The World Claps Its Hands as Paris Hilton Gets Cage Sentence

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CommentaryKarma is such a bitch. Celebrities tend to think that they rise above the allowed limits of the law simply because they’ve got money and usually get to skip a line or two here or there. What’s worst about this case though is that Paris Hilton is not even a real celebrity - she only gets away with it. She’s an idiotic dumb blonde who believes she’s better than others because of her family name. With that being said, what doesn’t surprise me is that she is getting caged for committing the “crime” she is most known for - being a stupid idiot and allowing herself to be surrounded by stupid idiots.Anybody who can spell the name Einstein and who’s serious about themselves and their so called “careers” would never put such sensitive issues as knowing the status of their license on the hands of the enablers publicists.Elliot Mintz gets laid off and apparently takes the blame for what happened. That is fucking hilarious. She’s a spoiled little girl who has other people run her life for her and all she does is smile and talk like an absolute idiot.

I’m so glad that the law finally caught up with her insolence. It had just gone too far. It’s also good to see that she was made into an example.

2007 has been a crazy year for Hollywood’s young “elite”. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Jesse Metcalfe - all ending up in rehab, most of them relapsing just a week or so later.

Paris Hilton was quoted as saying “I don’t deserve this” in regards to the 45-day jail sentence. Hahahahaa.

Can’t wait for her to come out of there with her feet well grounded and thankful for everything she once took for granted. Happy hunting with the butch lesbians in prison you socialite bitch.


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Comment by victor
2007-05-07 16:37:52

You are such a piece of shit!
From our list of re-lapsers…none have been doing any wrong except Lindsay and all that is alleged…Britney was in your bad list when she before rehab, then after and now that she is working your are dogging on her too…how sad it must be to be you…an obsessed freak who devoted 5 years of your life to adoring britney but you didn’t do it because you loved her…but because you expected something in return and you didn’t get anything so now you act all mean…haha!
you r worst than Perez…at least he’s always mean…all britney fans hate you…and if u r so unimpressed with her, what’s your ugly face doing paying money to see her…you love her still but you r so mad because you never became part ofe her team…LOSER!

Comment by Nikki
2007-05-07 17:09:48

This post has nothing to with Britney. Calm down.

 
 
Comment by Nora
2007-05-07 16:44:17

How ironic that the women involved in the “bimbo summit” [as seen in the New York Post) were all sent to rehab or went psycho in public.
This woman deserves what she got. Not only because she ignorant and illiterate( she cant even read her own paper work) but she does nothing but show a terrible example to this troubled youth. Lock this bitch up, she contributes nothing positive to our society. Sadly to say, at the end of the day her time in jail will probably make her even more famous.. For all we know, maybe this woman wanted this. She has no talent and she needs to live in the media. Why not go to jail and reinvent her image like Martha Stewart. Perhaps, the joke is on us.

 
Comment by Nikki
2007-05-07 17:12:49

I’m glad she’s going to jail. I’m so tired of celebrities thinking they are above the law, because they’ve got money and fame. And the fact that she can say she doesn’t deserve it? Please. Her butt should have been thrown in jail when she was initially pulled over for drinking and driving. In any case, welcome to the real world, sweetheart. It’s a bitch.

 
Comment by Jen
2007-05-07 17:16:21

GO RUBEN GO RUBEN GO!!!

 
Comment by Gigi
2007-05-07 17:24:53

I agree with Ruben!! It’s nice to see a blogger who is not kissing Paris’ ass. She is such a no talent piece of trash. I love that she’s still playing the dumb blond card by saying that b/c her lackeys didn’t tell her that her license was suspended, she didn’t know that it was. On one hand we are supposed to think she’s dumb b/c her “reality” show persona is scripted that way, and on the other we are supposed to buy that Paris is this smart business woman. It’s like, which is it?
I do disagree with one thing that was mentioned in the post. I do not believe that Paris will come out of Jail a contrite and humble human being. She has that entitlement syndrome something awful and I think this will only fuel her anger at the system. Paris probably won’t be visited by the remorse fairy while in jail and she is surrounded with yes people that will say, “Oh you poor thing. You don’t deserve this.” Blah, aint entitlement a bitch? Oh yeah, I really want Lindsay Lohan to get her ego checked as well.

 
Comment by Michael P
2007-05-07 17:31:17

Oh my gosh! The bologna sandwhiches….the orange jump suit…and she cant even prepare her own meals like Martha could…shes in deep shit. ahahaha! Poor Paris…Maybe if she buys enough people some cigaretts she can get by. Shes going to come out walking like 50 cent — with a duRag on her head. ahahah! But what if she turns into some kind of a king pen and develops a following? hahah!

 
Comment by someone
2007-05-07 17:48:06

Paris Hilton is playing the victim saying they are putting her in jail just because of who she is.

I fear Paris would drive while drunk again if they hadn’t decided to put her in jail. She needed this.

 
Comment by SparkleBitchxo
2007-05-07 18:48:46

I think her mom’s behavior during the whole thing clearly shows why Paris never takes responsibility of anything. Kathy should go to jail too because she’s part of the reason that worthless slut is on this Earth.

 
Comment by don
2007-05-07 18:58:17

all those girls mentioned, britney, lindsay… they have their problems but this Paris thing is different. She clearly has no regard for the law, believes her money can buy her way out of anything and treats driving as a right not a privilege. She also plays the blame game till shes blue in the face. shes 25, 26 years old already when is she going to start taking responsibility for her actions?! Those others girls may be self destructive and crazy but they- as far as we know- aren’t out violating terms of their probation for the whole world to see. and at least they got to where they are on their own terms and not just by popping out of their mothers and clinging to their last name.

 
Comment by Vanilla
2007-05-07 19:39:11

Sucked in!

 
Comment by Anonymous
2007-05-07 21:11:07

I wonder if Britney is secretly gloating about this news. Remember, after she and Paris parted ways, Paris called Britney an “animal.” But look who’s being treated like an animal now.

 
Comment by Natzie
2007-05-07 21:39:12

AMEN, Ruben.
Finally, the world has its peace.

 
Comment by GreasyBillionaire Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-07 22:26:50

why do u hate her so much? are you jealous because you’ll never have the amount of money she has? alot of people hate her and they haven’t even met her. they judge her based on the things they’ve heard or read on the tabloids. GET A LIFE YOU POOR HOBO!

-GREASYBILLIONAIRE

Comment by Bender Robot
2007-05-17 07:26:35

Get a clue… people hate her because she’s a stuck up bitch who thinks she can use her (family’s, not hers) money to walk all over people and do whatever she wants, flaunting the rules of society that everyone else has to live by.

As for “her” money, if she actually had to earn a living for herself she’d be just another strung-out crack whore on Hollywood Blvd.

 
Comment by poor you
2007-06-09 06:39:53

we are not jealous of Paris.. but outrage about how she ’s treating this world..she’s just fine example of brat,dum kid who grew to be bratter, dumber…
We have Oprah, Bono, brangelina, and a lot more..they are famous and powerful , but they put that wealth and power to better the world..we laud and praise these people

 
 
Comment by suzanne
2007-05-08 05:09:07

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! THANK YOU REUBEN!THANK YOU! YOU ROCK?

 
Comment by suzanne
2007-05-08 06:05:38

BY THE WAY, ANYONE WHO SAYS YOU SUCK B/C YOU THINK SHE IS A SOCIALITE BITCH WHO DESERVES WHAT SHE GETS…THEY NEED HELP, YOU ARE BEING FOR REAL

 
Comment by Agent D
2007-05-08 07:22:01

YOU PEOPLE ARE AWESOME! It is nice to come to a site where no one is defending this piece of trash. She deserves every minute. And she was not sentenced to jail because of her dui, it is in connection. She violated her probation. I am sick of people saying she is being made an example of. There is no way. She fucked up, now pay you dumb skanky bitch. Oh, she better go to jail. I don’t think there will be a judge who won’t send her. If she does get off of this, look out! Shit will hit the fan and the whole country will go off. Thank the good Lord she is going to jail! P.S. Ruben, the new pic is good, much better than the last one.

 
Comment by Mauricio
2007-05-08 09:04:44

allthough I don’t aprove anyone calling anybody “socialite bitch” (even though I know she certainly is) I think she deserves it…somehow she thinks she’s above the law..

 
Comment by commonsense2007
2007-05-08 11:08:15

wonder what would have happened if she caused an accident like Brandy did and killed an innocent life. would Paris go to jail or buy the family off so she wouldn’t have to do time in the slammer.

 
Comment by jamstan
2007-05-08 21:54:22

She was lucky to get probation instead of 30 days for a DUI. Then she violated probation 3 times: Not going to court-ordered alcohol awareness class, 70 in a 35 without a license, driving with no lights without a license. Probation is an agreement that you don’t have to go to jail if you follow the rules–she didn’t so its bye bye Paris. Why is that so hard for some of you to understand? I agree with commonsense 2007-Perhaps the judge saved some little kids life and perhaps Paris’s too because shes on a road to self-destruction! Partying ever night she may end up like Anna Nichol Smith then the people now whining about her 45 days will be whining “why didn’t the judicial system do something when she was still alive?” I can only wonder how many starving kids that selfish woman could feed with just half of her partying money alone! Yet some losers worship her. How pathetic!

 
2007-05-10 01:39:12

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Comment by nobetter Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-17 11:01:19

she will need a lot of prayer!!!

 
 
Comment by nobetter Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-14 19:53:47

I don’t wish jail on anybody unless they truly deserve it, but I can’t help but think that Paris does deserve it,she needs to get a grip on what real life is, she believes she is so much better and above other people.
I believe she needs to get knocked off that throne she’s been sitting on for too long, Her Grandfather was a regular guy, who built a motel and had great success that she was only born into, and frankly I’m sick of seeing her flaunt herself, as if she is some kind of a royal slut.She completely insults me, and I can’t speak for the Queen and I don’t mean Paris, but I am sure that she would be repulsed at Hilton’s irresponsible actions and rude, spoiled Brat ways, Her Mother should be ashamed for enabling that sort of behavior.
She is in for a rude awakening, that I hope she learns from. When she uses the toilet is her toilet paper laced in gold? does her crap smell better than anybody elses? NO. If I did what she did, I wouldn’t get any special pardons from our govener, She needs to grow up, and get in touch w/reality.

 
Comment by Pinupcutie
2007-05-15 07:33:27

I read TMZ and Perez religiously. They had a link to your site and I’m so glad I stopped by! TOB is totally on my daily ritual lists!

I love the fact that you, unlike the other celebrity gossip/blog sites, have the balls to tall it like it is. Espcially when it comes to Paris Hilton.

Perez kisses her ass so she’ll remain a “friend” and TMZ really stays on the fence about it, while X17-online is so far up Britney’s ass I can’t stand to even pull them up anymore!

In regards to this article Paris deserves what she got. If they are making her a martyr then maybe all of these celebrities will stop believing they are above the law.

Just this year alone I count on two hands the number of celebrity justice cases brought to light.

They all continue to drive drunk and murder others all the while getting away with it because they are celebrities with money.

If Paris were a “regular” joe like the rest of us she wouldn’t be given the opportunity to be taking self defense classes and what not her ass would’ve been on lock down long ago!

Comment by metalmouthslut
2007-06-09 12:05:42

“I read TMZ and Perez religiously.”

Get help for that problem.

 
 
Comment by nobetter Subscribed to comments via email
2007-05-17 19:11:17

GOOD BEHAVIOR ????? MORE LIKE GIRLS BEHAVING BADLY !!!! WHATEVER, MISS PRISS GETS HER WAY AGAIN,
POOR THING SHE”LL STILL HAVE ALL HER RICHES WHEN SHE GETS

 
Comment by michele
2007-05-19 03:58:41

Get a life! (mostly speaking to myself) and anyone else who is reading this. why, I wonder does it seem that a lot of people are pleased with PH’s jail sentence. Even though PH is rich, bla, bla, and Brittney is famous, duh, duh, They are still regular people, well maybe what I consider regular people. Addicts, who often do what they wish they didn’t have to. Well, anyway. I hope it all works out and I hope PH has fun in the rich folks jail. What kine people are talking butchie crap on here. sheeze…get a feeling of mean people round here.

 
Comment by nanana
2007-05-19 07:35:58

though i don’t like her bcoz the things she did to Britney but should her worth-being criticized so terribly like that?

 
Comment by Tonny
2007-06-11 03:56:13

Paris Hilton will not appeal against the judge’s decision to send her back to jail for the remainder of her 45 day sentence.

In a statement issued through her legal team yesterday, Paris said: “Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.”

 
Comment by George
2007-06-14 20:04:43

I do like Paris in spite of all the shit going around her. She can have bad influence only on stupid people, like Ruben, who still manages to get the most out through cheaply written “sensational” posts. So desperate for money and attention :)

 
Comment by david
2007-07-22 23:28:55

In June, Paris Hilton’s was dropped by her record label after lackluster sales of debut pop album Paris failed to impress music execs. The blonde beauty was said to be devastated over the decision.

 
Comment by Maria
2007-08-09 02:08:53

The Simple Life stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s stints in jail have inspired a new porn movie.Hilton served 23 days in jail for driving while suspended, and Richie has recently been sentenced to four days in prison after pleading guilty to driving under the influence.The movie titled Paris and Nicole Go to Jail features porn stars Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Addams in the leading roles.Based around their appearance on The Simple Life the story depicts: “That life is different on the inside, and at first [they] have trouble adapting, but [they] soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, and the inmates.”

 
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2007-12-27 04:44:02

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