Hey, What a GREAT way to boost your show’s ratings!

I love Ellen DeGeneres, I couldn’t say a single bad or mean thing about her, but damn, what a way to take advantage of a spinal injury! The studio bosses must be going all ca$$hing! The news of DeGeneres hosting her show from a reclinable hospital-style bed after hurting her back is being talked about everywhere! She’ll interview Ryan Seacrest today and Lindsay Lohan tomorrow and it might just bring her highest ratings to date. Why? Cause they found a brilliant way to keep the show going! Now, that’s great producing!