Big Bird is set to get busy while in jail, writing! — and hopes it will make her millions.According to The Sun, the heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.
A source said: “There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals.
“She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.” Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.
I wouldn’t want to be the person they’ll hire to do the spell checking on that thing, but I’m sure all her 14-year old fans can’t wait to get it at Target when it comes out!
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DISGUSTING! THAT SHE’LL PROFIT FROM DRIVING DRUNK. SHE SHOULD BE MADE TO CONTRIBUTE ALL PROCEEDS TO MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING AND NOT POCKET ANYMORE CASH! GOD DAMN THAT PISSES ME OFF!
Hey! Paris Hilton stole Britney Spear’s time machine! (”Have you ever seen Back to The Future? Is that possible?”)
How else could they know that Paris will have trouble with the inmates and that she’d be deserving of time off for good behavior?
LOL!!! Oh yeah that’s right, poor little rich girl doesn’t stand a chance next to people who have had to suffer through problems other than chronic boredom.
She can write? Who knew? But I didn’t think people are allowed by law to profit from their crimes.
What the hell is she going to write about? Paris will be in her cell 23 hrs a day with a possible cell mate. And she is in the “Special Holding” section just for spoiled rich brats, isolated from the real prisoners. Big Deal!!!
Myabe she can describe for us the humiliation she will experience when she first goes in and they do the famous “Strip Search” every prisoner goes through. Describe the sensations of sharing a cell while the cell mate goes to the bathroom with no privacy. How embarassing.
Maybe the extreme boredom. No TV,except for an hour. Maybe something to read; can she read? She did not graduate from high school, just a GED. That reminds me, can she even write? She has always claimed she has “Other People” to do that stuff for her.
[...] knows it. There’s whispers around the web that she’s going to make hay in jail and write a diary (beware, the popups). She makes a good living out giving the press and us celeb-watchers what we [...]
Here is my diary:
http://parishiltonsprisondiary.com
PARIS HILTON DOES NOT BELONG IN JAIL
I HOPE SHE GETS OUT EARLY.
she is so innocent its ridiculous.
paris ur amazing.
Paris Hilton has just bought the prison and is having it redecorated gold, the universal bitch colour of love and friendship.
I’m mad but I’ve got a mansion and rich parents. Nah,na,na,nah,na!
TMZ.com is reporting that Paris Hilton has not eaten, slept, been crying a lot and is acting withdrawn since arriving at the medical ward of a Los Angeles jail.Wow! That’s what my 5 year old does when I send her to her room.
I do have a question about all this Hilton business. If Nicole Ritchie ends up going into the slam, could we end up with parparazzi photos of Hilton and Ritchie going over the wall?
NEWS FLASH
The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.
Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.
Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.
HUTAS … that’s so been done before.
get original why don’t you.
i would pay to read this…i wish she really would write this.
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