I Don’t Understand Britney Spears’ Breasts

The picture of her in the green dress she is pushing then together with her arms…you can see it in a better picture because she is holding Paris Hiltons hand with her (Britney) two hands.

I think they (meaning the boobs) were also bigger in the one picture when she’s wearing that ugly green dress because she just had her son Jayden a month or 2 before that. Either way, she still looks gross.

That’s because in the green drees she just gave birth and that happens to every woman who gives birth, your boobs just get swollen, and they get worst if you’re nursing. That’s all.

Have you ever seen a woman who has just given birth before or are you just trying to find things to say about her?

I just gave birth 6 months ago, so beleive me, I know what I’m talking about!!!

The pic before she had just had her baby and was probably nursing as well as wearing a nice push up bra…now her boobs look good and can look close to that with another nice Victoria’s Secret purchase! Brit is hot! :)

She looks much more polished with the smaller pair. Big boobies on her make her look sloppy.

I really hope she wasn’t nursing at the time considering all the drinking she was doing & all the drugs she was supposedly doing as well.

low blows make me yawn…you sound like avril lavigne. Grow up.

its funny how much of an idiot you are

Are you really that desperate for material? You’re a douchebag.

Grow up. You obviously are scratching for something negative. Your bitterness is evident and through a computer no less.

It’s funny when other people make jokes about her because they’re trying to be funny and don’t take her life so seriously as if it were their own. You on the other hand, not so much. It comes off as desperate and old.

lol.
This proves that Ruben does not own a pair of breasts. Britney is squeezing them with her arms. That’s what happens. And now you understand.

Ruben, once again - you are an asshole. We get it- you don’t like Britney anymore. Move on with your life already. I agree with everything J says,you are obviously searching for anything negative to say about her. Probably because this blog sucks, and the only time people comment are when you post about Britney…

She spilled the starbucks on her funny

They deflated because she has no more leche in her chichi’s ruben…dont you know anything about being pregnant?

i keep commenting and my coment does not appeared!!!

why everytime i make “suggestions” to ruben my comment does not appeared???

god!!!the world is going to end because u dont understand britney’s breast!!!how terrible!!!

p.s. get over yourself, no no no, get over britney already, u quitted WOB, this was supossed to have a different smell.

Hey - she just had a baby ! Do you know what happens to breasts when you have a baby?
Come ON!! leave the girl alone

Love you Brit !

because you are sooo good looking ruben. oh wait, not.

reuben, u r the stupidesd motherfucker i have ever come across. i know that u r implying that britney went for a breast reduction. we aint stupid u gay moron. compare the weight losses on the two pics and remember 2 wen Jayden was born…..u r tryin to make fun of her, sad because it doesn’t come across as fun but as boooooooooooooooooooring!

forever Team Britney

you idiots! ahe had just had 2 kids and brests swell because of milk…duh!!!

RUBEN IS A BACKSTABBING CUNT! JUST CAUSE HE NEVER BECAME WHAT HE WANTED TO BE IN BRITNEY’S LIFE…LOSER!!! WOB IS MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU…SERIOUSLY!!

Rub3~ IS A BACKSTABBING “C U N Tuesday” HE WANTED SO BADLY TO BE SUCH A BIG PART OF BRITNEY’S LIFE AND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN…LOSER!!
W.0.B IS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU!!!

Ruben you’re a friggin moron. You should know better than anyone that depending on the persons posture, the position they’re standing, sitting or lying in, their outfit, everything changes what appears to be the size of a womans breasts.

I just think it’s funny that now that you’re not with World of Britney you’re just another freakin sellout loser like the rest of em. I used to think highly of you, now I just look down on you. You used to be respectful, what happened?

“It’s like she’s from another planet”- You’re a jerk.

bras and tape can do wonders for making your breasts look bigger than they actually are. as far as her boobs going south… SHE JUST HAD TWO BABIES BACK TO BACK!!!! AFTER BABIES YOUR BREASTS ARE NEVER THE SAME UNLESS YOU HAVE SURGERY!!!!!

This is hilarious! I’ve come to a very important conclusion about you, Ruben.

There isnt anything you can say or do on this site that will stop people from insulting you. Its getting rediculous. You’ve made an innocent comment about Britney’s boobs,and BAM…there flood the negative comments. Im surprised someone didnt call you rascist! hahaha!

I’ve wondered the same thing about Britney’s boobs, but I just didnt say anything. They grow and shrink — even way before she was pregnant! Which is why I believe that she simply uses bras and whatnot to push them up. The wonderful thing about being a woman [and the horrible thing about being a man] is that weight gain most often affects the upper body first, meaning fat goes to the breasts and whatnot. A simple 5-10 pound weight gain can give a woman a substantial increase in breast size. And in pregnancy the body’s hormones and whatnot tell the breasts to grow as well to eb able to contain milk and what not. [which is why Debra messing went from a -A cup to something way better after she had her child. ahahah!]

But yeah. More proof that Brit didnt get implants.
Shes sort of around the same size she was back in the Oops days now, and as we remember her boobs werent very big — just shapely in porportion to her frame — which is what fueled the implant rumors. Lets not forget shes only 5 feet 4, and like 130 pounds. Thats not very big. Hell, she probably weighs 120-125 now.

Ruben you turned into an annoying whinny little bitch.

Ruebn, have a baby and you’ll get it. The picture of her in the green was taken not too long after she had baby #2. I know you dont realize this because you know nothing about the female body, but pregnancy and childbirth makes your boobs get HUGE! And then the swelling goes down and (if your not breastfeeding like me) the milk dries up and bam, they’re deflated. Glad I could clear things up for you. Now go find yourself a real woman you can slip a $20 to and ask her if you can feel her boobies.

Coming from someone with the weirdest mouth I have EVER seen!

Gosh. Nobody likes you or your blog, do they?

How strange and incomprehensible…

STFU already.

Her boobs look awful, thats what happens when you get a boob job at the age of seventeen. But they still look better than that nasty gash she was showing off a couple of months ago.

You have to be a woman to understand the changes that happen to mammary glands right after childbirth and several months after that when one is no longer lactating.

Dumbass (shaking my head)! There is nothing wrong with her. She looks great. Breastfeeding a baby–big, not–small. DUH! It just goes to show you the morphed sense of reality Hollywood has when you expect every set of breasts to look fake. I applaud her for remaining o’natural!

Ruben=bitchy woman-hating queen

She got her implants out while in rehab, I’ve been saying it for weeks. She also got new implants weeks before she got pregnant. It was obvious on her chaotic series.

you should take into consideration that, yes, she had just had a baby in the green dress pic…. but it looks like she’s also lost probably 15 pounds since then too. you don’t need to be a genius to figure that out…especially if you are looking at her every single day like you people do.

RUBEN ARE YOU STILL A VERGIN??

COMMON MAN IF YOU ARE THEN GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND YOUR BOOBS WILL POINT DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!

so, you people have no lives at all?

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Its called a frickin bra.
A Durrs.