Comments on: Paris Hilton To Pen a Prison Diary http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/ Same Crap, Different Smell Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:43:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Nude Pamela Anderson Nude Nude Boy http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-82498 Nude Pamela Anderson Nude Nude Boy Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:53:54 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-82498 <strong>Nude Pamela Anderson Nude Nude Boy</strong> I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view Nude Pamela Anderson Nude Nude Boy

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]]> By: prncessdestinee http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-76929 prncessdestinee Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:41:20 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-76929 i would pay to read this...i wish she really would write this. i would pay to read this…i wish she really would write this.

]]> By: PH http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-17027 PH Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:01:43 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-17027 HUTAS ... that's so been done before. get original why don't you. HUTAS … that’s so been done before.

get original why don’t you.

]]> By: qwkinuf http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14922 qwkinuf Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:14:56 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14922 NEWS FLASH The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition. Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease. Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments. NEWS FLASH

The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.

Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.

]]> By: qwkinuf http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14848 qwkinuf Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:52:31 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14848 TMZ.com is reporting that Paris Hilton has not eaten, slept, been crying a lot and is acting withdrawn since arriving at the medical ward of a Los Angeles jail.Wow! That's what my 5 year old does when I send her to her room. I do have a question about all this Hilton business. If Nicole Ritchie ends up going into the slam, could we end up with parparazzi photos of Hilton and Ritchie going over the wall? TMZ.com is reporting that Paris Hilton has not eaten, slept, been crying a lot and is acting withdrawn since arriving at the medical ward of a Los Angeles jail.Wow! That’s what my 5 year old does when I send her to her room.

I do have a question about all this Hilton business. If Nicole Ritchie ends up going into the slam, could we end up with parparazzi photos of Hilton and Ritchie going over the wall?

]]> By: Hello http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14579 Hello Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:30:41 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14579 Paris Hilton has just bought the prison and is having it redecorated gold, the universal bitch colour of love and friendship. I'm mad but I've got a mansion and rich parents. Nah,na,na,nah,na! Paris Hilton has just bought the prison and is having it redecorated gold, the universal bitch colour of love and friendship.
I’m mad but I’ve got a mansion and rich parents. Nah,na,na,nah,na!

]]> By: Julia http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14173 Julia Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:38:10 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-14173 PARIS HILTON DOES NOT BELONG IN JAIL I HOPE SHE GETS OUT EARLY. she is so innocent its ridiculous. paris ur amazing. PARIS HILTON DOES NOT BELONG IN JAIL

I HOPE SHE GETS OUT EARLY.

she is so innocent its ridiculous.

paris ur amazing.

]]> By: PH http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-12813 PH Tue, 22 May 2007 13:04:32 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-12813 Here is my diary: http://parishiltonsprisondiary.com Here is my diary:

http://parishiltonsprisondiary.com

]]> By: AlexiaBlogs » Blog Archive » Paris Goes To Holiday Camp http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-12643 AlexiaBlogs » Blog Archive » Paris Goes To Holiday Camp Sun, 20 May 2007 22:39:53 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-12643 [...] knows it. There’s whispers around the web that she’s going to make hay in jail and write a diary (beware, the popups). She makes a good living out giving the press and us celeb-watchers what we [...] [...] knows it. There’s whispers around the web that she’s going to make hay in jail and write a diary (beware, the popups). She makes a good living out giving the press and us celeb-watchers what we [...]

]]> By: Tim http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-12622 Tim Sun, 20 May 2007 20:39:00 +0000 http://tob.hollywood.com/2007/05/20/paris-hilton-to-pen-a-prison-diary/#comment-12622 What the hell is she going to write about? Paris will be in her cell 23 hrs a day with a possible cell mate. And she is in the "Special Holding" section just for spoiled rich brats, isolated from the real prisoners. Big Deal!!! Myabe she can describe for us the humiliation she will experience when she first goes in and they do the famous "Strip Search" every prisoner goes through. Describe the sensations of sharing a cell while the cell mate goes to the bathroom with no privacy. How embarassing. Maybe the extreme boredom. No TV,except for an hour. Maybe something to read; can she read? She did not graduate from high school, just a GED. That reminds me, can she even write? She has always claimed she has "Other People" to do that stuff for her. What the hell is she going to write about? Paris will be in her cell 23 hrs a day with a possible cell mate. And she is in the “Special Holding” section just for spoiled rich brats, isolated from the real prisoners. Big Deal!!!
Myabe she can describe for us the humiliation she will experience when she first goes in and they do the famous “Strip Search” every prisoner goes through. Describe the sensations of sharing a cell while the cell mate goes to the bathroom with no privacy. How embarassing.
Maybe the extreme boredom. No TV,except for an hour. Maybe something to read; can she read? She did not graduate from high school, just a GED. That reminds me, can she even write? She has always claimed she has “Other People” to do that stuff for her.

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