall, but Michael is an exception. He truly is an innocent man, and a true survivor, providing great inspiration to all his loyal fans around the world. Don’t let the media taint his name and crucify an innocent man.”

Before we believe every little thing we see on television or read in the media, we must open our eyes and learn to judge for ourselves. We must learn to question the sources of ‘news’ and begin to form opinions of our own.

Comment by chello
2007-05-25 05:57:34

wow! well put. after all that mike has gone through, he might as well have become a junkie like most of the other superstars who have fall out of favour with mainstream sheikdom. he is in london minding his own business, so mind your own and find real stories to write about…

Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:19:44

Aw, come on! Everyone loves watching the plastic perv!

 
 
Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:24:18

[F'loon translation: "kindness and giving attitudes" = little boy nipple licking and very large pay-offs.]

 
 
Comment by log
2007-05-24 20:20:07

michael jackson is going to make $10 million and you guys will simply make nothing

Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:33:57

And it’s a good thing too! Manpons (extra absorbant) and shopping sprees for watches, tacky junk, toys and little boys costs LOTSA $$$! Being an old chicken hawk costs more than he expected.

Comment by Cujo
2007-05-26 09:29:45

Don’t forget that an old and self-mutilated pedophile with a huge drug habit has to really scrape up the big bucks to pay for drugs boys so they won’t be too revulsed when Pedo Pan is molesting them.

Let’s have a benefit for Wacko!

We can call it Ped-Aid!

 
 
Comment by LilBoisBlew Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 03:39:52

Earning $10 million dollars (boy, I HOPE he’s paying taxes because that will take care of half of that!) when you are $350 MILLION *IN DEBT* doesn’t really mean much, does it? That’s like earning $10 when you are $3,500 in the hole — it just doesn’t matter.

Comment by Rubba Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 04:23:52

Or to put it in terms that f’loons can understand… say you owe your meth dealer $350 and you find a dime on the sidewalk. Wow! Now he’ll only break your face, your knees and nine of your ten fingers! WOOHOOO! You is rich now, you is! Quick, buy a watch!

 
 
Comment by SneakyP Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 17:16:45

That Katrina Single sure was a moneymaker for the victims, wannit?

Thanks for confirming what f’loons believe is a charitable figure is actually a self-serving washup caught messing around with boys.

 
 
Comment by Jay
2007-05-25 05:35:59

I’m a fan and ALWAYS know when he was coming to the UK and wherever he is in the world. This time, I hadn’t a CLUE he was comin over here, I found out That NIGHT! Otherwise I would’ve been there. It’s a private trip, he didn’t want Raymone to release the details. Whats wrong with that! If you went to lunch and there wasn’t any of your friends in the same cafe cos u didn’t ask them to go with you, does it mean you have no friends?

Comment by Ashamed Brit Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 04:26:41

“I’m a fan and ALWAYS know when he was coming to the UK” — yeah, yeah. ALL the f’loons claim that Wacko talks to them through thought waves. Now go take your meds (maybe you should double up), brew yourself a cuppa and have a bit of a lie down, mate. You’re a bit wound up, you are.

 
 
Comment by Brandon
2007-05-25 07:33:11

… Michael has not wanted to be payed for this invitation…
He is one the the guests who are very close friends with royal family…, he was invoted and the comment of - Cazzawaw - is STUPID…!!!

Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:28:35

Brandon,
“payed” = paid
Your first sentence is grammatically incorrect.
Your second sentence is grammatically incorrect.

You probably shouldn’t be calling ANYONE stupid, st00pid.

HTH HAND BIE

 
 
Comment by V
2007-05-25 08:01:52

I’m sure the fans would have gone crazy if they had known. But guys, i’m an MJ fan geez i love the music ALL the music, i scream and dance to it sometimes…
But i have to say its really REALLY really hard to believe that MJ is not a pedophile.

Unfortunately where there’s smoke theres fire!! I didnt want to except it in the beginning 2 but come on you cant fool all of the people all of the time!!

 
Comment by zahara
2007-05-25 10:33:50

michael in britain i just knew that!!! he looks awesome, of course idiot the fans weren’t there it is a surprise how stupid of you, no wonder you don’t like michael :)

Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:37:17

Yeah, he’s pretty as a picture, isn’t he? There’s just something about a nearly FIFTY YEAR OLD MAN with a plastic, mutilated face and bleached skin who’s wearing make-up, false eyelashes, red lipstick, a cheap wig, and a sweat-splotched shirt! WHOOOOEEEEE!!! I bet he’d be a real catch as a husband, huh? YOU GO GIRL!

Comment by nunyabizziness
2007-05-26 19:47:42

Ever taken a good look at that plastic shite ronald macdonald clown? Dammit, miss whacko and the plastic clown have the same frozen in place plastic smile.

 
 
 
Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 05:17:57

Too old to get a new hobby, huh, Deke? Oh, well, soon you will be as dead as your pedo-God’s career. Hasta la vista!

 
Comment by Tom S. Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 09:48:12

CHILD MOLESTER

 
Comment by WackoEsPedo Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 11:34:50

Baby diddler.

 
Comment by Christine Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-26 23:02:24

To WackoEsPedo, Cujo and all the other morons who continually post on this board, it seems that you guys need to get a life. All I see going through the comments is shit from you. And I find it just a bit ridiculous. All the things you say I can handle, I could care less.. really. Everyone has different opinions and I respect that. You won’t change my mind, and I won’t change yours.
But what I really want to say, is that I read all your comments and I can’t help but take them WAY less seriously because of the amount of times you seem to post a message here. Like you really have nothing better to do with your time? Please.

Think what you want but good lord, give it a rest. But.. I know I am probably going to get a few responses to this, from you and others like you. So I’ll just ignore them and say good day.

Comment by Daniel S.
2007-05-26 23:07:50

Well said Christine, I agree. I was thinking the same thing myself as I was reading some of the comments. The amount of times they post is ridiculous.. and what these people say is even more so.

I wasn’t going to post at all, until your message caught my eye.

Daniel S.

Comment by PlasticPervingBoogerBoi Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 03:47:16

Unlike some other people f’loons the smart kids can actually type a dozen posts and be out of here in under five minutes. Some day when you f’loons grow up, you might learn a skill, too, and be able to poke the dumb shits for laughs. It’s fun! It’s free! And it can be done from work!

 
Comment by Deggie Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 05:09:55

Morons? Did you say, “morons”, Christine? FEEL THE LOVE! HEAL THE WORLD!

Why are the f’loons always the ones wishing violence and death on people who don’t like their pedo-Godlette? Why are they the ones calling everyone names and telling everyone to MYOB and GTFOOH? That’s not the peace and love that Wacko teaches, is it? You’re not very good f’loons, are you? Shame on you. Shame. Wacko is ashamed of you, too. You’ve learned nothing from all his girlishly whispered words. Shame. Shame.

 
 
Comment by ChristineBlowsGoatsForCash Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 05:14:25

Blow it out your ass, Christine. FOAD. This is a public board which means anyone can post — unlike f’loon boards that edit out the stuff they don’t like to hear about their plastic perv. Please, you say? FO, I say. EVERYONE hates Wacko. Grow up and deal. Or are you a pedo, too? What stake do you f’loons REALLY have in that swishy hunk of plastic shit, Wacko Jacko? Is he doing what you want to do? Groping little boys? Ew. You’re SICK.

 
Comment by Cujo
2007-05-27 19:24:36

OMIFREAKINGGAWD, a “get a life” lame from someone who thinks a mutilated pedophile is a role model. That’s a whole lot of “could care less”, pedo-enabler.

Please keep on whining. Wacko needs your support. BTW, I cannot help but wonder why you like someone so much who doesn’t like anything but boys under the age of 14.

I find it appalling that you’d support someone who has signed an admission that he/she has molested children and has paid millions more than once to keep it quiet.

 
 
Comment by BitchSlap Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-27 03:35:40

WOW, Christine, what a LOT of words to say, “I don’t care!” You couldn’t ignore a fart in church, you sanctimonious, lying piece of pedo-lovin’ filth. How does it feel to lust after a black man who wishes he was a white woman and is emotionally stuck in love relationships with 12 year old boys? I bet you shoot real high when you pick out your dates, huh? Congrats on being the buffooooooon of the day!

(Runner-up buffoooooon goes to Daniel S for his “me too!” snivel and ass slurp.)