“I represent Paris and I’m proud to,” Elliot Mintz told Reuters early on Tuesday after a night out with his client. “We had a wonderful evening, we talked, and our media relationship resumes uninterrupted.“
PR In –> Out Translation:
“Following Paris Hilton’s 45-day jail sentence, her family disowned her. Following that, she realized that I was the only old fart left in her group of people that still cares greatly for her. Out of desperation and lack of true love from anyone close to her and after further realizing that once a jail sentence is imposed on you, all of Hollywood turns its back on you, she called me drunk and stoned and told me she wanted me back. So, therefore, our media relationship resumes uninterrupted.”
Furthermore, TMZ reports that on Paris’ MySpace page this morning, she says her friend Joshua Capone started a petition, and asks that her fans “help and sihn it,” adding, “I LOVE YOU ALL!!!”
The petition takes the somewhat puzzling task of pointing out that she’s an heiress to the Hilton fortune, and that Paris “provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world.” <—-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!!!
Oh my - dang bro….still recovering over here, I think I burst an organ.
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She needs to grow the fuck up, learn how to spell, and take responsibility for her actions. Dumb twat.
The sentence seems very fair and if she gets off, it be a sad day for justice!!!
I agree. She better not get off. She deserves every last one of those 45 days in the slammer.
“provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world.” :
They are making fun of us all! Outrageous lol.
I totally agree! I’m so sick of everyone in Hollywood thinking they can do whatever they want and have absolutely no consequences! “Regular” people have to do this all the time and we don’t ever get pardons from governors. Why should Paris be any different?