And so…the “mighty” heiress falls.
Big Bird says she’s gonna quit boozing and also cut back on shopping. Furthermore, the princess will no longer be racing around in luxury cars according to her friends.
Paris — who is set to begin a 45-day jail stretch in 22 days’ time — has been spotted regularly with her personal trainer and learning self-defence to face inmates who have threatened to attack her.
Her lawyer’s top advise according to insiders:-She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail.
-They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to get her sentence reduced on appeal.
-No more booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime.
By June 5, she will be handed a regulation blue jumpsuit and be forced to share communal showers with gangs of violent inmates.
Can you just IMAGINE what they’re gonna do to her inside those walls? I mean…..this is like…..SIMPLE LIFE….but for real…..inside a prison….yuh…surrounded by a large majority of butch lesbians, yes. Remember when you went on that road trip with your friends and stopped at that Denny’s in the middle of nowhere at 2 AM?. Remember who served ya? Ok, those.
Nevertheless - I’m sure Paris does have one thing in common with those inmates, actually, make that plural. STD’s.
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Ruben, You should be ashamed of your words in this piece. If you cared about real news, Don Imus may ring a bell. I consider this just as bad or worse!
I agree with Emily. I don’t know what happened to you Ruben. You’re putting down Paris and Britney for no reason, they did no harm to you. It seems like you’re trying to be like Perez Hilton…You’re not.
wow gay jokes rubitch? you forgot to make reference to fried chicken and ur usual racist banter.
this site needs to be closed down asap.
she’s going to jail, not prison. and unless you’ve got personal knowledge of the women in that jail, you should keep your mouth shut. how about get an education? if you spent as much time in a classroom as you did posting idiotic info on this site, you’d know that the majority of women in jail/prison are not lesbians, nor are they violent.
Pretty ignorant to make a bunch of disparaging comments about “butch lesbians” and how they are goign to pick a bunch of fights. Wow, you really are stupid and homophobic. You should be ashamed of yourself. I’m sure your parents already are. isn’t it time to start a new crying scene because lesbians won’t let you make money off them. f’ing pathetic.
last time i ever come to this site. pig.
Ruben, hon, it is “self-defense”, not self-defence, and it is “advice”, not advise. Your welcome, doll!
Wow, prejudices much?
I cannot believe what I just read! Ruben, you are an ignorant misogonistic homophobe. To poke harmless fun at a celebrity on a fluf site is one thing, but to include gay-bashing is quite another. I can’t believe you could type that with an unchecked concience. Did you read what you wrote in your own post? That the majority of inmates are ‘butch lesbians’, and that these butch lesbians walk around in packs promoting gang violence?! Unbelievable! You have just permanantly lost a reader.